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JSON Statham
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Nobody gets signed without his say. So I think that confirms they are his men.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
Imagine having pace 🤷
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
😂
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
Guinness farts
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
How many goals do wolves need to turn over and win their 4 games? Maybe 2nd bottom.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
1-4 or 1-6. Don't matter for me. Damage is done . Would rather people get minutes
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
It can't really get worse
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
To be honest, it was a shite ball from KDH. Picked the least obvious ball and I think it surprised Barry too.
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
Not sure it's the attackers we need to worry about today. Pickford throwing it in his own net and Tim doing...well fuck all apart from fuck up.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
He's so limited. Just lays it inside everytime.

I'd have the young lad on at HT. At 2-0 down no pressure. Game is dead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
Mustafi?
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
json-statham.bsky.social
Mertesacker? He was slow as fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM