Jack
@jtamey.bsky.social
I read stuff and it does little to allay my confusion - but I’m comfortable with that - James Island and Gamecocks
Christmas Lights be damned, this is my sun spot
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Christmas Lights be damned, this is my sun spot
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Salome Herzog
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Salome Herzog
Bought a Keurig coffee machine and it seems that now the k-cups are reproducing like tribbles
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bought a Keurig coffee machine and it seems that now the k-cups are reproducing like tribbles
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December: Up north we salted the stoop and steps to keep from slipping on ice. Now living in the south, the danger seems to be from tripping over the constant arrival of FedX and UPS packages.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
December: Up north we salted the stoop and steps to keep from slipping on ice. Now living in the south, the danger seems to be from tripping over the constant arrival of FedX and UPS packages.
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If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
I knocked over the salt and cleaned it up without tossing any over my left shoulder. Now I keep looking over that same shoulder waiting for my Nana to slap me in the back of the head and scold me for this gross negligence.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I knocked over the salt and cleaned it up without tossing any over my left shoulder. Now I keep looking over that same shoulder waiting for my Nana to slap me in the back of the head and scold me for this gross negligence.
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
In all things, in all ways, be like Toto
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In all things, in all ways, be like Toto
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Sometimes you just have to turn out the lights and let your shadow run around.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes you just have to turn out the lights and let your shadow run around.
I just realized that the inner monologue of my thoughts and questions are usually completed with… “Ya dumbass!”
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I just realized that the inner monologue of my thoughts and questions are usually completed with… “Ya dumbass!”
My daughter made this for me and I can’t get it out of my head
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My daughter made this for me and I can’t get it out of my head
This morning I looked out my front door and saw that I hadn’t brought in the garbage bin after yesterday’s trash pick up.
There was no way around it, I had to perform the HOA walk of shame.
There was no way around it, I had to perform the HOA walk of shame.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This morning I looked out my front door and saw that I hadn’t brought in the garbage bin after yesterday’s trash pick up.
There was no way around it, I had to perform the HOA walk of shame.
There was no way around it, I had to perform the HOA walk of shame.
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To the people who suffer in silence-
Thank you!!!
Thank you!!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
To the people who suffer in silence-
Thank you!!!
Thank you!!!
FFS I ended up Rube Goldberg-ing a screw driver for the job.
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
FFS I ended up Rube Goldberg-ing a screw driver for the job.
Car visor replacements: They were installed with T27 torx screws, but no T27 screw driver in my tool set. I had to raid 3 tool boxes for a 1/4” female driver, a 1/4” x 3/8” male to male adaptor, a 3/8” female to 1/4” male adaptor, and finally a 1/4” female to T27 torx socket.
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Car visor replacements: They were installed with T27 torx screws, but no T27 screw driver in my tool set. I had to raid 3 tool boxes for a 1/4” female driver, a 1/4” x 3/8” male to male adaptor, a 3/8” female to 1/4” male adaptor, and finally a 1/4” female to T27 torx socket.
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
How old can you be before you should no longer wear a flat brim snap back?
Asking for a way younger friend.
Asking for a way younger friend.
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
How old can you be before you should no longer wear a flat brim snap back?
Asking for a way younger friend.
Asking for a way younger friend.
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The Bob Ross versus Mister Rogers AI generated WWE battle has given me hope that when we’re plugged into the matrix it’ll at least be kinda funny.
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Bob Ross versus Mister Rogers AI generated WWE battle has given me hope that when we’re plugged into the matrix it’ll at least be kinda funny.
I’m making a list of stuff I don’t know and sadly I never figured out what a gerund is.
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m making a list of stuff I don’t know and sadly I never figured out what a gerund is.
Instances of losing the TV remote directly correlates to the number of people or puppies who handle it.
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Instances of losing the TV remote directly correlates to the number of people or puppies who handle it.
Phone booth doors once offered a modicum of privacy. And now, even in crowded transport, stores, and sidewalks people broadcast whole conversations over their phone speakers. No judgement, just wondering about what changed
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Phone booth doors once offered a modicum of privacy. And now, even in crowded transport, stores, and sidewalks people broadcast whole conversations over their phone speakers. No judgement, just wondering about what changed
One day I couldn’t remember the word for pillow case, but I powered through and asked my wife for another pillow sheet. I liked it and have continued to call them pillow sheets for a couple of years now
September 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One day I couldn’t remember the word for pillow case, but I powered through and asked my wife for another pillow sheet. I liked it and have continued to call them pillow sheets for a couple of years now
She picks a stray thread from my jacket to ensure the world sees the best of me, but I wonder that the thread wasn’t the world’s burden for me to carry
September 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
She picks a stray thread from my jacket to ensure the world sees the best of me, but I wonder that the thread wasn’t the world’s burden for me to carry
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My painting LOWCOUNTRY
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My painting LOWCOUNTRY