Cran-Jamie
@jrtoastyman.com
Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. Cryptozoology. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him.
https://linktr.ee/jrtoastyman
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It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!
P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!
www.elfster.com/gift...
P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!
www.elfster.com/gift...
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!
P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!
www.elfster.com/gift...
P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!
www.elfster.com/gift...
A very happy "About to Earn Companion Pass on Southwest Day" to all who celebrate! 🥳🎉🍾
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A very happy "About to Earn Companion Pass on Southwest Day" to all who celebrate! 🥳🎉🍾
I have too much light pollution here to really see the Northern Lights, let's see your aurora borealis pics!
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I have too much light pollution here to really see the Northern Lights, let's see your aurora borealis pics!
Guess it's been a while since I've worn this coat...
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Guess it's been a while since I've worn this coat...
A few pics from yesterday's autumn leaf crawl from Pere Marquette State Park near Grafton, Illinois
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A few pics from yesterday's autumn leaf crawl from Pere Marquette State Park near Grafton, Illinois
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here's your annual reminder to check your kids' Halloween candy -- you never know what some sicko might try to hide in a candy bar...
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Here's your annual reminder to check your kids' Halloween candy -- you never know what some sicko might try to hide in a candy bar...
The biggest surprise for me was the revelation that anyone thinks I'm in the market for PVC pipe?
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The biggest surprise for me was the revelation that anyone thinks I'm in the market for PVC pipe?
Dammit, forgot to turn on the towel warmer
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dammit, forgot to turn on the towel warmer
I'm not sure how this is actually pronounced, but every time I see it, I hear it in Tony Danza's voice...
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm not sure how this is actually pronounced, but every time I see it, I hear it in Tony Danza's voice...
Have frog suit, will travel, I guess 🛫
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Have frog suit, will travel, I guess 🛫
October 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Show of hands if you just got an entire wheel of Rogue River Blue Cheese delivered to your house today? 🙋♂️
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October 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Show of hands if you just got an entire wheel of Rogue River Blue Cheese delivered to your house today? 🙋♂️
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In honor of #IndigenousPeoplesDay, here's my annual callback to 8 years ago when my kid straight up called Christopher Columbus out in their 4th grade essay
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In honor of #IndigenousPeoplesDay, here's my annual callback to 8 years ago when my kid straight up called Christopher Columbus out in their 4th grade essay
Is it weird that when I see the word "figment," the first thing I think about is the purple dinosaur and not something imagined? 😂
October 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Is it weird that when I see the word "figment," the first thing I think about is the purple dinosaur and not something imagined? 😂
Ok, this update on Dolly Parton from her sister makes me feel a lot better...
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ok, this update on Dolly Parton from her sister makes me feel a lot better...
Pretty accurate recreation of the conclusion of my argument at this morning's hearing. But I'm pretty sure it was a winner, because the judge looked really annoyed while opposing counsel was delivering his rambling, nonsensical argument.
October 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Pretty accurate recreation of the conclusion of my argument at this morning's hearing. But I'm pretty sure it was a winner, because the judge looked really annoyed while opposing counsel was delivering his rambling, nonsensical argument.
Greetings from the Burbank Airport! Fingers crossed they have air traffic controllers today... 😬
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Greetings from the Burbank Airport! Fingers crossed they have air traffic controllers today... 😬
In recognition of National Kale Day, I'll be eating arugula, Swiss chard, and really every OTHER leafy green so those of you pretending to enjoy kale have plenty. Hardest of hard passes
October 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In recognition of National Kale Day, I'll be eating arugula, Swiss chard, and really every OTHER leafy green so those of you pretending to enjoy kale have plenty. Hardest of hard passes
Apple cider braised pulled pork: because it may still be over 80, but it's technically fall and I'm going to lean into it
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Apple cider braised pulled pork: because it may still be over 80, but it's technically fall and I'm going to lean into it
Yet again, I knew I had painter's tape but couldn't find it, so new rule, painter's tape will be EVERYWHERE. Basically the Magic Kingdom except for tape, where you're never more than 30 steps from a roll of painter's tape. Live view of me to every drawer in my house...
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yet again, I knew I had painter's tape but couldn't find it, so new rule, painter's tape will be EVERYWHERE. Basically the Magic Kingdom except for tape, where you're never more than 30 steps from a roll of painter's tape. Live view of me to every drawer in my house...
I'm sorry, are these OREO-FLAVORED OREOS??? 🤯🤯🤯
October 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm sorry, are these OREO-FLAVORED OREOS??? 🤯🤯🤯