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RhymeswithJello ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿชพ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿงถโ™Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”ฎ
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Historian/Educator/Thinker โ€ป SoberAF โ€ป GenX Crank โ€ป Land of the Cleves โ€ป Happily gay-married โ€ป she/her/hers โ€ป Secretly Canadian โ€ป Mediocre Knitter โ€ป Even Worse at Chess

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Another tool for your toolbox, friends. Keep on gray rockinโ€™ in the Free World. #selfcare
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October 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Whereโ€™s that guy from Fox News that said we need to kill all the homeless people. I wanna talk to him about the shooting in Minneapolis fr.
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I canโ€™t believe this guy runs the FBI.
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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etsy witch sales
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Unfortunately.
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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IV diuretics for the cankles.
Heโ€™s hiding those behind the desk lately.
Congestive heart failure (I pray) is why heโ€™s breathing is so heavy ๐Ÿ™
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stanley is listening to the news this morning and his face is somehow all of us.
August 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
#Strands #535
โ€œMint conditionโ€
๐ŸŸก๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต
๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต
๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ถ
August 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Iโ€™m waiting for the Gavin NFTs and watches. Canโ€™t afford to buy everything. bsky.app/profile/butt...
August 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#Strands #534
โ€œDash it!โ€
๐ŸŸก๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต
๐Ÿ”ตโ€”โ€”โ€”-
August 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
#Worgle 1315 5/6

๐ŸŸกโšซ๐ŸŸกโšซ๐ŸŸกโšซ
๐ŸŸขโšซโšซโšซโšซโšซ
๐ŸŸขโšซ๐ŸŸกโšซ๐ŸŸกโšซ
๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸขโšซโšซ๐ŸŸก๐ŸŸก
๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The Republicans must be upset. Their prisoners get COVID & die before they can feed them to alligators.
August 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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A sneaky Barred Owl from this morning here in Washington state.

#birds #owls #nature
August 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Farage adviser wants the UK to stop supporting Ukraine, thinks we would have been better off not fighting Hitler, that Australia and Canada should be British colonies again, and that we should model our legal system on El Salvador. Seems about right. ~AA

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage adviser said UK would be better off if it had not fought in WW2
Exclusive: Jack Anderton says UK may โ€˜regainโ€™ former colonies in future and suggests end to support for Ukraine
www.theguardian.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Itโ€™s now apparently Chris Murphyโ€™s war.
August 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
August 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Whatever AOC Says, Is Worth
Repeating, Correct Mr. Chump.......
August 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Todayโ€™s big Fuck You goes to Democratic Sen. Judith Zaffirini and Sen. Juan โ€œChuyโ€ Hinojosa for allowing Texas to redistrict

Know who doesnโ€™t do stupid shit like these two? Republicans. You have to be united and these two dipshits fucked it all up for everyone else.
๐ŸšจBREAKING: The Texas Senate passed a redistricting map after 2 Democrats remained in the chamber, allowing Republicans to vote on a plan that could add 5 more GOP seats. Unlike Texas House Democrats, Senate Democrats were unable to break quorum because of members who refused to participate.
Two Democrats Allow Texas Senate to Pass Redistricting Map as House Holds Out
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
August 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it tyranny yet?
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The latest fascist video posted by DHS.

(I'm sure the typeface at the end there isn't meant to invoke anything Nazi-like)

x.com/dhsgov/statu...
August 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Walked past this childrenโ€™s book yesterday and did a double take. Could have sworn it said โ€œFREE LUIGI.โ€ Still, a pretty good read ๐Ÿ”ฅ
August 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM