Jesse P. Pollack
@jpollackauthor.bsky.social
I'm a scribbler. Author of "Death on the Devil's Teeth", The Acid King", and "Room 100"
My favorite part of the X-Files opening sequence is when they ran out of spooky shit to throw in, so they added a random shot of a Radio Shack plasma light instead.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My favorite part of the X-Files opening sequence is when they ran out of spooky shit to throw in, so they added a random shot of a Radio Shack plasma light instead.
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In related news, Secretary Whiskey Pete has un-cancelled his tattoo coverup appointment.
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In related news, Secretary Whiskey Pete has un-cancelled his tattoo coverup appointment.
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Well THAT’S pretty revealing.
Texas, my ass. Russian paid troll all the way.
Texas, my ass. Russian paid troll all the way.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well THAT’S pretty revealing.
Texas, my ass. Russian paid troll all the way.
Texas, my ass. Russian paid troll all the way.
I think we have enough shows revolving around Tim Robinson acting socially awkward and yelling. We're good now.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think we have enough shows revolving around Tim Robinson acting socially awkward and yelling. We're good now.
Real talk: "Sunshine Of Your Love" objectively sucks - no one wants to hear Jack Bruce singing about his "seeds" drying up 🤮
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Real talk: "Sunshine Of Your Love" objectively sucks - no one wants to hear Jack Bruce singing about his "seeds" drying up 🤮
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
I hope they shot him with a bullet and he died
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I hope they shot him with a bullet and he died
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
So what kind of candy do y'all think George W. Bush is bringing to Charlie Kirk's funeral?
September 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So what kind of candy do y'all think George W. Bush is bringing to Charlie Kirk's funeral?
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We live in a world where gun massacres are easy, plentiful, and inevitable. We live in that world against our will because of Charlie Kirk and people like him, who demand it as a core tenet of their personal freedom.
Don't take my word for it, though. For proof we can go directly to Charlie Kirk.
Don't take my word for it, though. For proof we can go directly to Charlie Kirk.
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We live in a world where gun massacres are easy, plentiful, and inevitable. We live in that world against our will because of Charlie Kirk and people like him, who demand it as a core tenet of their personal freedom.
Don't take my word for it, though. For proof we can go directly to Charlie Kirk.
Don't take my word for it, though. For proof we can go directly to Charlie Kirk.
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Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
the etsy witch project
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the etsy witch project
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Community note on X
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Community note on X
"Your memory shouldn't be your name on a wall somewhere. That's not you. You are the person in that photo album. You're the smiling person living your life. That's how you want people to remember you."
- Tom Canavan, 9/11 Survivor.
- Tom Canavan, 9/11 Survivor.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"Your memory shouldn't be your name on a wall somewhere. That's not you. You are the person in that photo album. You're the smiling person living your life. That's how you want people to remember you."
- Tom Canavan, 9/11 Survivor.
- Tom Canavan, 9/11 Survivor.
How funny would it be if a Swiftie did it?
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How funny would it be if a Swiftie did it?
Our children are not your sacrificial lambs. #LaterBozo
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Our children are not your sacrificial lambs. #LaterBozo
The irony behind the head of the Tortured Poets Department marrying a guy who can't read cannot be understated.
September 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The irony behind the head of the Tortured Poets Department marrying a guy who can't read cannot be understated.
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Those Reform nutjobs reminded me:
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
August 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Those Reform nutjobs reminded me:
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
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When we get the inevitable legacy sequel to The Conjuring, it should be about someone uncovering what grifting pieces of shit the Warrens were.
August 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
When we get the inevitable legacy sequel to The Conjuring, it should be about someone uncovering what grifting pieces of shit the Warrens were.
Mfw we get Anthology 4 before we get Carnival of Light
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Mfw we get Anthology 4 before we get Carnival of Light
Our "very smart president" who totally doesn't shit himself so often that he needs diapers is currently bitching online about why we don't have museums about the future in America, which is totally a thing that exists.
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Our "very smart president" who totally doesn't shit himself so often that he needs diapers is currently bitching online about why we don't have museums about the future in America, which is totally a thing that exists.
People in true crime documentaries love saying "Police can get ANYONE to make a false murder confession," but the only people you ever see making false murder confessions are dudes who look like they eat cigarettes and steal hubcaps so they can afford Dokken tickets.
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People in true crime documentaries love saying "Police can get ANYONE to make a false murder confession," but the only people you ever see making false murder confessions are dudes who look like they eat cigarettes and steal hubcaps so they can afford Dokken tickets.
Omg these people are so fucking stupid - not every goddamn murder is a fucking "Satanic ritual" 🙄
#yogurtshopmurders
#yogurtshopmurders
August 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Omg these people are so fucking stupid - not every goddamn murder is a fucking "Satanic ritual" 🙄
#yogurtshopmurders
#yogurtshopmurders
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Watching Yogurt Shop Murders and once I saw the police station I knew they weren't solving anything
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Watching Yogurt Shop Murders and once I saw the police station I knew they weren't solving anything