JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.
Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.
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A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
Tough second half
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tough second half
Echo giving me all the latest news...
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Echo giving me all the latest news...
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
Old School gaff Wigan Roller Rink
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Old School gaff Wigan Roller Rink
Yer Da wears Fila Roller Blades
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yer Da wears Fila Roller Blades
Superb gig last night. Although £19 for a two pint pot. Makes HD feel cheap 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Superb gig last night. Although £19 for a two pint pot. Makes HD feel cheap 😂
They don't make them like this no more #TwistedMetal
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
They don't make them like this no more #TwistedMetal
Bought some joggers (or what I thought were joggers - more like tights) from the Everton shop ages ago. Not really worn because they are like the aforementioned tights. Probably washed twice, and the badge is coming off.
Terrible quality. Like someones ironed it on in their ma's boxroom.
Terrible quality. Like someones ironed it on in their ma's boxroom.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Bought some joggers (or what I thought were joggers - more like tights) from the Everton shop ages ago. Not really worn because they are like the aforementioned tights. Probably washed twice, and the badge is coming off.
Terrible quality. Like someones ironed it on in their ma's boxroom.
Terrible quality. Like someones ironed it on in their ma's boxroom.
On a "All in" challenge after getting £1.69 off some free spins this morning.
Currently 2 deep. The U19s football paying the bills 😂
Currently 2 deep. The U19s football paying the bills 😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
On a "All in" challenge after getting £1.69 off some free spins this morning.
Currently 2 deep. The U19s football paying the bills 😂
Currently 2 deep. The U19s football paying the bills 😂
Norwegian Journo and LFC fan Ingrid now comparing Isak to Darwin Nunez
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Norwegian Journo and LFC fan Ingrid now comparing Isak to Darwin Nunez
Why the fuck are Everton News and Goodison News being surfaced on a Google search of "Everton"
Just looked at one of them, and possibly the biggest pile of shite I've ever read. By Jakob Barnes, supposedly a Journo with 10 years experience. More like a Year 6 kid entering a competition.
Just looked at one of them, and possibly the biggest pile of shite I've ever read. By Jakob Barnes, supposedly a Journo with 10 years experience. More like a Year 6 kid entering a competition.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Why the fuck are Everton News and Goodison News being surfaced on a Google search of "Everton"
Just looked at one of them, and possibly the biggest pile of shite I've ever read. By Jakob Barnes, supposedly a Journo with 10 years experience. More like a Year 6 kid entering a competition.
Just looked at one of them, and possibly the biggest pile of shite I've ever read. By Jakob Barnes, supposedly a Journo with 10 years experience. More like a Year 6 kid entering a competition.
The Evertown Chargers doing bits this week. Think it's the highest score I've seen in the league in my two seasons playing.
(I'm not massively into NFL, it's our biggest sport at work, so kinda have to have some knowledge / interest in it)
(I'm not massively into NFL, it's our biggest sport at work, so kinda have to have some knowledge / interest in it)
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The Evertown Chargers doing bits this week. Think it's the highest score I've seen in the league in my two seasons playing.
(I'm not massively into NFL, it's our biggest sport at work, so kinda have to have some knowledge / interest in it)
(I'm not massively into NFL, it's our biggest sport at work, so kinda have to have some knowledge / interest in it)
Nice morning at the cabin.
Been decent but fuck me my back is killing from the mattresses. Proper old man stuff.
Been decent but fuck me my back is killing from the mattresses. Proper old man stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Nice morning at the cabin.
Been decent but fuck me my back is killing from the mattresses. Proper old man stuff.
Been decent but fuck me my back is killing from the mattresses. Proper old man stuff.
Finally not pissing down here in WN5 🙌
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Finally not pissing down here in WN5 🙌
They pay out at 2-0. Makes those missed chances double annoying 😅
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They pay out at 2-0. Makes those missed chances double annoying 😅
Need Curtis Jones to do something stupid in this second half 🤞
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Need Curtis Jones to do something stupid in this second half 🤞
JP McManus not treating his losing his jockeys very well these days.
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
JP McManus not treating his losing his jockeys very well these days.
Mike Walker on display at Sundown Adventureland
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mike Walker on display at Sundown Adventureland
I've worked in worse places
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I've worked in worse places
Not what you expect to walk into in the middle of Austin. Framed Chicharito shirt and a shelf of peas @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Not what you expect to walk into in the middle of Austin. Framed Chicharito shirt and a shelf of peas @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social