Oni
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Please vacate the premises immediately
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don't cut that bush, that's where i keep my skele-ahhh look what you did ;^;
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
don't cut that bush, that's where i keep my skele-ahhh look what you did ;^;
Southern Italians all have this innate talent for responding to sentences as though they've ever paid attention to another person talking and acting as though they've added anything at all to their conversations all the while maintaining a lifelong streak of never doing either of the above.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Southern Italians all have this innate talent for responding to sentences as though they've ever paid attention to another person talking and acting as though they've added anything at all to their conversations all the while maintaining a lifelong streak of never doing either of the above.
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December 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Definitely not trying to get involved, but I've seen a good amount of discourse on dating and the "loneliness epidemic" today and, like, look.
I try to avoid the mentality that my being some kind of aroace somehow makes me inherently better than my peers but, like, c'mon man.
I try to avoid the mentality that my being some kind of aroace somehow makes me inherently better than my peers but, like, c'mon man.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Definitely not trying to get involved, but I've seen a good amount of discourse on dating and the "loneliness epidemic" today and, like, look.
I try to avoid the mentality that my being some kind of aroace somehow makes me inherently better than my peers but, like, c'mon man.
I try to avoid the mentality that my being some kind of aroace somehow makes me inherently better than my peers but, like, c'mon man.
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There was a bit of a setup issue, but to clarify, 100% Orange Juice is FREE TO KEEP this weekend!
(It's not shown at the top of the options on store page at the moment, look under All Stars Collection - Steam is investigating the issue)
store.steampowered.com/app/282800/1... #100orange
(It's not shown at the top of the options on store page at the moment, look under All Stars Collection - Steam is investigating the issue)
store.steampowered.com/app/282800/1... #100orange
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There was a bit of a setup issue, but to clarify, 100% Orange Juice is FREE TO KEEP this weekend!
(It's not shown at the top of the options on store page at the moment, look under All Stars Collection - Steam is investigating the issue)
store.steampowered.com/app/282800/1... #100orange
(It's not shown at the top of the options on store page at the moment, look under All Stars Collection - Steam is investigating the issue)
store.steampowered.com/app/282800/1... #100orange
There is something kinda fun about playing almost exclusively weapons with really good block buttons and watching AT Uth Duna do its big dumb slam attacks knowing full well I'm about to watch our cart allowance get taxed by one of these zoomers with a longsword and there's nothing I can do about it.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There is something kinda fun about playing almost exclusively weapons with really good block buttons and watching AT Uth Duna do its big dumb slam attacks knowing full well I'm about to watch our cart allowance get taxed by one of these zoomers with a longsword and there's nothing I can do about it.
I acknowledge I'm doing this to myself, but I booted Monster Hunter Wilds again just to try out some of the new stuff, see if the game is salvageable, and I can't get any of these fucking AT quests done because motherfuckers keep dying.
You've had nearly a year to learn Nu Udra. Stop getting hit.
You've had nearly a year to learn Nu Udra. Stop getting hit.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I acknowledge I'm doing this to myself, but I booted Monster Hunter Wilds again just to try out some of the new stuff, see if the game is salvageable, and I can't get any of these fucking AT quests done because motherfuckers keep dying.
You've had nearly a year to learn Nu Udra. Stop getting hit.
You've had nearly a year to learn Nu Udra. Stop getting hit.
Nightreign is just so criminally good, man. Like, listen -- if you've got a squad of three or four other people who play and can rotate in and out, it's just one of the most feel-good experiences in the medium of video games. I walk away from that game a grinning mess every time, I swear.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Nightreign is just so criminally good, man. Like, listen -- if you've got a squad of three or four other people who play and can rotate in and out, it's just one of the most feel-good experiences in the medium of video games. I walk away from that game a grinning mess every time, I swear.
I fucking love wifi filters in fighting games. I love them so much. Deny all wifi players matches. Steal all wifi players' lunch money. Send all wifi players straight to Hell.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I fucking love wifi filters in fighting games. I love them so much. Deny all wifi players matches. Steal all wifi players' lunch money. Send all wifi players straight to Hell.
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The best part about the playlists in CotW is that I can set four unique tracks for every stage but then also include C62 on every last one so that I get the random Yamazaki buff on some sets, thus making me unbeatable.
Ranked is a delight now.
Ranked is a delight now.
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The best part about the playlists in CotW is that I can set four unique tracks for every stage but then also include C62 on every last one so that I get the random Yamazaki buff on some sets, thus making me unbeatable.
