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🐸 🐷Jonathan Dalton 🐷🐸
@jpdaltonaz.bsky.social
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Recovered Republican. Author. Retired sportswriter. Retired political writer. Mensch. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Curmudgeon. Read a book, piss off a conservative
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MTG is out. The orange shitgibbon is in love with Mamdami. What is happening anymore? It’s too much for Lilah this #caturday
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Lilah taking another view of the emails about our pedo President.

#caturday
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Did you say modeling?
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Siri, how much does Colorado have to pay Prime to go away?
Deion Sanders watching his team struggle against an awful WVU team and thinking there might be better ways to spend life after beating cancer
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Stares in at Mike Johnson who says House Republicans are working day and night while he’s given them a three-month vacation to protest pedophiles.

Release the files and happy #caturday
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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“Da fuq”?
Tabby cat with stunned look on her face because Margie three toes is making sense
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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When you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back

#caturday
Tabby cat sitting on a windowsill staring at a plastic cat skeleton
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Lilah as she watches the Lincoln Memorial get demolished for Trump Taj Mahal 2.0.

#caturday
Tabby cat waiting for the orange shitgibbon to knock down the Lincoln Memorial for a shitty casino like he used to own
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Had one of those here in NW Phoenix as well
It’s so bad the introverts are here sign at the #NoKings protest
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was a #NoKings rally.
Arizona State football fans storming the field after beating Texas Tech but I’m gonna tell my kids this was either a No Kings rally or the moment after the blood clot does its job.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I found the “Hate America” Rally guys (not the eagle, he’s cool.)

#NoKings
Sad Trumpers having their own hate American rally in the middle of the No Kings protests
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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#Nokings in Glendale AZ
No kings protest in Glendale AZ
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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You too, puppy killer
Blocking puppy killer and her dept of homeland fascism
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Adios, fuckheads
Happy evidence of blocking the White House and that orange shitgibbon
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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There’s a reason tortillas are on the list. Texas Tech fans’ next original idea will be their first.

#GoDevils
October 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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It’s #caturday and Lilah is searching high and low for the Epstein files
My tabby cat Lilah hanging on our screen door searching for the Epstein files
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Davis Schneider looking like a contestant on Undercover Boss.
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I am Groot?
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It’s a #caturday two-fer! Lilah watching Fox News to see if they’ve started playing Swan Lake.
It’s a #caturday two-fer! Lilah watching Fox News to see if they’ve started playing Swan Lake
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Lilah is looking for the president whose health is so perfect he hasn’t been seen since Tuesday.

#caturday
Gray and black tabby cat looking in a recyclable bag to see if she can find the orange shitgibbon
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Bryson definitely feeling the Trump inspiration #ettd
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Another exhausting week living in hell courtesy of the orange shitgibbon. #Caturday
Black and gray tabby sleeping on her back, wondering how her father’s MAGA in-laws and child can be so utterly stupid.
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Wasn’t the orange shitgibbon out at the course yesterday?

#ETTD
September 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Inside view of State Farm Stadium for today’s Charlie Kirk memorial.
Inside look at State Farm Stadium for today’s Charlie Kirk memorial, except it’s actually a picture of the 1938 German American Bund meeting at Madison Square Garden. While we are quick to point out political violence isn’t appropriate, the idea of local Jews storming Bund meetings and beating the hell out of the participants will never cease to bring a smile to my face because it absolutely was appropriate. And for that matter, how many lives would have been saved if Operation Valkyrie had succeeded? Anyway, just a reminder that the folks who will be eulogizing him from the stage are following the Third Reich playbook to a tee, but don’t call them Nazis because it might hurt their feelings.
September 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Sign that reads Let’s Go Blood Clot
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM