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All we ever see of stars are their old photographs, and this is Jackass // film & television are all consuming // 30
A Jesus-centric film review website deciding to use a name as generic & innocuous as “movieguide” is so much proof that they are openly insidious & seeking to mislead. What’s so wrong with “ChristianMovieGuide” or “JesusLovesFilms”? Would those give away the game too early?
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A Jesus-centric film review website deciding to use a name as generic & innocuous as “movieguide” is so much proof that they are openly insidious & seeking to mislead. What’s so wrong with “ChristianMovieGuide” or “JesusLovesFilms”? Would those give away the game too early?
So you mean “Missing teen” has now become “Kidnapped teen (by ICE)”
Houston: Missing teen with autism in immigration custody, ICE reports
The family of a Houston teen who went missing tells FOX 26 that he had been in ICE custody for days.
www.fox26houston.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So you mean “Missing teen” has now become “Kidnapped teen (by ICE)”
Which circle of hell includes turning “Doodle Jump” into online gambling? Because that’s where we all are right now
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Which circle of hell includes turning “Doodle Jump” into online gambling? Because that’s where we all are right now
Cancel culture when enacted by the people is social karmic justice.
Cancel culture when enacted by the government is authoritarianism.
Cancel culture when enacted by the government is authoritarianism.
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Cancel culture when enacted by the people is social karmic justice.
Cancel culture when enacted by the government is authoritarianism.
Cancel culture when enacted by the government is authoritarianism.
It turns out the best way to stop immigrants from coming into the US was to make the citizens so poor & the goods so expensive that people from other countries are better off staying where they are
A+ job, Donald!
A+ job, Donald!
August 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It turns out the best way to stop immigrants from coming into the US was to make the citizens so poor & the goods so expensive that people from other countries are better off staying where they are
A+ job, Donald!
A+ job, Donald!
The most unrealistic part of Final Destination Bloodlines is that a bunch of people in the 50’s actually listened to a woman when she warned them about the impending disaster
May 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The most unrealistic part of Final Destination Bloodlines is that a bunch of people in the 50’s actually listened to a woman when she warned them about the impending disaster
If the Minions were canonically “hibernating” during the years of WW1 & WW2, where would the Minions be in 2025
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If the Minions were canonically “hibernating” during the years of WW1 & WW2, where would the Minions be in 2025
Every single obviously AI-generated article and ChatGPT-ass Reddit post that’s ever wasted space on the internet is now actively contributing to AI’s downfall.
AI attempting to learn from AI and getting garbage data in return. “Garbage data out, garbage data in.”
Digital schadenfreude!
AI attempting to learn from AI and getting garbage data in return. “Garbage data out, garbage data in.”
Digital schadenfreude!
OpenAI Puzzled as New Models Show Rising Hallucination Rates - Slashdot
OpenAI's latest reasoning models, o3 and o4-mini, hallucinate more frequently than the company's previous AI systems, according to both internal testing and third-party research. On OpenAI's PersonQA ...
slashdot.org
April 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Every single obviously AI-generated article and ChatGPT-ass Reddit post that’s ever wasted space on the internet is now actively contributing to AI’s downfall.
AI attempting to learn from AI and getting garbage data in return. “Garbage data out, garbage data in.”
Digital schadenfreude!
AI attempting to learn from AI and getting garbage data in return. “Garbage data out, garbage data in.”
Digital schadenfreude!
Pitch: Horror movie
EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT
Coming off a night of bar crawling and quickly approaching midnight, a couple decide to make their final stop of the night wherever they next spot.
Spotting a door, they enter…
PAN TO OVERHEAD SIGN
“PADDY’S PUB” is illuminated by lightning
EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT
Coming off a night of bar crawling and quickly approaching midnight, a couple decide to make their final stop of the night wherever they next spot.
Spotting a door, they enter…
PAN TO OVERHEAD SIGN
“PADDY’S PUB” is illuminated by lightning
April 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pitch: Horror movie
EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT
Coming off a night of bar crawling and quickly approaching midnight, a couple decide to make their final stop of the night wherever they next spot.
Spotting a door, they enter…
PAN TO OVERHEAD SIGN
“PADDY’S PUB” is illuminated by lightning
EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT
Coming off a night of bar crawling and quickly approaching midnight, a couple decide to make their final stop of the night wherever they next spot.
Spotting a door, they enter…
PAN TO OVERHEAD SIGN
“PADDY’S PUB” is illuminated by lightning
It should be a moral obligation for all horror fans to pirate Scream 7. We gotta see it, I won’t pretend otherwise - but make their checking accounts still feel the damage they did by fucking over Melissa Barrera & supporting genocide.
Jenna Ortega on leaving the ‘SCREAM’ franchise after Melissa Barrera was fired:
“It had nothing to do with pay or scheduling, the Melissa stuff was happening, and it was all kind of falling apart.”