Ranked is a delight now.
Ranked is a delight now.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I acknowledge I often focus too much on things I hate, but you gotta understand that I played, like, four different bad followups to games I love this year. One of which I've been anticipating for years.
Next year, though? Oh, that's my year. Prepare to hear about nothing but Nioh 3 for ten months.
Next year, though? Oh, that's my year. Prepare to hear about nothing but Nioh 3 for ten months.
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I acknowledge I often focus too much on things I hate, but you gotta understand that I played, like, four different bad followups to games I love this year. One of which I've been anticipating for years.
Next year, though? Oh, that's my year. Prepare to hear about nothing but Nioh 3 for ten months.
Next year, though? Oh, that's my year. Prepare to hear about nothing but Nioh 3 for ten months.
Only just realised that Monster Hunter Wilds wasn't even sniffed at this year for TGA.
Good. Fuck that game. I'm actually in a better mood now for having just connected that.
Good. Fuck that game. I'm actually in a better mood now for having just connected that.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Only just realised that Monster Hunter Wilds wasn't even sniffed at this year for TGA.
Good. Fuck that game. I'm actually in a better mood now for having just connected that.
Good. Fuck that game. I'm actually in a better mood now for having just connected that.
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Undertaker gameplay
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Undertaker gameplay
Every dollar you "ironically" spend on superchats during the Game Awards stream is another month Bloodborne is trapped on that pile of shit console, you fools.
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Every dollar you "ironically" spend on superchats during the Game Awards stream is another month Bloodborne is trapped on that pile of shit console, you fools.
I look forward every year to The Game Awards because it is the single greatest moment of schadenfreude I get to experience annually outside of maybe Valentine's Day.
Watching everyone see their favourite IPs ground into unrecognisable powder is fucking priceless.
Watching everyone see their favourite IPs ground into unrecognisable powder is fucking priceless.
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I look forward every year to The Game Awards because it is the single greatest moment of schadenfreude I get to experience annually outside of maybe Valentine's Day.
Watching everyone see their favourite IPs ground into unrecognisable powder is fucking priceless.
Watching everyone see their favourite IPs ground into unrecognisable powder is fucking priceless.
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The only thing that bothers me more than endless Skyrim rereleases is the number of dense motherfuckers who keep buying them.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The only thing that bothers me more than endless Skyrim rereleases is the number of dense motherfuckers who keep buying them.
Buddy heard me say I'd never played any of the DLCs in Dark Souls 1-3, so we booted up DS3 and played for eleven hours.
That game has a rough start, but it's probably still my favourite of the trilogy.
The shmucks who hated on DS3 just cannae see the forest for the trees.
That game has a rough start, but it's probably still my favourite of the trilogy.
The shmucks who hated on DS3 just cannae see the forest for the trees.
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Buddy heard me say I'd never played any of the DLCs in Dark Souls 1-3, so we booted up DS3 and played for eleven hours.
That game has a rough start, but it's probably still my favourite of the trilogy.
The shmucks who hated on DS3 just cannae see the forest for the trees.
That game has a rough start, but it's probably still my favourite of the trilogy.
The shmucks who hated on DS3 just cannae see the forest for the trees.
Monster Hunter Wilds is so fucking soulless that I'm looking at World again and having positive thoughts regarding booting it up.
Imagine that - a sequel so bad it can make even me want to go back to fucking World. Unfathomable.
Imagine that - a sequel so bad it can make even me want to go back to fucking World. Unfathomable.
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Monster Hunter Wilds is so fucking soulless that I'm looking at World again and having positive thoughts regarding booting it up.
Imagine that - a sequel so bad it can make even me want to go back to fucking World. Unfathomable.
Imagine that - a sequel so bad it can make even me want to go back to fucking World. Unfathomable.
Finally beat the first of the new bosses in Nightreign yesterday. Turned out I was right and that, while challenging, it really is just a matter of playing incredibly safe and making good dodges.
Something tells me that fight with three Ironeyes would be bordering on cheating. Kinda wanna try it.
Something tells me that fight with three Ironeyes would be bordering on cheating. Kinda wanna try it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Finally beat the first of the new bosses in Nightreign yesterday. Turned out I was right and that, while challenging, it really is just a matter of playing incredibly safe and making good dodges.
Something tells me that fight with three Ironeyes would be bordering on cheating. Kinda wanna try it.
Something tells me that fight with three Ironeyes would be bordering on cheating. Kinda wanna try it.