JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.
Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.
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No fullback really is killing us isn't it. Just seeing Newcastle with 2 average premier league fullback whipping balls in getting assists. Myko is shite and JOB is a CB.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No fullback really is killing us isn't it. Just seeing Newcastle with 2 average premier league fullback whipping balls in getting assists. Myko is shite and JOB is a CB.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
I think conceding after 53 seconds and being 3-0 down at HT didn't help the atmosphere. Just a hunch though.
The lack of commitment and effort by the so called Evertonians in the South Stand today is a disgrace.The contrast between today and Monday has contributed to this result.If you don’t want to support the team, let someone on the waiting list do so instead. Dont you dare whinge about the performance
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think conceding after 53 seconds and being 3-0 down at HT didn't help the atmosphere. Just a hunch though.
1 goal every 5 mins for the win. We are on par.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
1 goal every 5 mins for the win. We are on par.
Moyes gets the young lads on please
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Moyes gets the young lads on please
Feel for Barry. Just building the pressure on the lad. 2 chalked off in successive home games
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Feel for Barry. Just building the pressure on the lad. 2 chalked off in successive home games
Everton never come back from 3-0 down in a PL game according to commentary.
I mean we have, but not to draw or win.
I mean we have, but not to draw or win.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Everton never come back from 3-0 down in a PL game according to commentary.
I mean we have, but not to draw or win.
I mean we have, but not to draw or win.
Plenty of people leaving HD judging by the drone footage at HT.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Plenty of people leaving HD judging by the drone footage at HT.
That's Tim done for me. Not up to the level to start in a 2 man midfield sitting deeper.
Aznou or McNeil on at LB for Myko. He's ok at defending but a horrific footballer. Can tell the players don't want to pass to him.
Aznou or McNeil on at LB for Myko. He's ok at defending but a horrific footballer. Can tell the players don't want to pass to him.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That's Tim done for me. Not up to the level to start in a 2 man midfield sitting deeper.
Aznou or McNeil on at LB for Myko. He's ok at defending but a horrific footballer. Can tell the players don't want to pass to him.
Aznou or McNeil on at LB for Myko. He's ok at defending but a horrific footballer. Can tell the players don't want to pass to him.
Can't do the basics here. 5 yard passes going wrong
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can't do the basics here. 5 yard passes going wrong
Obviously Pickford should've saved it but what the fuck is Tim doing
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Obviously Pickford should've saved it but what the fuck is Tim doing
Been quality first 15 bar the obvious. Carry on like this and we win still.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Been quality first 15 bar the obvious. Carry on like this and we win still.
Why is a Lino giving a throw from 35 yards away, when th ref gives it the other way from 5 yards away.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why is a Lino giving a throw from 35 yards away, when th ref gives it the other way from 5 yards away.
Wife's away, I got the kids so no match for me today. Tele and some Leffe will have to do.
Let's beat these horse punchers today!
Let's beat these horse punchers today!
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wife's away, I got the kids so no match for me today. Tele and some Leffe will have to do.
Let's beat these horse punchers today!
Let's beat these horse punchers today!
A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
Jordan Henderson in goal for Everton 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Jordan Henderson in goal for Everton 🤔
If anyone knows anyone who is opening a venue that needs a booking system, fire them my way. Based off some work with a Darts venue near me, I have created a SaaS booking platform directed at mainly social sports (Darts, Golf, Shuffleboard etc) but activity agnostic really.
www.vennerz.com
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November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If anyone knows anyone who is opening a venue that needs a booking system, fire them my way. Based off some work with a Darts venue near me, I have created a SaaS booking platform directed at mainly social sports (Darts, Golf, Shuffleboard etc) but activity agnostic really.
www.vennerz.com
www.vennerz.com
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
After watching it again (the red card) about 15 times I'm still perplexed as to how it's a red. Guarantee not 1 United player is asking for a red.
I can't get over how fast the ref gets the card out. Like he was borderline fumbling it getting it out his pocket.
He was shocking last night.
I can't get over how fast the ref gets the card out. Like he was borderline fumbling it getting it out his pocket.
He was shocking last night.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
After watching it again (the red card) about 15 times I'm still perplexed as to how it's a red. Guarantee not 1 United player is asking for a red.
I can't get over how fast the ref gets the card out. Like he was borderline fumbling it getting it out his pocket.
He was shocking last night.
I can't get over how fast the ref gets the card out. Like he was borderline fumbling it getting it out his pocket.
He was shocking last night.
Woke up happy as a pig in shit. Makes such a difference a big win like that.
Chuffed for Moyes in all this. Massive monkey to get off his back, especially given the circumstances. I'm sure it's been eating away at him for years.
Bournemouth away and Chelsea away next please ✅
Chuffed for Moyes in all this. Massive monkey to get off his back, especially given the circumstances. I'm sure it's been eating away at him for years.
Bournemouth away and Chelsea away next please ✅
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Woke up happy as a pig in shit. Makes such a difference a big win like that.
Chuffed for Moyes in all this. Massive monkey to get off his back, especially given the circumstances. I'm sure it's been eating away at him for years.
Bournemouth away and Chelsea away next please ✅
Chuffed for Moyes in all this. Massive monkey to get off his back, especially given the circumstances. I'm sure it's been eating away at him for years.
Bournemouth away and Chelsea away next please ✅
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Everton fans you’re damn right we’ve updated the mugs and posters
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November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Everton fans you’re damn right we’ve updated the mugs and posters
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Not surprised at all. Unbelievable showing of aerial dominance. Cushioned so many down, especially when we had 11 men.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not surprised at all. Unbelievable showing of aerial dominance. Cushioned so many down, especially when we had 11 men.
Everton win. Money in the bank. Great Monday night.
Up the Toffees 🟦🤍
Up the Toffees 🟦🤍
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everton win. Money in the bank. Great Monday night.
Up the Toffees 🟦🤍
Up the Toffees 🟦🤍
Barry has won every header. Been superb .
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Barry has won every header. Been superb .