julia (alsoJulZ)
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julia (alsoJulZ)
@juliazettl.com
· Nov 8
"You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." Ann Lamott
Have you even lived until you're both having sensory and disregulation meltdowns in the build-your-own-closet aisle of Home Depot?
March 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Have you even lived until you're both having sensory and disregulation meltdowns in the build-your-own-closet aisle of Home Depot?
When someone asks you if you want to help them with a thing, the answer should always be, "No."
March 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When someone asks you if you want to help them with a thing, the answer should always be, "No."
I have obtained this book and will be reading it.
WaPo's Ron Charles, in his Book Club newsletter, on Meta's repeated questions about his plans to review Sarah Wynn-Williams's "Careless People":
"In my 27 years of reviewing and editing newspaper books sections, no company has ever done this with me."
"In my 27 years of reviewing and editing newspaper books sections, no company has ever done this with me."
March 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I have obtained this book and will be reading it.
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In the waning days of the republic, at least the cartoons were good.
March 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
In the waning days of the republic, at least the cartoons were good.
#BobCostasEye update: 4 days of steroids drops down, 43194843215488 days to go.
March 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
#BobCostasEye update: 4 days of steroids drops down, 43194843215488 days to go.
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First 70° of the year tomorrow in #Cleveland. Need an excuse to get out of work? I've got you. 😇 #ohwx
March 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
First 70° of the year tomorrow in #Cleveland. Need an excuse to get out of work? I've got you. 😇 #ohwx
It's 9:42 am, and I would like to eat my meatloaf sandwich lunch now, pls.
March 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It's 9:42 am, and I would like to eat my meatloaf sandwich lunch now, pls.
It is shockingly difficult to source aida in large quantities (by the yard, as a bolt, etc.) #crossstitch
March 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It is shockingly difficult to source aida in large quantities (by the yard, as a bolt, etc.) #crossstitch
Updates from my opthalmology exam:
▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖
▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.
▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)
▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.
▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖
▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.
▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)
▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.
March 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Updates from my opthalmology exam:
▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖
▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.
▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)
▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.
▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖
▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.
▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)
▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.
The opthalmologist I randomly picked has his photo with Myles Garret in his lobby. This has to be kismet.
March 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The opthalmologist I randomly picked has his photo with Myles Garret in his lobby. This has to be kismet.
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The funniest and most accurate thing is if you can get Perogi in a grocery store cleveland was a part of it
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The funniest and most accurate thing is if you can get Perogi in a grocery store cleveland was a part of it
I just made this and I can't stop laughing at my own joke.
March 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I just made this and I can't stop laughing at my own joke.
This news just dropped, and my group chat just got hella thirsty. #scrumptiousbeardedflacco
www.cleveland.com/browns/2025/...
www.cleveland.com/browns/2025/...
Joe Flacco on the Browns’ radar; Kirk Cousins might stay put: Latest on the search for a bridge quarterback
Joe Flacco is one of the free agent QBs the Browns will consider as a bridge.
www.cleveland.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This news just dropped, and my group chat just got hella thirsty. #scrumptiousbeardedflacco
www.cleveland.com/browns/2025/...
www.cleveland.com/browns/2025/...
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Geordi,
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
November 23, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Geordi,
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
If it's the only thing I'm ever known for (and let's be real: would be), tis indeed a fine legacy.
Julz’s Ankle would make for a fine legacy.
March 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If it's the only thing I'm ever known for (and let's be real: would be), tis indeed a fine legacy.
Finally calling "uncle," and having someone look at my Bob Costas eye.
March 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Finally calling "uncle," and having someone look at my Bob Costas eye.
My Los Muertos #crosssitch is complete (I think I'll frame it today...finally). I've moved on to this complicated bastard:
March 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My Los Muertos #crosssitch is complete (I think I'll frame it today...finally). I've moved on to this complicated bastard:
The only thing that bums me out about this is the Bob Ross source 'fro. Mr. Ross didn't need to be catching strays.
March 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The only thing that bums me out about this is the Bob Ross source 'fro. Mr. Ross didn't need to be catching strays.
Every year, I get Cam a new Fish Fry shirt from @cleclothingco.bsky.social. here's the unveiling of the 2025 Edition:
March 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Every year, I get Cam a new Fish Fry shirt from @cleclothingco.bsky.social. here's the unveiling of the 2025 Edition:
Whatever this is about.
March 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Whatever this is about.
The next book on my Light Reading list....
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The next book on my Light Reading list....
I have eaten about 750 Tums today.
February 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have eaten about 750 Tums today.
Him: 😚
Him: ...If you get close to anyone today, you MIGHT want to be chewing gum or something.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Him: It's just...you're still REALLY garlicky.
Me: I regret nothing.
Him: ...If you get close to anyone today, you MIGHT want to be chewing gum or something.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Him: It's just...you're still REALLY garlicky.
Me: I regret nothing.
February 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Him: 😚
Him: ...If you get close to anyone today, you MIGHT want to be chewing gum or something.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Him: It's just...you're still REALLY garlicky.
Me: I regret nothing.
Him: ...If you get close to anyone today, you MIGHT want to be chewing gum or something.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Him: It's just...you're still REALLY garlicky.
Me: I regret nothing.
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Remember kids, self-improvement only leads to a lifetime of cringing at your past self.
February 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Remember kids, self-improvement only leads to a lifetime of cringing at your past self.