Joz Norris
@joznorris.bsky.social
I would like to formally apologise to all the Beatles fans who have had a go at me for saying this. I actually care about this far less than they seem to, and certainly far less than they seem to think I do. I regret making a silly comment about the lyrics of a 63-year-old song and I am sorry.
Listening to early Beatles albums.
"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" is a lyric that requires more explanation than they seem to think it does.
"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" is a lyric that requires more explanation than they seem to think it does.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I would like to formally apologise to all the Beatles fans who have had a go at me for saying this. I actually care about this far less than they seem to, and certainly far less than they seem to think I do. I regret making a silly comment about the lyrics of a 63-year-old song and I am sorry.
This week in the newsletter - revisiting an old script I often scroll past in the “Shelved Projects” section of my hard drive, but had forgotten the specifics of. Truly insane that I ever thought anyone would make this.
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open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
Tape 195: Untitled Sitcom About A Time-Travelling Private Detective
Tales From My Shelved Projects
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November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This week in the newsletter - revisiting an old script I often scroll past in the “Shelved Projects” section of my hard drive, but had forgotten the specifics of. Truly insane that I ever thought anyone would make this.
open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
Listening to early Beatles albums.
"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" is a lyric that requires more explanation than they seem to think it does.
"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" is a lyric that requires more explanation than they seem to think it does.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Listening to early Beatles albums.
"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" is a lyric that requires more explanation than they seem to think it does.
"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" is a lyric that requires more explanation than they seem to think it does.
They finally went and did it
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They finally went and did it
Here's those tour dates in full! The tour doesn't REALLY kick off until Jan, but the show hits the road for the first time tomorrow in Nottingham, then we're off to all these cool places! Am I coming to your town? Come say hey!
www.joznorris.co.uk/you-wait-tim...
www.joznorris.co.uk/you-wait-tim...
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Here's those tour dates in full! The tour doesn't REALLY kick off until Jan, but the show hits the road for the first time tomorrow in Nottingham, then we're off to all these cool places! Am I coming to your town? Come say hey!
www.joznorris.co.uk/you-wait-tim...
www.joznorris.co.uk/you-wait-tim...
Can't wait to bring You Wait. Time Passes. to Nottingham on Saturday as part of the Wormhole Weekend - gonna be fun!
www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/joz-norris--...
www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/joz-norris--...
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes.
www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Can't wait to bring You Wait. Time Passes. to Nottingham on Saturday as part of the Wormhole Weekend - gonna be fun!
www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/joz-norris--...
www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/joz-norris--...
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This show is the most I have laughed at a comedy show in my whole life. I saw it in Glasgow; I will go and see it again in Glasgow.
You should ALSO go and see it wherever it's nearest to you.
You should ALSO go and see it wherever it's nearest to you.
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
You Wait. Time Passes. UK TOUR 2026!
YouTube video by Joz Norris
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This show is the most I have laughed at a comedy show in my whole life. I saw it in Glasgow; I will go and see it again in Glasgow.
You should ALSO go and see it wherever it's nearest to you.
You should ALSO go and see it wherever it's nearest to you.
Do you love reading about UK comedy tours on UK comedy websites? Well boy do I have some treats in store for you! I'm very grateful to the doyens of the Great British Comedy Press for spreading the word. Here it is on @britishcomedy.bsky.social !
www.comedy.co.uk/live/shows/1...
www.comedy.co.uk/live/shows/1...
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes. - British Comedy Guide
A show about ambition, closure and moving on.
www.comedy.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Do you love reading about UK comedy tours on UK comedy websites? Well boy do I have some treats in store for you! I'm very grateful to the doyens of the Great British Comedy Press for spreading the word. Here it is on @britishcomedy.bsky.social !
www.comedy.co.uk/live/shows/1...
www.comedy.co.uk/live/shows/1...
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get to this if you can - a beautiful show
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
You Wait. Time Passes. UK TOUR 2026!
YouTube video by Joz Norris
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
get to this if you can - a beautiful show
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
You Wait. Time Passes. UK TOUR 2026!
YouTube video by Joz Norris
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury)
youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4
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People are speaking about ANDY BARR LONDON SHOW. They are making remarks like: '19th November at 7.40.' Words such as 'tickets available now' have been uttered.
Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...
Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
People are speaking about ANDY BARR LONDON SHOW. They are making remarks like: '19th November at 7.40.' Words such as 'tickets available now' have been uttered.
Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...
Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...
And so we're back
By popular demand
I just walked in to see you here
With an entire big brass band
(Please rhyme "demand" with "band" even if your accent would nor normally allow this)
You Wait. Time Passes. is coming back to Soho for 4 nights in April - sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...
By popular demand
I just walked in to see you here
With an entire big brass band
(Please rhyme "demand" with "band" even if your accent would nor normally allow this)
You Wait. Time Passes. is coming back to Soho for 4 nights in April - sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
And so we're back
By popular demand
I just walked in to see you here
With an entire big brass band
(Please rhyme "demand" with "band" even if your accent would nor normally allow this)
You Wait. Time Passes. is coming back to Soho for 4 nights in April - sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...
By popular demand
I just walked in to see you here
With an entire big brass band
(Please rhyme "demand" with "band" even if your accent would nor normally allow this)
You Wait. Time Passes. is coming back to Soho for 4 nights in April - sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...
JOZ NORRIS IS HUGH JACKMAN IS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival as part of the Liebenspiel Weekend in February!
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/joz-n...
Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival as part of the Liebenspiel Weekend in February!
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/joz-n...
Joz Norris Is Hugh Jackman Is The Phantom Of The Opera | Leicester Comedy Festival
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October 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
JOZ NORRIS IS HUGH JACKMAN IS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival as part of the Liebenspiel Weekend in February!
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/joz-n...
Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival as part of the Liebenspiel Weekend in February!
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/joz-n...
Yes, or New Year's Eve as it's otherwise known (wink wink)
This will be Quite The Night! Cannot stress enough that it is happening on Dec 30th
Barry & Tony's New Year's Eve Hootenanny (which is happening on the 30th of December) will feature special guests:
Sam Campbell!
Huge Davies!
Rosa Garland!
Kathy Maniura!
Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs.
Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...
Sam Campbell!
Huge Davies!
Rosa Garland!
Kathy Maniura!
Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs.
Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Yes, or New Year's Eve as it's otherwise known (wink wink)
Barry & Tony's New Year's Eve Hootenanny (which is happening on the 30th of December) will feature special guests:
Sam Campbell!
Huge Davies!
Rosa Garland!
Kathy Maniura!
Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs.
Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...
Sam Campbell!
Huge Davies!
Rosa Garland!
Kathy Maniura!
Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs.
Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Barry & Tony's New Year's Eve Hootenanny (which is happening on the 30th of December) will feature special guests:
Sam Campbell!
Huge Davies!
Rosa Garland!
Kathy Maniura!
Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs.
Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...
Sam Campbell!
Huge Davies!
Rosa Garland!
Kathy Maniura!
Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs.
Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...
Announcing the live guest cast for our next Eggbox show on November the 4th at the @pleasance.co.uk !
Brand new writing read by these legends, alongside a programme of incredible short films.
It's filling up rapidly, but tickets are available here - www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox
Brand new writing read by these legends, alongside a programme of incredible short films.
It's filling up rapidly, but tickets are available here - www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Announcing the live guest cast for our next Eggbox show on November the 4th at the @pleasance.co.uk !
Brand new writing read by these legends, alongside a programme of incredible short films.
It's filling up rapidly, but tickets are available here - www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox
Brand new writing read by these legends, alongside a programme of incredible short films.
It's filling up rapidly, but tickets are available here - www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox
Stephen Fry setting the bar for charmlessness by raising the idea of being knights just so he could go "Oh wait, I already am one", only for Jonathan Ross to trip right over it by basically spitting the words "I don't like you any more" to someone on a TV gameshow for charity. I love this show.
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Stephen Fry setting the bar for charmlessness by raising the idea of being knights just so he could go "Oh wait, I already am one", only for Jonathan Ross to trip right over it by basically spitting the words "I don't like you any more" to someone on a TV gameshow for charity. I love this show.
Press night tonight is nearly sold out! But there are tickets left for the rest of the week, so do get booking if you're planning on coming!
www.goldengoosetheatre.co.uk/whatson/the-...
www.goldengoosetheatre.co.uk/whatson/the-...
The Wolf of Poyais: Featuring Joz Norris | Golden Goose Theatre
Confidence, Charisma, Complete Nonsense
Are you tired of struggling along with everyone else? Have you always secretly known you were meant to be rich? Are you ready to succeed?
For one week only, we ...
www.goldengoosetheatre.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Press night tonight is nearly sold out! But there are tickets left for the rest of the week, so do get booking if you're planning on coming!
www.goldengoosetheatre.co.uk/whatson/the-...
www.goldengoosetheatre.co.uk/whatson/the-...
This week - I attempt to learn a 90-minute monologue in 2 weeks, and also to train myself to do as I’m told by making my long-overdue return to the world of theatre. Yes, I AM still flogging the character of “Snake-oil salesman with one eyebrow raised."
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open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
Tape 193: I'm In A Play!
Time To Do As I'm Told
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October 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This week - I attempt to learn a 90-minute monologue in 2 weeks, and also to train myself to do as I’m told by making my long-overdue return to the world of theatre. Yes, I AM still flogging the character of “Snake-oil salesman with one eyebrow raised."
open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...
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#Podcasts #Comedy
My Time Capsule
Ep. 535 - Joz Norris - Award winning comedy writer and performer
Michael @fentonstevens.bsky.social chats to @joznorris.bsky.social.
shows.acast.com/mytimecapsul...
My Time Capsule
Ep. 535 - Joz Norris - Award winning comedy writer and performer
Michael @fentonstevens.bsky.social chats to @joznorris.bsky.social.
shows.acast.com/mytimecapsul...
Ep. 535 - Joz Norris - Award winning comedy writer and performer | My Time Capsule
Award winning comedy writer and performer
shows.acast.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
#Podcasts #Comedy
My Time Capsule
Ep. 535 - Joz Norris - Award winning comedy writer and performer
Michael @fentonstevens.bsky.social chats to @joznorris.bsky.social.
shows.acast.com/mytimecapsul...
My Time Capsule
Ep. 535 - Joz Norris - Award winning comedy writer and performer
Michael @fentonstevens.bsky.social chats to @joznorris.bsky.social.
shows.acast.com/mytimecapsul...
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London 3rd Dec - @samnicoresti.bsky.social @lornarosetreen.bsky.social @joznorris.bsky.social Ella the Great, Paulina Lenoir and Jonno!
October 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
London 3rd Dec - @samnicoresti.bsky.social @lornarosetreen.bsky.social @joznorris.bsky.social Ella the Great, Paulina Lenoir and Jonno!
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And here are the lineups! Brighton - @joznorris.bsky.social @zafarcakes.bsky.social @bechillcomedian.bsky.social @bexturnercomedy.bsky.social And Lachlan Werner!
October 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
And here are the lineups! Brighton - @joznorris.bsky.social @zafarcakes.bsky.social @bechillcomedian.bsky.social @bexturnercomedy.bsky.social And Lachlan Werner!
Sequels pequals! Justice for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!
🚨Series 9 -Episode 2🚨
Joining Dave & Rich to tell us his best, worst & dream sequel is the wonderful @joznorris.bsky.social
Joz is an award-winning comedian, writer, & actor — you’ll know him from his brilliant live shows & his unique brand of surreal, heartfelt comedy.
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Joining Dave & Rich to tell us his best, worst & dream sequel is the wonderful @joznorris.bsky.social
Joz is an award-winning comedian, writer, & actor — you’ll know him from his brilliant live shows & his unique brand of surreal, heartfelt comedy.
pod.fo/e/33c10a
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Sequels pequals! Justice for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!
Barry & Tony are back for a star studded New Year's Eve * hoedown like no other**
*actually happening the day BEFORE NYE but don't tell Barry, I'm planning the Mother Of All Pranks
**actually it's a bit like the Jools Holland one to be fair
link.dice.fm/rd0621d811f6
*actually happening the day BEFORE NYE but don't tell Barry, I'm planning the Mother Of All Pranks
**actually it's a bit like the Jools Holland one to be fair
link.dice.fm/rd0621d811f6
Norris & Roberts: Barry & Tony's NYE Hootenanny Tickets | £10 | 30 Dec @ The Bill Murray, London | DICE
After over 254 likes across five sketches, and basically 60 tickets sold at their first ever live show, Joz Norris and John-Luke Roberts have only three real...
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October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Barry & Tony are back for a star studded New Year's Eve * hoedown like no other**
*actually happening the day BEFORE NYE but don't tell Barry, I'm planning the Mother Of All Pranks
**actually it's a bit like the Jools Holland one to be fair
link.dice.fm/rd0621d811f6
*actually happening the day BEFORE NYE but don't tell Barry, I'm planning the Mother Of All Pranks
**actually it's a bit like the Jools Holland one to be fair
link.dice.fm/rd0621d811f6