Justus Hepburn
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Justus Hepburn
@justushep.bsky.social
Just some dipshit.
Complaining about realism in Movies is the domain of cowards. People are so scared of having to defend their opinions, they retreat into this pseudo-objective nonsense.
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
July 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yeah, sure, I’ll do the list thing.
June 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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ai video isn't a silly tool, it's not something that's going to make your life easier, and increasingly it doesn't seem to be a fad

it's sinister shit being propped up by massive tech companies with a vested interest in manipulating visual and viral reality.

there are no benign use cases for it.
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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from 1: if you are called an insult to life itself, become an insult to life itself

from 2: accomplish this by reducing an iconic mass media style with associations of humanity and care to insult the auteur behind it

you think you're making art, bucko? nope, it's slop from our slop machine
they have done this with the ghibli style, i would wager, specifically because of miyazaki's comments about ai. two aspects:

1. the playbook for the Modern Nemeses says: when someone critiques you, lean into the thing you're being critiqued for
2. make it clear that this tech is for stealing brands
March 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My favorite film genres:

1. Long Twilight Zone episode
2. Evil Brunette
3. Tropical Gothic
4. America is vast and full of horror.
5. Cillian Murphy is having a bad time.
My favorite film genres:

1. there comes some optimism
2. bad guys attack in retaliation
3. good guys return, rather than have vengeance
4. ominous, undefined threat
5. everyone is similar; fighting
6. bad guys have vengeance, rather than return
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The official, legal ruling of The Supreme Court is that we should eat shit and die.
The Supreme Court's first and only opinion today is San Francisco v. EPA. The majority substantially weakens the Clean Water Act's limitations on raw sewage discharge. It is 5–4 in relevant part, with Barrett, Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson dissenting. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
March 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stop talking about how boys need positive male role models. They actually need higher quality negative role models.
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Emperor Shaken by Enemy Kingdom's Advances in Invisible Textiles
January 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Here are my proposals for the next blockbuster movie musical:

-Gentleman Prefer Blondes, starring Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter.

-Phantom of the Opera, directed by Michael Bay.

-Sweeney Todd, but this time it doesn’t suck.
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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stop fucking recommending earthsea as an alternative to harry potter. the only alternative to harry potter is learning to let go of things you loved as a younger person and take joy in things that appeal to your adult palette in a way you could never have appreciated when you were younger
November 13, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Saw two cybertrucks on my commute home. An ill omen.
November 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I’ve secretly believed for years that I’m cult-proof. I think I’m just smart enough to not fall for a the super-obvious scams, but when I start to be convinced by some kooky idea, I remember that I’m dumb as hell, and if a moron like me is buying it, there’s probably a catch.
March 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Maybe I’m just dumb, but it seems to me that when a program could take a rich person’s job they call it an algorithm, but when it could take a poor person’s job, they call it AI.
February 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Oscars Predictions:
Picture: The Holdovers
Director: Chris Nolan
Actor: Paul Giamatti
Actress : Lilly Gladstone
Supporting Actor : RDJ
Supporting Actress : Da’Vine Joy Randolph
January 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I’m surprised that SAG understood May December well enough to realize it was making fun of them.
January 10, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Gonna state this for the record: I enjoyed The Holdovers quite a bit, but if/when it wins best picture, I will turn on it instantaneously.
January 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM
“Should May December be categorized as a comedy” is a boring question. “Why does this movie about an abusive relationship have jokes” actually gets to the heart of what the movie is trying to say.
December 12, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Pulling the true cinephile move: Seeing KotFM at a Monday matinee so there’s no sound bleed from Taylor Swift screenings
October 23, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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Watching a movie from a director i like: i must know every detail of his process. How did he do this lighting setup. How much did he rehearse. What was left out in post production

Listening to an album from a band i like: when the guitars do that buzzy thing it makes my tummy go woooow
October 23, 2023 at 3:44 PM
I thank god everyday that sad little teenage me never got into The Smiths
Who is a band/artist that based on your musical taste you should really like but just don't?
October 12, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I believed that Blair Witch was a real documentary at the time, but I was 7 years old and very stupid, so I’m not sure how adults fell for it.
October 11, 2023 at 6:38 PM
I think that if J.K. Rowling had completely retired from public life around 2012, and we had no idea what her politics were, it would still be embarrassing to be a Harry Potter fan in 2023.
September 1, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I’m thinking this is going to be very bad. The trailer is screaming “We’re hiding a big surprise” and I don’t trust Emerald Fennel’s surprises after last time.
Saltburn | Official Teaser Trailer
Welcome to Saltburn. Written & directed by Academy Award Winner Emerald Fennell and in select theaters November 24, 2023.Academy Award winning filmmaker Emer...
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August 30, 2023 at 4:55 PM