Jon Plotkin
@jplot.bsky.social
Narrator: It couldn’t.
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Narrator: It couldn’t.
Looking at my driveway be cleared just as well with a $20 shovel as my neighbors’ with his $750 snowblower.
January 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Looking at my driveway be cleared just as well with a $20 shovel as my neighbors’ with his $750 snowblower.
Live look inside Meta-HQ
January 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Live look inside Meta-HQ
Hey guys, just deploying my new AI bot, what do you think?
January 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hey guys, just deploying my new AI bot, what do you think?
WHERE'S CHIP KELLY???
January 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
WHERE'S CHIP KELLY???
Finally, a scientifically rigorous way to decide the MVP.
December 30, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Finally, a scientifically rigorous way to decide the MVP.
XKCD made a strip of this.
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
XKCD made a strip of this.
The world if Terry Pegula got the stroke instead of Kim.
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
The world if Terry Pegula got the stroke instead of Kim.
Defining look at the average american.
November 26, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Defining look at the average american.
Being Yale’s hottest girl.
November 12, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Being Yale’s hottest girl.
I got rid of the Nespresso in favor of a 100% manual coffeemaking system.
Also, I became a dad.
Also, I became a dad.
June 16, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I got rid of the Nespresso in favor of a 100% manual coffeemaking system.
Also, I became a dad.
Also, I became a dad.
The light shining down on an angel.
December 13, 2023 at 11:35 AM
The light shining down on an angel.
BREAKING: Cutest cat in the world still exceptionally cute.
November 29, 2023 at 11:43 AM
BREAKING: Cutest cat in the world still exceptionally cute.
Find someone who loves you as much as Tucker inexplicably loves laying on bathmats right after someone showers (he hates getting wet under literally all other circumstances).
November 16, 2023 at 11:34 AM
Find someone who loves you as much as Tucker inexplicably loves laying on bathmats right after someone showers (he hates getting wet under literally all other circumstances).
I love a good new meme.
November 16, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I love a good new meme.
When I put salt in the water when making rice.
November 13, 2023 at 5:37 PM
When I put salt in the water when making rice.
All those years of me talking about how much it sucks for performative anti-vegetarianism only for me to realize that in terms of cost/ease/health/taste, tofu is fucking incredible.
November 9, 2023 at 5:09 PM
All those years of me talking about how much it sucks for performative anti-vegetarianism only for me to realize that in terms of cost/ease/health/taste, tofu is fucking incredible.
Tucker wishes you all a happy
Caturday!
Caturday!
November 4, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Tucker wishes you all a happy
Caturday!
Caturday!
Morning pet drop. For a cat that hates being touched with any amount of water, he sure loves lying on bathmats after one of us showers. Meanwhile, my dog is definitely not a morning animal.
November 3, 2023 at 11:19 AM
Morning pet drop. For a cat that hates being touched with any amount of water, he sure loves lying on bathmats after one of us showers. Meanwhile, my dog is definitely not a morning animal.
He’s got the sad puppy dog eyes mastered.
October 10, 2023 at 12:58 AM
He’s got the sad puppy dog eyes mastered.