I dunno about y’all, but I have video evidence of my vault in @marathonthegame.bungie.net to classify me as “Solo Mic-Less King of Tau Ceti”

Before the alpha concludes, thank you so much for having me here @marathonteam.bungie.net @bungie.net !

For context, here’s how it sounded *before* lube and mods…

I made another keyboard. This time fully transparent cause having a working crystal as a desk piece is pretty peak.

If your partner isn’t looking at you like this dog… like, it’s time to find a new partner. 😂🥹

Can’t believe I made someone openly admit they run propaganda. 😂🤣

Friendly reminder to read more books. Dunning-Krueger works both ways, last I checked.

In case of a nuclear apocalypse, Puerto Rico would become Fallout and we would be paying in Caps.

Just… you know… not Nuka Cola. Malta India Caps, babyyyyyy

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,706,207!