Jon Plotkin
@jplot.bsky.social
After a bit more than a week of trump being back, I’m starting to think he really does have the morals of an alley cat.
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
After a bit more than a week of trump being back, I’m starting to think he really does have the morals of an alley cat.
Trump voters are irredeemably evil people with zero exceptions. I don’t accept ignorance as an excuse. They can all fuck off and die.
🚨The Trump administration will be signing an Executive Order later today to ban Transgender people from the military. It also will instruct the DOD to institute a bathroom ban.
They claim it takes 12 months of narcotics to recover from transition surgery, which is absolutely and utterly false.
They claim it takes 12 months of narcotics to recover from transition surgery, which is absolutely and utterly false.
January 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Trump voters are irredeemably evil people with zero exceptions. I don’t accept ignorance as an excuse. They can all fuck off and die.
Narrator: It couldn’t.
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Narrator: It couldn’t.
I can’t stand people glazing Mahomes. This is early 2000s Brady. He doesn’t play very well but the defense is good enough that it doesn’t matter. Don’t try to gaslight me into thinking a Super Bowl win changes what I saw all season. Or all of last season.
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I can’t stand people glazing Mahomes. This is early 2000s Brady. He doesn’t play very well but the defense is good enough that it doesn’t matter. Don’t try to gaslight me into thinking a Super Bowl win changes what I saw all season. Or all of last season.
So I gotta pay attention to trump now, huh?
January 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So I gotta pay attention to trump now, huh?
And Mahomes is gonna throw for 150 yards in the Super Bowl where they win 17-14
January 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
And Mahomes is gonna throw for 150 yards in the Super Bowl where they win 17-14
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those opening drives
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
those opening drives
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lol, remember when pats fans “took over” anchor bar
January 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
lol, remember when pats fans “took over” anchor bar
And you may find yourself dressed as a pink pony girl.
And you may find yourself dancing on stage at the club.
And your mom might ask you “My God! What have you done?!”
And you may find yourself dancing on stage at the club.
And your mom might ask you “My God! What have you done?!”
January 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
And you may find yourself dressed as a pink pony girl.
And you may find yourself dancing on stage at the club.
And your mom might ask you “My God! What have you done?!”
And you may find yourself dancing on stage at the club.
And your mom might ask you “My God! What have you done?!”
I’ve had my job for over 10 years at this point and they have never once cared about me showing up late (usually they don’t even notice) but that doesn’t stop me from getting incredibly anxious wherever I’m running late. 🙃
January 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I’ve had my job for over 10 years at this point and they have never once cared about me showing up late (usually they don’t even notice) but that doesn’t stop me from getting incredibly anxious wherever I’m running late. 🙃
I understand the point of this isn't strict legal doctrine, but a general intent to be evil, but it really is an incredible case study in just how impossible it is to define gender in a way that excludes trans people and nobody else.
BREAKING: Here is the anti-trans sex/gender executive order. It's extensive, it's bad, and it's often lawless. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
And, do not miss in "d" and "e" below, it even tries to put in the beginnings of a personhood argument, for some reason.
And, do not miss in "d" and "e" below, it even tries to put in the beginnings of a personhood argument, for some reason.
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I understand the point of this isn't strict legal doctrine, but a general intent to be evil, but it really is an incredible case study in just how impossible it is to define gender in a way that excludes trans people and nobody else.
Ohio State suffered an incredibly humiliating loss to their rival, kicking them out of their conference title game. Despite that they’re probably going to finish the season as national champions.
And that’s as damning an indictment of the 12 team playoff that I can imagine.
And that’s as damning an indictment of the 12 team playoff that I can imagine.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ohio State suffered an incredibly humiliating loss to their rival, kicking them out of their conference title game. Despite that they’re probably going to finish the season as national champions.
And that’s as damning an indictment of the 12 team playoff that I can imagine.
And that’s as damning an indictment of the 12 team playoff that I can imagine.
Man I just can’t believe we won that.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Man I just can’t believe we won that.
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18 year olds need to quit dancing and lip syncing and do something important and dignified like having 18000 Simpsons screengrabs saved on their phone that they interpret all current events through the lens of
January 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
18 year olds need to quit dancing and lip syncing and do something important and dignified like having 18000 Simpsons screengrabs saved on their phone that they interpret all current events through the lens of
This live podcast show is making my Bluesky feed oddly quiet for a big football game.
January 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This live podcast show is making my Bluesky feed oddly quiet for a big football game.
Why is this girl in the turbotax commercial dressed like Wario?
January 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why is this girl in the turbotax commercial dressed like Wario?
Stroud is hurt, this guy is gonna win 5 straight super bowls playing 4 good playoff games.
I always forget Mahomes doesn't actually play well in the playoffs if he's not going against the Buffalo Bills.
January 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Stroud is hurt, this guy is gonna win 5 straight super bowls playing 4 good playoff games.
I always forget Mahomes doesn't actually play well in the playoffs if he's not going against the Buffalo Bills.
January 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I always forget Mahomes doesn't actually play well in the playoffs if he's not going against the Buffalo Bills.
Chiefs bullshit took all of one play.
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Chiefs bullshit took all of one play.
Father's intuition is incredible. My baby can't meaningfully talk yet, but when I'm scrolling on Disney Plus, there is no doubt she's indicating to me that she really wants to watch Simpsons Episodes from Seasons 3-9.
January 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Father's intuition is incredible. My baby can't meaningfully talk yet, but when I'm scrolling on Disney Plus, there is no doubt she's indicating to me that she really wants to watch Simpsons Episodes from Seasons 3-9.
I just saw an ad for dishwasher detergent but it was also like, an ad for the concept of a dishwasher. It explained the advantages of using a dishwasher over hand washing (it’s less work, who knew?) and also explained how to load a dishwasher. I can not imagine who that is meant for.
January 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I just saw an ad for dishwasher detergent but it was also like, an ad for the concept of a dishwasher. It explained the advantages of using a dishwasher over hand washing (it’s less work, who knew?) and also explained how to load a dishwasher. I can not imagine who that is meant for.