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“They fear my schedule, not my source.” A parody account? truth_index = 'often correct’ Chelsea Onik
The time is finally here (if you’re referencing the correct simulation)
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
-10? Will they take the hit?
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He could be focused on this instead of that
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For Flashes
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How it started
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Night Changes by One Direction
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Save yourself. Stay chrome for a few more months. There is something better on the horizon.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Found a good internal meme.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@chelseaonik.bsky.social read up on technology like this. It’s being done to employees at Starbase and other “work states” to make employee residents more pillable.

Altman wants to take that kind of thing public.

People with trigeminal neuralgia can sense when this is trying to happen to them.
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Update from my friend’s PayPal — the PPPI4 has finally been disabled but it just allowed a $180 charge to go through when there was less than $100 in her account. @paypalhelp what is this mess?
October 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Flux deck has dropped. I think I speak for all creative technologists when I say this is the solution opening doors for thinkers like us while others have shut down.
October 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Built for analysts, writers, strategists, and systems thinkers, Flux Context Pro™ bridges human intuition and machine precision in real time.

It’s not automation. It’s augmentation.
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Micro, macro and metaphysical
October 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“Your child”
October 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I made it more Jeff. @chelseaonik.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ask The Onion to finally grab a knife and make the chef cry.
October 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I made it more Jeff @chelseaonik.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM