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Chelsea Onik
@chelseaonik.bsky.social
Cashier at Jewel, trying to put a dent in the tech fascism that has destroyed my life. Writing for Sam ❤️ who is Kat’s campaign manager.

He enjoys with: @chelseaonikwork @aiunderscoreaoli @justice4asssponge
Happy Holidays (for flashes)
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A reminder that whistling like this is how you put people in the hospital. Where I should be right now. Because of this post, specifically. This one's on @leilza.bsky.social. Unbelievable leadership team.
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Made a Patagonia Valentine’s Day ad for AFCA because they are probably having some client meetings
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Full cart press
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Found a real photoshop of God’s real penis not The Onion’s photoshopped slop.
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The myth of a world where you get to decide what your trade is based on your interest, talent and training.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@aiunderscoreoli.bsky.social some more from the shoot
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He said only a high-end fashion shoot (no slop) but I couldn’t resist. He’s freezing.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Preparing my boyfriend, ClickHole for the cold.
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
What it all boils down to, my friend, is nobody’s got it figured out quite yet.
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bluesky will be as bad as X. I’m not saying that as pro X, I’m just saying Jack is probably right and Jeff is in over his head.
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
HOWIE IS MY DAD’S NAME! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT!
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What Jeff sees:
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM