Cran-Jamie
@jrtoastyman.com
Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. Cryptozoology. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him.
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The Sham-wow dude is running for Congress, and if there exists a stronger symbol of how irretrievably fucked our political system is, I'd be curious to know what it is...
'ShamWow' guy files to run for Congress in Texas as Republican candidate
"ShamWow guy" Offer Vince Shlomi files to run for Congress as a Republican in Texas, aiming to unseat incumbent John Carter in the crowded GOP primary race.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Sham-wow dude is running for Congress, and if there exists a stronger symbol of how irretrievably fucked our political system is, I'd be curious to know what it is...
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Day 24 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every donation counts !Can’t donate? Share🙏Drive ends 11/30
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November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Day 24 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every donation counts !Can’t donate? Share🙏Drive ends 11/30
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
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One of my favorite nights of the year. Once again, an amazing event by @jrtoastyman.com! Thanks so much for having us! #bawcp25
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of my favorite nights of the year. Once again, an amazing event by @jrtoastyman.com! Thanks so much for having us! #bawcp25
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November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!
P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!
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My irrational goal at the conclusion of every zoom call is to be able to hit the button to leave the call before the host ends the meeting for everyone.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My irrational goal at the conclusion of every zoom call is to be able to hit the button to leave the call before the host ends the meeting for everyone.
An oatmeal raisin cookie can be breakfast, right? I mean, it's got "oatmeal" right there in the name...
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
An oatmeal raisin cookie can be breakfast, right? I mean, it's got "oatmeal" right there in the name...
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November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love that my office does a full-blown Thanksgiving lunch together every year, but it is not conducive to a productive afternoon... 🦃😴
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I love that my office does a full-blown Thanksgiving lunch together every year, but it is not conducive to a productive afternoon... 🦃😴
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November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but maybe you don't have to write an entire article based upon some rando's social media post 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but maybe you don't have to write an entire article based upon some rando's social media post 🤷♂️
It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!
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November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!
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I am apparently "I am really bothered when I have to drive in the rain at night" years old
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am apparently "I am really bothered when I have to drive in the rain at night" years old
Yet another shitty thing about Trump is that I can no longer use the totally benign phrase "thank you for your attention to this matter" in correspondence anymore. I would frequently close client letters with that, but no more lol
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yet another shitty thing about Trump is that I can no longer use the totally benign phrase "thank you for your attention to this matter" in correspondence anymore. I would frequently close client letters with that, but no more lol
A very happy Life Day to all who celebrate!
chewbacca says happy life day pal while talking to han solo
Alt: Han Solo says happy life day pal while talking to Chewbacca
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November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A very happy Life Day to all who celebrate!
Yeah, this is the flip side of the files being released. Anyone that thinks Trump respects the process enough to NOT have the files scrubbed is a fool. I’m concerned this will end up looking like a big nothing-burger
It has taken a while, but it seems based on last night’s post by Trump that Bondi now has the Epstein files sufficiently scrubbed for release.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yeah, this is the flip side of the files being released. Anyone that thinks Trump respects the process enough to NOT have the files scrubbed is a fool. I’m concerned this will end up looking like a big nothing-burger
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It has taken a while, but it seems based on last night’s post by Trump that Bondi now has the Epstein files sufficiently scrubbed for release.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It has taken a while, but it seems based on last night’s post by Trump that Bondi now has the Epstein files sufficiently scrubbed for release.
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just an absolutely STUNNING autumn day in St. Louis, we don't get a lot of these here. Hope everyone is out and about taking advantage of it! 🍁🍂🌞
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just an absolutely STUNNING autumn day in St. Louis, we don't get a lot of these here. Hope everyone is out and about taking advantage of it! 🍁🍂🌞
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Day 15 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s, hospitality workers & community. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation, & external factors.Need is high! Every size donation counts ! Can’t donate? Share!
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Day 15 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s, hospitality workers & community. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation, & external factors.Need is high! Every size donation counts ! Can’t donate? Share!
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
A very happy "About to Earn Companion Pass on Southwest Day" to all who celebrate! 🥳🎉🍾
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A very happy "About to Earn Companion Pass on Southwest Day" to all who celebrate! 🥳🎉🍾
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Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
I think the best part about air travel these days is getting to pack a couple of extra days worth of clothes because of the very real chance that your flight will be canceled. Because, options 🫤
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think the best part about air travel these days is getting to pack a couple of extra days worth of clothes because of the very real chance that your flight will be canceled. Because, options 🫤