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🐸 🐷Jonathan Dalton 🐷🐸
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Recovered Republican. Author. Retired sportswriter. Retired political writer. Mensch. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Curmudgeon. Read a book, piss off a conservative
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Adam and the Ents
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If you're an academic using AI for your scholarly work, you deserve shame.

If you use AI for work that you submit, you should be banned from that forum. Whatever journal, conference, workshop series - banned.

Maybe you can appeal after a few years. Maybe.
I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Least surprising thing ever
The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Happy #caturday everyone from [redacted]
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When Fox is reporting that you were up to shenanigans, you know you’re cooked.
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The search bar is totally useless
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One of life’s great mysteries as my wife and I watch Counting Crows …

She’s relentlessly, annoyingly, endearingly positive. This is her band. She loves it. Always has. And the songs aren’t her.

They’re me. Absolutely me. Yet I never connected with them until she and I got together.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I had to turn it on. This is batshit crazy.

And my wife and I are wagering in odds of the blood clot stealing the scene.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My first-ever balsamic reduction did not reduce as planned.
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Armada update: The USS Maine has been spotted in Puerto Cabello harbor.
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I mean, are we gonna “I didn’t see it” this one while Yam Tits declares war on a country?
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Serious, God, what the fuck are you even doing at this point?
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Chag sameach, BlueSky
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Cheryl's Blue Accounts under 20K

All these resister accounts are vetted by me.

Please Follow & Repost.

Even if you're not on the list, Reposting helps give you exposure and gives these accounts a boost

We are #StrongerTogether

go.bsky.app/6Ap1oqJ
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Make them famous
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Is playing poker stoned a bad thing? What if it’s like 4-8 limit?

Asking for a friend.
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.

Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.

He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."

The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When you’re reminded this platform was created by Jack, who is less than ideal …
our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.

How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?

if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Well deserved, sir, well deserved!
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Lord, let me make it until the day after this
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is Lilah. She sleeps 18 hours a day and thinks the quail cutouts on our security door are real.

And she still has a better grasp of the world than the Speaker of the House, who constantly says he’s not seen the news and can’t comment on the latest atrocity.

#caturday
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Looks in ASU fans
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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ICE fired a munition at Rep. Adelita Grijalva as she demanded answers during a raid in her own community. No warning. No accountability. Just armored agents treating Tucson like a war zone. If they’ll fire at a Congresswoman on camera, imagine what they do to everyone else. Sick MFers.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM