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jude
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what’s up losers
some pics from last night :)
July 23, 2023 at 9:07 PM
i ran out of vodka but wanted a drink so i mixed hennessy with dr pepper and when my partner asked what i had i panicked and said “regular dr pepper for girls”
July 10, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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This account is now sponsored by the Woods™.

The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
July 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
tgif, etc
July 8, 2023 at 12:55 AM
sorry if this theory is already out there but i believe taylor swift’s “you’re losing me” is about meredith grey and derek shepherd
July 7, 2023 at 4:45 AM
i LOVE the lack of drafts here. if i decide not to post and hit cancel instead, my little thought is just gone for good. farewell. get outta here. i shall be burdened by you no longer. etc.
July 6, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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🏚🌲
July 6, 2023 at 12:47 AM
reconnecting with my mutuals on bluesky
July 4, 2023 at 3:51 AM
halfway into the year and not quite halfway to my reading goals but it’s fine. here’s my top 5 favorite books i’ve read this year and my stats so far. 📚
July 2, 2023 at 7:51 PM
yeah i’m fine why do u ask
July 2, 2023 at 5:30 PM
amazon needs to stop telling me something i “might like” is an elie saab dress. no shit i would love to be a size 6 and have thousands of dollars. thanks for the reminder ass hole.
July 1, 2023 at 10:52 PM
being manager of a customer support team whose primary engagement platform is twitter is soooooo fun 🤪 because the site consistently works soooo well, and normal
July 1, 2023 at 6:05 PM
it wasn’t a prank and i had a very lovely time
got invited to a gathering tonight with people i haven’t seen in months and i can’t stop thinking “what if i was invited as a prank and they’re all going to laugh at me” even though i am a grown adult and that has never happened to me or to anyone i have ever known
June 30, 2023 at 6:59 AM
got invited to a gathering tonight with people i haven’t seen in months and i can’t stop thinking “what if i was invited as a prank and they’re all going to laugh at me” even though i am a grown adult and that has never happened to me or to anyone i have ever known
June 30, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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What if an entire community made up a guy to get mad at? And what if he became real? https://www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/06/25/egregore/
June 25, 2023 at 1:41 PM
got a cute outfit in the mail today and nowhere to wear it. god gives his hardest battles etc.
June 22, 2023 at 11:44 PM
every wednesday night i dread my thursday morning 1:1 with my manager, and every thursday morning we have a great discussion where she tells me i’m awesome at my job. it’s nice but i would love to get rid of the dread part.
June 22, 2023 at 6:11 PM
therapy is really hard and it sucks sometimes. emotionally speaking i feel like an open wound. it is also amazing (for me, i know it’s not for everyone) and is helping me heal. but a lot of times i don’t wanna do it!
June 8, 2023 at 1:09 AM
got an invite code but all my pals are here already. tragic
May 30, 2023 at 5:10 PM
took time off work next week to play diablo 😌
May 30, 2023 at 3:59 PM
i opened this app to post “therapy was very hard today so i think i will have a little treat” and this is the first thing i saw. perfection. i WILL have a little treat
girls don't forget to make yourself a little treat today little treats are so important for survival
May 22, 2023 at 10:15 PM
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me when I have to do work at my job
May 18, 2023 at 7:26 PM
frank isn’t here tonight and i can’t sleep so naturally i am watching gossip girl for the millionth time and will be up until 5am
May 18, 2023 at 10:12 AM
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I woke up so early and used all that extra time to avoid answering emails due to anxiety
May 16, 2023 at 7:04 PM