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JupiterFlood
@jupiterflood.bsky.social
Time traveller, Ancient (He/They/Any pronouns)
“Per Dolorem Ad Astra” 💀✨
Being horny all the time really sucks.
0/10 would not recommend
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Fire 🔥
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"Every small detail of Brom's awful story returned to haunt his recollection."
-The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

Jeez, what a thing to say. No notes.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This quote actually 💀🪦
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Hydrate.

Like, right now.

By the time you feel thirsty, your body is already dehydrated.

Go get a drink. I'll wait.

#FaerieGodmother
June 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Y'all literally? Learning how to talk to yourself like this is invaluable.

Originally posted by Soulst3r on Tiktok.

A thread:
April 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Random YouTuber:
“And, I’ll see you in the next video!”

Me watching:
“That’s not how videos work.”
April 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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laughing imagining people in stock photos described like porno. "Housewife with natural tits reading a book in her living room"
April 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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When you're your favorite boys' favorite boy
April 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oi 👋🧑‍🚀
April 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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How do yall balance trying to be a full time artist when you have a full time job? How do y'all that have dine it do it? Because i cant seem to.
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I like how i did the texture on the spots and fur 💛
There are lpts of negative emotions behind this #drawing but i'm still very proud of how it came out.
#selkie #portrait #fantasyportrait #characterdesign #fantasycharacter
March 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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✨Nature is healing✨
March 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Life hack: assume every tweet is just the poster's introspection about themself. Even if phrased like advice. They're just thinking out loud about themself, not trying to formulate some universal truth for every context under the sun. Trust me, bro. You'll have a better online experience
March 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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There are lpts of negative emotions behind this #drawing but i'm still very proud of how it came out.
#selkie #portrait #fantasyportrait #characterdesign #fantasycharacter
March 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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women are gorgeous!!!
March 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:

If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.

Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM