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Dominos meme White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Today's the big day, friends - my new book, Lost Worlds: The Rise and Fall of Human Societies from the Ice Age to the Bronze Age, is available for preorder! Smash that link and purchase from your retailer of choice, if that's the kind of thing you're into. www.harpercollins.com/products/los...
Lost Worlds
The creator of the hit podcast Tides of History offers a new look at humanity’s deep past, showing us how our world was built not by inevitability, but by t...
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October 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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2025 Week 4: @ USC
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "Does Britain need 24-hour slot machines? There must be better things to do at 3am." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Conference games that never end are spreading across the country. I’m not against playing on the West Coast, but seriously, in the middle of the night?." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Gambling" and is dated Sat 20 Sep 2025 20.00 PDT. The picture in the article has been replaced with a cropped still from the Big Ten "Maps" add showing the city of Los Angeles.
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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2025 Week 3: Youngstown State
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "I’ve started strutting like Liam Gallagher – and the power is great indeed." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "I happened to throw four touchdowns last weekend. Before I knew it, my legs developed a mind of their own, my shoulders got involved and my jaw was chewing." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Oasis" and is dated Sat 13 Sep 2025 15.30 EDT. The picture in the article has been replaced by a picture of Liam Gallagher, Nicole Appleton, and SpongeBob SquarePants from the UK premiere of “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” in 2005. It is cropped from a Getty Images photograph by Dave Hogan.
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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NEW: A devastating before and after montage of Rasheed Street in Gaza City.

Put together by local photojournalist, Motaz Azaiza.
September 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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hockeybear.space
2025 Week 1: Western Michigan
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "Every autumn I am shunned by my friends and neighbours. But I think I’ve finally broken the curse." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Year after year, I struggle to give away an enormous crop of Michigan State football tickets – while everyone else struggles to avoid them." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: American Football" and is dated Fri 29 Aug 2025 19.00 EDT. The picture in the article has been replaced by a picture of the will call window at Spartan Stadium, which has the sign "Spartans Will. Call." It is cropped from a Getty Images photograph by Streeter Lecka.
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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theonion.com
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM