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junglebeam
@junglebeam.bsky.social
DJ, surfer, regenerative farmer, and off-grid hotelier in Peninsula de Osa, Costa Rica. Pastures/cattle and rice growing in Osa, plus veggie farming in Chirripo. Ex NYC music guy who bounced for a not so simple life in the jungle.
I nearly drowned once and that is what struck me the most: the birds I could hear chirping, the beautiful sunshine in a world I was about to leave for good. Nature didn’t care at all about my impending doom. When the waves spit me out, on shore, I soaked in the uncaring day.
Like on an intellectual level of course I understood it but I just kind of expected a desaturated, low contrast sort of look, and nope, the natural world is still magnificent
April 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Traitors are in charge.
🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
April 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sorry, best I can do is a $9 latte.
This is what we mean when we talk about corporate greed: Starbucks gave its CEO $96 million for just 4 months of work. Meanwhile, Starbucks is refusing to offer a raise of more than 50 cents an hour to 12,000 union workers.

That's unacceptable. Starbucks must end their greed.
January 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Nuke it from space, it’s the only way to be sure.
Libsoftiktok account nuked by Bluesky moderation when that account had special privileges on Twitter even before Elon.

You love to see it.
December 3, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I mean, worth a recount no?
substack.com/home/post/p-... Spoonamore (a top security expert who sent the Nov 15th 'Duty To Warn Harris' compromised election results letter) posted a Nov 18th update. He's beyond frustrated noting 'Kamala Harris has 2-3 days remaining to engage'. He needs our help to defend American democracy
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Not to be dramatic but this is a new level we have never seen before. It’s WWE villains merged w theocratic fascists and they have complete control of the superpower USA plus the world’s richest man telling them he can move them all to mars once they destroy earth.
November 7, 2024 at 1:25 PM
We are all fools.
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 AM
So that looks like a wrap for democracy.
November 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Indeed it does
I know that we're not supposed to be importing anything from The Other Place, but this is a masterwork that deserves universal acclaim.
February 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Waiting for Andy Reid to pull off a mask and reveal Joe Biden
February 12, 2024 at 3:50 AM
SWIFTIES WIN!
February 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Watching the Super Bowl and rooting for the swifties to destroy the maga minds.

Oh and from an actual football perspective I just don’t bet against Mahomes and Kelce and Reid unless they’re playing my Bucs.
February 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
My pup is a literal 🥹
December 7, 2023 at 6:19 PM
New citizenship question
Oh you love America? Name all 330 mass shootings so far this year.
July 5, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Let’s see how this green roof turns out.
June 6, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Pastures are parched. Normally by this time of year we have started w the rains but nothing significant so far. We delayed rice planting until last week, two weeks later than usual. Hoping we get relief soon; can’t afford to lose this crop.
May 6, 2023 at 7:25 PM
The puppy in the earlier photo grew into a 50kg teenager who sleeps like this #pupskeet
May 5, 2023 at 10:01 PM
New seedlings going HAM
Cherry tomatoes, 6 lettuce varieties, and beets among the early germinadores
May 5, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Once more this time without self doxxing
Me and baby G several kilos ago
May 5, 2023 at 3:16 PM
But I do
Writers strike picket signs still undefeated perfection
May 5, 2023 at 2:27 PM
In a short skeet competition
A genius wrote this
For sale: Nazi shoes, never worn
Adidas is stuck with $1.3 billion worth of unsold Yeezy shoes after cutting ties with Ye and is not sure what to do with them
May 5, 2023 at 1:25 PM
I only got in here like 30 min ago don’t kill my dreams just yet
yeah! bsky belongs to the neoliberal centrists n moderates! YIMBY n chill 🍹🍾
watching several different political factions claim that bluesky belongs to their faction and leaning back and smiling as the spirit of twitter forms itself out of the dust
May 4, 2023 at 11:29 PM
This isn’t just shitting on the bird app, it’s facts
May 4, 2023 at 11:17 PM
We are legion.
Come fellow grass touchers, tide poolers, mountain climbers, forest dwelling, desert divining, chronically outside people. We are here 🌳
May 4, 2023 at 7:50 PM
My mountain farm, Finca Halcón:
May 4, 2023 at 7:18 PM