Malory Archer’s Scotch 🥃
@justdrew404.bsky.social
don’t blame me, I voted for the joyful lady.
test subject for the woke mind virus
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test subject for the woke mind virus
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Pinned
Immigration this, economy that.
She had the audacity to be a woman, and a mixed one at that.
The end.
She had the audacity to be a woman, and a mixed one at that.
The end.
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You came from a veteran family and joined to fight for the regime your granddaddy shot at in the 40’s. That’s what you did. You grew up to become the type of mf yo granddaddy would blow a hole through. You don’t feel weird? You don’t feel like a weirdo cuz yo papa would shoot you?
June 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You came from a veteran family and joined to fight for the regime your granddaddy shot at in the 40’s. That’s what you did. You grew up to become the type of mf yo granddaddy would blow a hole through. You don’t feel weird? You don’t feel like a weirdo cuz yo papa would shoot you?
The only tragedy about Nottaway Plantation burning down is that everyone who got married there wasn’t inside the building.
May 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The only tragedy about Nottaway Plantation burning down is that everyone who got married there wasn’t inside the building.
Book idea: a collection of inspirational gay stories called Chicken Soup For the Hole
March 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Book idea: a collection of inspirational gay stories called Chicken Soup For the Hole
You have died of stupidity.
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You have died of stupidity.
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Great piece by @clarajeffery.bsky.social comparing the burgeoning anti-Tesla/Musk movement with the anti-apartheid movement of the 70s/80s. And not just because of Musk's South African roots.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Elon Musk, apartheid, and America's new boycott movement
If you think mass protests can’t combat evil, remember what we did in the 1980s.
www.motherjones.com
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Great piece by @clarajeffery.bsky.social comparing the burgeoning anti-Tesla/Musk movement with the anti-apartheid movement of the 70s/80s. And not just because of Musk's South African roots.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Elon telling hundreds of thousands of federal employees to email him their accomplishments for last week..
Is what every awful middle manager does to make himself feel important
Federal employees aren’t HIS employees ffs
That boxy bastard need to answer his concubine’s emails
Is what every awful middle manager does to make himself feel important
Federal employees aren’t HIS employees ffs
That boxy bastard need to answer his concubine’s emails
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Elon telling hundreds of thousands of federal employees to email him their accomplishments for last week..
Is what every awful middle manager does to make himself feel important
Federal employees aren’t HIS employees ffs
That boxy bastard need to answer his concubine’s emails
Is what every awful middle manager does to make himself feel important
Federal employees aren’t HIS employees ffs
That boxy bastard need to answer his concubine’s emails
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President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine has rejected Trump's offer to relinquish half of the country’s mineral resources in exchange for U.S. support.
Ukraine Rejects U.S. Demand for Half of Its Mineral Resources
President Volodymyr Zelensky publicly faulted the American offer, which is tied to continued aid, because it did not include security guarantees.
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine has rejected Trump's offer to relinquish half of the country’s mineral resources in exchange for U.S. support.
Happy Valentine’s Day to President Musk and VP Trump
February 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to President Musk and VP Trump
The Venn diagram of those who hated Cowboy Carter winning AOTY and those who hated K dot’s halftime show is a circle.
A pale, smelly circle.
A pale, smelly circle.
February 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Venn diagram of those who hated Cowboy Carter winning AOTY and those who hated K dot’s halftime show is a circle.
A pale, smelly circle.
A pale, smelly circle.
abracadabra abracada, bruh.
February 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
abracadabra abracada, bruh.
Look what arrived today 😁
February 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Look what arrived today 😁
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Good thing we got rid of “Genocide Joe.” 😏
Netanyahu seeks strong backing from Trump, as first foreign leader to visit
Israel's PM will be testing boundaries when he meets Trump for next-stage ceasefire talks.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Good thing we got rid of “Genocide Joe.” 😏
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NEWS
Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says he’s putting a blanket hold on all of President Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running.
Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says he’s putting a blanket hold on all of President Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running.
Exclusive | Democratic Senator Says He Will Block Trump Nominees Until USAID Is Back
The move would require Senate Majority Leader John Thune to use precious floor time to advance the president’s nominees through the confirmation process.
bit.ly
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
NEWS
Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says he’s putting a blanket hold on all of President Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running.
Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says he’s putting a blanket hold on all of President Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running.
The only DEI we should be worried about:
February 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The only DEI we should be worried about:
I’m late, but happy heavenly birthday to the incomparable Jessica Walter (Jan 31, 1941 — Mar 24, 2021). Best known for her roles as Lucille Bluth and Malory Archer, Ms. Walter appeared in over 170 stage and film productions throughout her career.
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m late, but happy heavenly birthday to the incomparable Jessica Walter (Jan 31, 1941 — Mar 24, 2021). Best known for her roles as Lucille Bluth and Malory Archer, Ms. Walter appeared in over 170 stage and film productions throughout her career.
Be smart about boycotts. If you have to drive very far to get to a “good” store, you’re burning more gas and putting money in an oil company’s pocket. Every oil company is in bed with the GOP.
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Be smart about boycotts. If you have to drive very far to get to a “good” store, you’re burning more gas and putting money in an oil company’s pocket. Every oil company is in bed with the GOP.
i made a bread
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i made a bread
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If you think resisting the nazis was only about active violence, & not also about the grinding & halting of gears, the bureaucratic sabotage, the disruption of process, then go reassess what you understand about history.
It's not everything, but it's a slowdown for them, & breathing space for us.
It's not everything, but it's a slowdown for them, & breathing space for us.
February 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you think resisting the nazis was only about active violence, & not also about the grinding & halting of gears, the bureaucratic sabotage, the disruption of process, then go reassess what you understand about history.
It's not everything, but it's a slowdown for them, & breathing space for us.
It's not everything, but it's a slowdown for them, & breathing space for us.
Less than two weeks in. Two plane crashes. Blood on his tiny hands. And a Congress full of GOP yes-men. Be safe out here yall.
February 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Less than two weeks in. Two plane crashes. Blood on his tiny hands. And a Congress full of GOP yes-men. Be safe out here yall.
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There's no word to describe this other than "evil" www.nytimes.com/2025/01/31/w...
January 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
There's no word to describe this other than "evil" www.nytimes.com/2025/01/31/w...
Donald Trump causing a plane crash 10 days into his second term was (incredibly) not on my bingo card.
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Donald Trump causing a plane crash 10 days into his second term was (incredibly) not on my bingo card.
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
Only 207 more weeks to go! Assuming you dipshits don’t vote him in for a third term!
January 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Only 207 more weeks to go! Assuming you dipshits don’t vote him in for a third term!