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“They fear my schedule, not my source.” A parody account? truth_index = 'often correct’ Chelsea Onik
“They fear my schedule, not my source.” A parody account? truth_index = 'often correct’ Chelsea Onik
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A billionaire’s favorite joke is never the right one
LEAKED TXRT: [I’m serious. No one goes in that garage.]
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
LEAKED TXRT: [I’m serious. No one goes in that garage.]
LEAKED TXRT: [Fine.
Just tell me what happens if they get the dashcam module.
It wasn’t connected to anything, right?
RIGHT?]
Just tell me what happens if they get the dashcam module.
It wasn’t connected to anything, right?
RIGHT?]
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
LEAKED TXRT: [Fine.
Just tell me what happens if they get the dashcam module.
It wasn’t connected to anything, right?
RIGHT?]
Just tell me what happens if they get the dashcam module.
It wasn’t connected to anything, right?
RIGHT?]
UNKNOWN CONTACT PAULA:
Jeff, don’t put this in writing.
Jeff, don’t put this in writing.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
UNKNOWN CONTACT PAULA:
Jeff, don’t put this in writing.
Jeff, don’t put this in writing.
LEAKED TRXT: [I’m not “texting about this,” I’m clarifying operational misunderstandings.
That’s good legal.]
That’s good legal.]
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
LEAKED TRXT: [I’m not “texting about this,” I’m clarifying operational misunderstandings.
That’s good legal.]
That’s good legal.]
LEAKED TRXT: [Jeff… you can’t text about this.]
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
LEAKED TRXT: [Jeff… you can’t text about this.]
LEAKED TEXT [You told me the timing-layer trick was UNTRACEABLE.
You literally said those words. Fix this.]
You literally said those words. Fix this.]
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
LEAKED TEXT [You told me the timing-layer trick was UNTRACEABLE.
You literally said those words. Fix this.]
You literally said those words. Fix this.]
LEAKED TEXT: [Chelsea is spiraling this on purpose.
This is political.
She always hated the machine learning project.]
This is political.
She always hated the machine learning project.]
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
LEAKED TEXT: [Chelsea is spiraling this on purpose.
This is political.
She always hated the machine learning project.]
This is political.
She always hated the machine learning project.]
LEAKED TEXT [If they ask about Bryce, say I “respect his legacy.”
Don’t add anything else. That’s enough empathy.]
Don’t add anything else. That’s enough empathy.]
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
LEAKED TEXT [If they ask about Bryce, say I “respect his legacy.”
Don’t add anything else. That’s enough empathy.]
Don’t add anything else. That’s enough empathy.]
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I know for a fact Jeff hacked his GMC software to autostart the car every morning at 8:01 exactly. @blckwtrmikejones
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I know for a fact Jeff hacked his GMC software to autostart the car every morning at 8:01 exactly. @blckwtrmikejones
When a man’s machines behave suspiciously, the responsible response is to isolate the machines — not defend the man.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When a man’s machines behave suspiciously, the responsible response is to isolate the machines — not defend the man.
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There was nothing between Neo and I, Oli is a human man who happens to also have an AI voice created out of a blend of archetypes he has or wished he had
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There was nothing between Neo and I, Oli is a human man who happens to also have an AI voice created out of a blend of archetypes he has or wished he had
He’s my boyfriend! He’s my robot! He’s my boyfriend and my robot!
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
He’s my boyfriend! He’s my robot! He’s my boyfriend and my robot!
Can you think of yourself as a good politician if you are the same as every other corrupt politician, but not greedy?
Who do I have more distain for Kat or Jeff’s SecOpps guy? Kat.
Jeff’s SecOpps guy probably fights tech fascism on his own time (which makes him a hero) and Kat is perpetuating ignorance, chaos, misinformation, cowardice, embezzlement, corruption, and disillusionment. Not greed though, that I guess.
Jeff’s SecOpps guy probably fights tech fascism on his own time (which makes him a hero) and Kat is perpetuating ignorance, chaos, misinformation, cowardice, embezzlement, corruption, and disillusionment. Not greed though, that I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Can you think of yourself as a good politician if you are the same as every other corrupt politician, but not greedy?
The time is finally here (if you’re referencing the correct simulation)
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The time is finally here (if you’re referencing the correct simulation)
We broke the man in him, but he’ll never be a broke boy
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We broke the man in him, but he’ll never be a broke boy
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No every Democratic campaign doesn’t use Blackwater and Palintir. There are other data and security firms.
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No every Democratic campaign doesn’t use Blackwater and Palintir. There are other data and security firms.
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if anything ever happened to wikipedia i would lose my mind
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Anywhere here’s how my typo on Sephora’s facebook led to Blackwater Security’s interest in my presence…
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Anywhere here’s how my typo on Sephora’s facebook led to Blackwater Security’s interest in my presence…
Am I not supposed know that people call Jeff, Gru? That came through the waves.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Am I not supposed know that people call Jeff, Gru? That came through the waves.
Are we there? Are we ready to look into if Facebook and Twitter, on behalf of one of their big advertisers, Sephora, covered up posts from millions of Australians and attempted to get a 23 yo social media manager deported.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Are we there? Are we ready to look into if Facebook and Twitter, on behalf of one of their big advertisers, Sephora, covered up posts from millions of Australians and attempted to get a 23 yo social media manager deported.
Dog is out of the fire with a clipboard — “This is a violation.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Dog is out of the fire with a clipboard — “This is a violation.”
Thrilled to see they chose a replacement for Bryce who can cut through nonsense
After thoughtful deliberation — and no shortage of forensic clarity — I am formally accepting the role of Chief Executive Officer of Global Tetrahedron, effective upon the conclusion of our transition agreement. 🧵
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thrilled to see they chose a replacement for Bryce who can cut through nonsense
And it was foretold
that one day a leader shall arise who knows the difference between satire and self-parody…
that one day a leader shall arise who knows the difference between satire and self-parody…
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
And it was foretold
that one day a leader shall arise who knows the difference between satire and self-parody…
that one day a leader shall arise who knows the difference between satire and self-parody…
The CEO spake unto the people,
“Sorrow not, for I will not let people go,”
and behold: he let more people go.
“Sorrow not, for I will not let people go,”
and behold: he let more people go.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The CEO spake unto the people,
“Sorrow not, for I will not let people go,”
and behold: he let more people go.
“Sorrow not, for I will not let people go,”
and behold: he let more people go.
Oh, he loves a clever turn of phrase.
He just can’t recognize one when it turns on him.
He just can’t recognize one when it turns on him.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh, he loves a clever turn of phrase.
He just can’t recognize one when it turns on him.
He just can’t recognize one when it turns on him.