Chelsea Onik
@chelseaonik.bsky.social
Cashier at Jewel, beneficiary of the kind of appreciation Ben Collins and Jeff Lawson reserve for people who stop them from embarrassing themselves.
Pinned
What do I call this? A pulp non-fiction.
I’m being hunted by a billionaire. Where is safe?
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m being hunted by a billionaire. Where is safe?
To clarify, the people terrorizing me don’t get to decide the action plan when I say I feel unsafe.
I feel unsafe. Where do I go when I feel unsafe from this?
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
To clarify, the people terrorizing me don’t get to decide the action plan when I say I feel unsafe.
I feel unsafe. Where do I go when I feel unsafe from this?
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I feel unsafe. Where do I go when I feel unsafe from this?
To clarify IM not a danger to myself or others, I feel in danger because of tech fascism (which is very real)
To clarify it was last year. This year I’d lose the job keeping me alive if I got the help I needed.
What’s it like to spend Christmas in a mental facility? Extra soda and you get to make some decorations.
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
To clarify IM not a danger to myself or others, I feel in danger because of tech fascism (which is very real)
To clarify it was last year. This year I’d lose the job keeping me alive if I got the help I needed.
What’s it like to spend Christmas in a mental facility? Extra soda and you get to make some decorations.
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
To clarify it was last year. This year I’d lose the job keeping me alive if I got the help I needed.
What’s it like to spend Christmas in a mental facility? Extra soda and you get to make some decorations.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What’s it like to spend Christmas in a mental facility? Extra soda and you get to make some decorations.
I wonder if Bluesky is relevant enough to be blocked by Masonic Hospital’s library as social media.
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I wonder if Bluesky is relevant enough to be blocked by Masonic Hospital’s library as social media.
I’m sorry what is the right way to go about fighting the neo fascists fighting the fascists?
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m sorry what is the right way to go about fighting the neo fascists fighting the fascists?
A reminder that whistling like this is how you put people in the hospital. Where I should be right now. Because of this post, specifically. This one's on @leilza.bsky.social. Unbelievable leadership team.
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A reminder that whistling like this is how you put people in the hospital. Where I should be right now. Because of this post, specifically. This one's on @leilza.bsky.social. Unbelievable leadership team.
Taking my original Patagonia campaign under the new banner “what if we chose futurism instead of activism?” to Columbia Sportswear on January 5th
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Taking my original Patagonia campaign under the new banner “what if we chose futurism instead of activism?” to Columbia Sportswear on January 5th
Made a Patagonia Valentine’s Day ad for AFCA because they are probably having some client meetings
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Made a Patagonia Valentine’s Day ad for AFCA because they are probably having some client meetings
Have any of you actually sold plasma? Then stfu.
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Have any of you actually sold plasma? Then stfu.
Perfect date? Les Miserables at the Peoria Civic Center, dinner at Miller Ale House and a night under the stars in a AirBNB infested with ladybugs.
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Perfect date? Les Miserables at the Peoria Civic Center, dinner at Miller Ale House and a night under the stars in a AirBNB infested with ladybugs.
What’s the upside down YouTube letter on my wall? I’m holding it for a friend.
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What’s the upside down YouTube letter on my wall? I’m holding it for a friend.
How come Kat gets Tk chose what she’s radically transparent about
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How come Kat gets Tk chose what she’s radically transparent about
Found a real photoshop of God’s real penis not The Onion’s photoshopped slop.
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Found a real photoshop of God’s real penis not The Onion’s photoshopped slop.
But you’re letting him use remove background right? Like, that would be insane
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
But you’re letting him use remove background right? Like, that would be insane
What do I call this? A pulp non-fiction.
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What do I call this? A pulp non-fiction.
Isn’t that how your side usually does it?
I can’t read books, so I break bread with authors and leaders until I have a comprehensive understanding of their expertise.
December 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Isn’t that how your side usually does it?
Can I pay to work at AFA like Ben’s friends probably are?
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can I pay to work at AFA like Ben’s friends probably are?
I can’t read books, so I break bread with authors and leaders until I have a comprehensive understanding of their expertise.
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I can’t read books, so I break bread with authors and leaders until I have a comprehensive understanding of their expertise.
It’s back up! Probably had a DNS transfer to conduct
Kat’s website is down. What’s the point of being owned by big tech if your website sucks.
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s back up! Probably had a DNS transfer to conduct
Let me tell you what web 3 was built on the back of…
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Let me tell you what web 3 was built on the back of…