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Fun thing about V&V 2.0; now that enemies have their own Ability Scores, the Himbo/Bimbofication spell can be used as an offensive option against enemy casters.

Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast.

I find this idea incredibly funny.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Constantly waging an internal battle as to whether to call a group of sexually-enthusiastic henchmen "Goons."
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Tooas Cyclops
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
WASHINGTON—Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assigned Zootopia 2 a PG-13 rating Tuesday f...
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November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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While The Pie Piper conjures itself from the pleasure of refusal of payment from services rendered, Stilts of Skin is borne from the greed of the wealthy.

Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Consenso mútuo é tão gostozin.

Ela ama meu rabão e eu amo que ela ame meu rabão.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Mishra, L
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November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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No, nothing will ever compare to Orex, the Primeval.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Well that's not a good look.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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ALTA FANS THEY ADDED “THAT’S ROUGH, BUDDY” AS A CARD IN MTG AHHHHH 😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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As dificuldades de ser um homem de 1,52 ;--;
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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as an additional cost to purchase this TV at Best Buy, you may steal a whole-ass washer/dryer combo from someone else's house, we don't give a fuck
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Grizzled Pickwood
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November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Dusk Meta
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November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Counteric Bau.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Fade\Presserge
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October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Gloomraider Gargantuar
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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You might've seen last week that I joined @tolariancommunitycollege.com for Shuffle Up and Play. In that episode, most Pauper decks featured were mine!

This week's article talks about all of them - including the ones you didn't see on camera!

Check it out now!

www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Competitive players in strawman posts: I only care about the best cards for competitive play
Competitive players IRL: check out this card that's a hot lesbian with a bird epithet featuring Donato Giancola art
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Kami of Terral Hedge-Pace
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September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Sneak peek at the point crawl map of V&V 2.0.

Makes a bit more sense if Uanorl's on the Human / Dwarf side of the world, and explains all the half-elves, half-dwarfs and Dwellers around.

Humans are most prevalent from Castle Shagwell to Hammen-Toil, with Orcs, Gobs, Centaurs and Satyrs in tow.
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Decided to add a Cheat Sheet to the start of the Playing the Game chapter of Vice & Violence 2.0.

Then discovered that outside of travelling, character classes, skills & spells this 500 page game's actual rules can be summarised in two pages.

Horny ass Mork Borg rip off indeed.
September 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Marauding Tinkerspeaker
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September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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MTG.wiki says Homelands was the better part of a thousand years ago.

If Cirri counts, it's on the spider's merits - the human absolutely inherited a long, long tradition of spider merchant caravans.
September 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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The final count is: this guy
September 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM