juliahahahah.bsky.social
@juliahahahah.bsky.social
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"We cannot get rid of mankind's fleetingly wicked wishes. We can get rid of the machines that make them come true.

"I give you a holy word: DISARM."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Deadeye Dick (1982)
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You know how men neg and run women down until their personal value has diminished so low they can have the credit to buy her companionship? I do that with my steam wishlist.
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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"The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries." — Vonnegut
April 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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This is real. I'll have more to say soon. In the meantime, I ask you respect my privacy and especially that of my wife and our children. Thank you.
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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If you enjoyed your Vampire Weekend, thank a Vampire Union
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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We all see it.
Wish they would take admit it to themselves and do better.
January 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Me (after travelling back in time and realising I can become a famous comedian using Jerry Seinfeld’s act before Seinfeld is even born): What’s the deal with airbags?
Resident of the Indus Valley Civilisation who lacks the cultural context to understand the joke: Huh?
January 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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what can i say my sense of humor really appeals to pornbots
January 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maslow's top layer of human needs quaking in fear
My crankiest belief is that we are now being sold on solutions to problems which only exist because we've let others convince us they exist. That is what "innovation" seems to be in 2025.

There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
January 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Capitalism when you try to express existential freedom in bridging the outer and inner selves:
My crankiest belief is that we are now being sold on solutions to problems which only exist because we've let others convince us they exist. That is what "innovation" seems to be in 2025.

There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
January 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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It blows my mind how all of those Greek statues were once real, living people. So much history would have been lost to us without those three incorrigible Gorgons, and I’m so grateful for them
January 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This is the ONLY message …
January 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The longer you talk to a liberal arts/humanities transfemme the chances of Karl Marx or foucault being mentioned approach 1
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What do we call the immense disfigurement caused by approach a black hole's gravitational force?

Easy asian scientist: noodlefication!

Pro-Italian defamation league:
January 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Low-key jimmycartered
Joe Biden will unironically go down in history as one of the greatest presidents of all time
Future generations will learn how social media and misinformation and a lack of education led to the rise of far right authoritarianism
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What makes garlic butter garlic? Chunks? Extract? I am a lesbian. What even is extract? There's also herbs in there what's that about.
December 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Support your local bookstores.
Support your local bookstores.
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#BookSky #BlackBookSky ☕️📚
November 30, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM
My source? The AI I fed biased info to said so.
November 30, 2024 at 11:43 PM