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34 - Sonar fue mi pasión - Gravedigger and Cardboardslinger
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Heliostat Exotic Mission gets hit with the ol’ Presage modifier: Lying to You.😂

Game says champions are Overload and Unstoppable.

Champions present are Barrier and Unstoppable.

I mean, mission was ok. Is Neomuna gonna be Maya’s cyber-citadel?
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can you spot the similarities between these two quotes?

“The radical left has done tremendous damage to our country… but we’re fixing it.”
- Donald Trump, circa 2025

“Four legs good, two legs better! All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.”
- George Orwell, Animal Farm
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
HIM walked so Sleep Token could run.
September 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Which part of 1984 are we at currently? I think it’s:

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute”
September 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“A revolutionary age is an age of action; ours is the age of advertisement and publicity. Nothing ever happens but there is immediate publicity everywhere. In the present age a rebellion is, of all things, the most unthinkable.”

- Soren Kierkegaard, The Present Age: On the Death of Rebellion
September 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Cultural monopoly on violence: Where private citizens accurately portraying some racist, woman hater's views after he dies will lead to doxing & unemployment. But where making a joke in a televised speech about people YOUR regime murdered yields applause.
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Don’t you think it’s funny that Destiny 2 (a game which developers are “listening to players”) is fairly unpopular at the moment, while Hollow Knight: Silksong (a game which developers were living under a rock for 6 years) is massively popular?

Is that not literal irony?
August 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Marathon is not, in fact, delayed indefinitely.

Sony had plans for Marathon release for the fiscal year of 2025. This extends to Winter-Spring of 2026.

I love how the average attention span is as big as a goldfish in this day and age.

Delayed, yes.
Indefinitely? No.
June 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )
June 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@marathonthegame.bungie.net’s Alpha community is so fucking cool.

Goes to show that there *is* a market for a game that plays like no other extraction shooter out there. Even if it’s just a handful of us.
May 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Finally played GRIS in one sitting.

Easily one of the best games I’ve ever played. Without a single word, it speaks volumes about video games as art. And the soundtrack! I literally clapped when the credits rolled.
May 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Looking at you, @bungie.net. Don't cancel Marathon, but please please PLEASE compensate original artists.

The expectations are *that* low.
I'm just sitting here, drinking my feelings out of this mug. eatf.art/expectations
May 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Break through the illusion, and into my realm! Trying to do daily things and rush towards the full moon… Can we reach it? Let’s get lost!

twitch.tv/akira_san4

#vtuber #twitch
May 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When will assholes learn that nobody wants to talk to an asshole? 😂
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's a Bad Take Monday, apparently. 😂

Except @alcapurrialoot.bsky.social, cause they're right: Clair Obscura: Expedition 33 should be GOTY.
May 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Destiny and Marathon players are quick to forget a @bungie.net that DOESNT have to make “This Week at Bungie”, a company that WILL shut the fuck up versus a community that constantly berated them during Halo 3, Halo Reach, Vanilla Destiny, Rise of Iron, Vanilla D2, Forsaken, Shadowkeep…
May 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The other problem arises in the form that public perception is rooted in what's "hot" currently.

Example: a true to form Marathon remake would make it "seem too much like Doom"... because both OG Doom and OG Marathon look very similar. One has demons and the other has aliens, but they FEEL the same
May 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I love how gamers are quick to outcry about Marathon's blatant plagiarism... just as quick to demand Marathon to be shifted into "more like Tarkov meets Apex" or "like Valorant meets Marvel Rivals". Making a game "be like [x] and [y]" is *literally* plagiarism.

Like, what are we doing here, gamers?
May 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I dunno about y’all, but I have video evidence of my vault in @marathonthegame.bungie.net to classify me as “Solo Mic-Less King of Tau Ceti”

Before the alpha concludes, thank you so much for having me here @marathonteam.bungie.net @bungie.net !
May 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’ve finally cracked the Marathon code:

Play it like Rainbow Six. Slow, coordinated, and when you strike… strike hard.
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Playing “Squabble Up” by Kendrick Lamar while I squabble up some random folks to play the last days of the Marathon Alpha test.
April 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Marathon is extremely fun with two other friends.

Marathon is extremely unfun solo.
April 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
So far, my thoughts on Marathon is this:

It is an extraction shooter that can lays like no other, but the bar for solo play has too much variance: going from fulfilling albeit frustrating at best, down to unforgivably harsh and demoralizing at worst.
April 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM