Jamie
@jrtoastyman.com
Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. Cryptozoology. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him.
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Story time! So, it's like 11 pm a few nights ago, and I hear two clear knocks on the back door.
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Story time! So, it's like 11 pm a few nights ago, and I hear two clear knocks on the back door.
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
Ghislaine Maxwell offering to testify to clear Trump, but only in exchange for clemency.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell offering to testify to clear Trump, but only in exchange for clemency.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
Be wary of anyone who’s really into “uncensored” or “no-guardrails” AI.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Be wary of anyone who’s really into “uncensored” or “no-guardrails” AI.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
Wasn’t sure i’d be able to get into the olympics this year. It's a weird time to be an American.
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Wasn’t sure i’d be able to get into the olympics this year. It's a weird time to be an American.
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
The algorithm knows me well...
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The algorithm knows me well...
Me, Day 1 of the Olympics: “Wait, these figure skating moves are different? They all look the same to me.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Me, Day 1 of the Olympics: “Wait, these figure skating moves are different? They all look the same to me.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
![To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
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February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
I just learned there’s a cheese conveyor belt restaurant right by my hotel on an upcoming trip.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I just learned there’s a cheese conveyor belt restaurant right by my hotel on an upcoming trip.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
A wintery mix with a high in the 60s is the most St. Louis forecast imaginable
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
A wintery mix with a high in the 60s is the most St. Louis forecast imaginable
Anyone done this Le Petit Chef thing? Looks like a cool experience, but also has the potential to be a little gimmicky.
Is the food any good?
Is the food any good?
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Anyone done this Le Petit Chef thing? Looks like a cool experience, but also has the potential to be a little gimmicky.
Is the food any good?
Is the food any good?
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February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Wrapping up a hearing where the judge didn't actually sanction opposing counsel today, but did direct him to choose how he should be sanctioned if he doesn't comply with today's order.
Where my brain went
Where my brain went
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` the stay puft marshmallow man '' written below it .
Alt: Ray from Ghostbuster's face with the words `` the stay puft marshmallow man '' written below it .
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February 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Wrapping up a hearing where the judge didn't actually sanction opposing counsel today, but did direct him to choose how he should be sanctioned if he doesn't comply with today's order.
Where my brain went
Where my brain went
Reenactment of what my sheet does seconds after I fall asleep.
a little girl in a white shirt is playing on an orange slide
Alt: a little girl waves before disappearing from view as she slide down an orange slide
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February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reenactment of what my sheet does seconds after I fall asleep.
It's hard for me to imagine a world where I was so bored that I scrolled my LinkedIn feed looking for stuff to read.
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It's hard for me to imagine a world where I was so bored that I scrolled my LinkedIn feed looking for stuff to read.
2026 feels like Groundhog Day, except instead of learning something like Bill Murray, we somehow keep lowering the bar.
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
2026 feels like Groundhog Day, except instead of learning something like Bill Murray, we somehow keep lowering the bar.
An "unprecedented political war chest" for someone who can’t run for office again?
Noted.
Noted.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
An "unprecedented political war chest" for someone who can’t run for office again?
Noted.
Noted.
I love creative, outside-of-the-box cuisine as much as anyone, but there's a lot to be said for taking a classic like lasagna and just executing it perfectly.
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I love creative, outside-of-the-box cuisine as much as anyone, but there's a lot to be said for taking a classic like lasagna and just executing it perfectly.
I love when clients try to convince me that I told them their case settled for far more than it did, like I'm just going to go, "ok, my bad," and cut another check. It's why we put things in writing. I always ask them to send me the letter where I told them the amount they claim.
No one ever has.
No one ever has.
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I love when clients try to convince me that I told them their case settled for far more than it did, like I'm just going to go, "ok, my bad," and cut another check. It's why we put things in writing. I always ask them to send me the letter where I told them the amount they claim.
No one ever has.
No one ever has.
My job as an attorney would be much easier if suing a defendant were just sending an invoice for an absurd amount that I got to approve.
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My job as an attorney would be much easier if suing a defendant were just sending an invoice for an absurd amount that I got to approve.
"You know what this song needs? A saxophone!"
-Everyone in the 1980's, apparently
-Everyone in the 1980's, apparently
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"You know what this song needs? A saxophone!"
-Everyone in the 1980's, apparently
-Everyone in the 1980's, apparently
My big concern here is that it's going to encourage more Turning Point folks to breed.
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
My big concern here is that it's going to encourage more Turning Point folks to breed.
To be clear, I'm not boycotting the Melania movie.
I'm not going because I didn't give a shit in the first place.
I'm not going because I didn't give a shit in the first place.
January 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
To be clear, I'm not boycotting the Melania movie.
I'm not going because I didn't give a shit in the first place.
I'm not going because I didn't give a shit in the first place.
Amazing to me how you can be right next to a cat talking to it and it won't even acknowledge you, but you even think about taking it to the vet and it is suddenly very aware of every breath you take. 😂
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Amazing to me how you can be right next to a cat talking to it and it won't even acknowledge you, but you even think about taking it to the vet and it is suddenly very aware of every breath you take. 😂
Just spent what felt like 10 minutes trying to find the "big hole" in my shirt that my body goes into, so the day can really only go up from here. 🤦♂️
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Just spent what felt like 10 minutes trying to find the "big hole" in my shirt that my body goes into, so the day can really only go up from here. 🤦♂️
Anyone on Upscrolled? Feel free to add me if so, I could use some friends lol
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January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Anyone on Upscrolled? Feel free to add me if so, I could use some friends lol
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