“It had nothing to do with pay or scheduling, the Melissa stuff was happening, and it was all kind of falling apart.”
April 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It should be a moral obligation for all horror fans to pirate Scream 7. We gotta see it, I won’t pretend otherwise - but make their checking accounts still feel the damage they did by fucking over Melissa Barrera & supporting genocide.
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Nequam Sonitus, a creature that should absolutely not to be confused with voice actor @scottlambright.bsky.social, making beautiful noise.
#Art #Photography
#Art #Photography
December 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Nequam Sonitus, a creature that should absolutely not to be confused with voice actor @scottlambright.bsky.social, making beautiful noise.
#Art #Photography
#Art #Photography
I loved watching the enthusiasm for the Switch 2 Joy-Con tech demo go from “oh, this is a really cool idea” at first to “oh, this sucks balls” right after it was given a price tag
April 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I loved watching the enthusiasm for the Switch 2 Joy-Con tech demo go from “oh, this is a really cool idea” at first to “oh, this sucks balls” right after it was given a price tag
There is no better response to the Russell Brand news than this image from The Onion
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There is no better response to the Russell Brand news than this image from The Onion
haha yes very funny April fools joke, we are corporation but also human too!!!
April 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
haha yes very funny April fools joke, we are corporation but also human too!!!
I firmly believe Disney/Marvel won’t use the “Young Avengers” team name because they believe the average American will think it’s a movie about a young Ironman/Thor/Hulk akin to Baby Looney Tunes.
And you know what? I don’t blame them, that probably would happen
And you know what? I don’t blame them, that probably would happen
March 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I firmly believe Disney/Marvel won’t use the “Young Avengers” team name because they believe the average American will think it’s a movie about a young Ironman/Thor/Hulk akin to Baby Looney Tunes.
And you know what? I don’t blame them, that probably would happen
And you know what? I don’t blame them, that probably would happen
Austin Butler frantically sending every scene of his from “The Shannara Chronicles” to Nintendo for consideration for the Link role in the Legend of Zelda movie
March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Austin Butler frantically sending every scene of his from “The Shannara Chronicles” to Nintendo for consideration for the Link role in the Legend of Zelda movie
I got a question that needs answered - if you were to call someone “very” or “extremely dead”, would you be referring to:
A) The length of time the person has been dead
Or,
B) the physical severity of whatever killed them
A) The length of time the person has been dead
Or,
B) the physical severity of whatever killed them
March 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I got a question that needs answered - if you were to call someone “very” or “extremely dead”, would you be referring to:
A) The length of time the person has been dead
Or,
B) the physical severity of whatever killed them
A) The length of time the person has been dead
Or,
B) the physical severity of whatever killed them
The absolute AGGRESSION some people demonstrate when trying to open locked public restroom doors is legitimately terrifying.
Like what do you MEAN you’re trying again?! It’s locked! What do you want to do, piss on me?!
Like what do you MEAN you’re trying again?! It’s locked! What do you want to do, piss on me?!
March 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The absolute AGGRESSION some people demonstrate when trying to open locked public restroom doors is legitimately terrifying.
Like what do you MEAN you’re trying again?! It’s locked! What do you want to do, piss on me?!
Like what do you MEAN you’re trying again?! It’s locked! What do you want to do, piss on me?!
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If this film doesn’t end with Chris Evans & Pedro Pascal running away together as Dakota Johnson feebly attempts to mimic an authentic emotion, Hollywood is truly disconnected from the audience.
Rom-coms are back, but this announcement isn't bringing the heat for me because that girl does not have enough sauce for Pedro's character. How am I supposed to root for her if I want her man to leave and come find me instead?
March 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If this film doesn’t end with Chris Evans & Pedro Pascal running away together as Dakota Johnson feebly attempts to mimic an authentic emotion, Hollywood is truly disconnected from the audience.
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Today we're publishing a monster feature that dives deep into the initial six weeks over Elon Musk's government takeover. Our entire newsroom came together to help make this story happen. Read this culmination of our blood, sweat, and tears:
Inside Elon Musk’s ‘Digital Coup’
Musk’s loyalists at DOGE have infiltrated dozens of federal agencies, pushed out tens of thousands of workers, and siphoned millions of people’s most sensitive data. The next step: Unleash the AI.
www.wired.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Today we're publishing a monster feature that dives deep into the initial six weeks over Elon Musk's government takeover. Our entire newsroom came together to help make this story happen. Read this culmination of our blood, sweat, and tears:
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Zack Snyder’s Justice League is one of the most paint-by-numbers, “good guy = good, bad guy = bad” movies - so the fact that the black & white version uses the subtitle “JUSTICE IS GRAY” is, honestly, the funniest part about the film
March 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Zack Snyder’s Justice League is one of the most paint-by-numbers, “good guy = good, bad guy = bad” movies - so the fact that the black & white version uses the subtitle “JUSTICE IS GRAY” is, honestly, the funniest part about the film