Richard Nelson
jrichardn.bsky.social
Richard Nelson
@jrichardn.bsky.social
Management consultant, PMP, Ironman athlete
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Accurate
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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This list got me HOLLERING
December 15, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Literally LOL'd at this. The pregame shows have gotten so hysterical I look back at the Berman/Jackson shows as intellectual symposia.
think I'm going to adopt more of an NFL pregame guy vibe around the house. wearing a suit with sneakers, laughing hysterically at things that aren't funny, saying "you wanna talk about a guy who washes dishes" when I'm asking my kids to please wash their dishes.
December 8, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Life hack
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 AM
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“Say again” - I wasn’t listening
“Pardon?” - I didn’t hear you
“Eh?” - What are you on about?
“You what?” - What the hell are you on about?
“What did you just say?” - I might have to fight you
“I beg your pardon” - I might have to challenge you to a duel
November 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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A person on a bicycle is by far the most energy-efficient among animals and machines per distance traveled relative to body weight. The bicycle is magic.

www.jstor.org/stable/24923...
November 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM