Jossalyn
@jossalynb.bsky.social
Crochet - NYR hockey - plant mom - dog mom - true crime enthusiast - book lover - sometimes I think I’m funny ✨
Also here to stop the world from burning if possible
Also here to stop the world from burning if possible
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Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
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February 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
When did hot pocket sleeves become a thing of the past
January 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When did hot pocket sleeves become a thing of the past
Have a constant urge to dress like the Olsen twins everyday ✨
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Have a constant urge to dress like the Olsen twins everyday ✨
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So… what are we calling people who join Bluesky?
Skywalkers is the obvious choice here, right?
Skywalkers is the obvious choice here, right?
November 17, 2024 at 1:06 PM
So… what are we calling people who join Bluesky?
Skywalkers is the obvious choice here, right?
Skywalkers is the obvious choice here, right?
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Harrison Butker, the KC football team kicker & complete fucking sexist jackass, who told women at their college commencement ceremony to basically throw away their degrees & stay home to have babies, has busted his knee
Womp Womp, Motherfucker
Womp Womp, Motherfucker
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Harrison Butker, the KC football team kicker & complete fucking sexist jackass, who told women at their college commencement ceremony to basically throw away their degrees & stay home to have babies, has busted his knee
Womp Womp, Motherfucker
Womp Womp, Motherfucker
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as requested heres laffy taffy on bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
as requested heres laffy taffy on bluesky
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I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
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Gowdy: You don't root out corruption at the DOJ by picking a corrupt person to lead it. Either the report comes out and is he not going to be the attorney general or the report doesn't come out and he is not going to be the attorney general
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Gowdy: You don't root out corruption at the DOJ by picking a corrupt person to lead it. Either the report comes out and is he not going to be the attorney general or the report doesn't come out and he is not going to be the attorney general
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
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I could really use a vacation on a beach somewhere… Just a little break. 2-4 years. That’s all.
November 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I could really use a vacation on a beach somewhere… Just a little break. 2-4 years. That’s all.
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
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Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.
November 13, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.
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Someone on the House ethics committee should leak the Gaetz sex trafficking report immediately.
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Someone on the House ethics committee should leak the Gaetz sex trafficking report immediately.
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friend 1: I'm engaged
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: my dog is the Mayor of New York City
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: my dog is the Mayor of New York City
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 PM
friend 1: I'm engaged
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: my dog is the Mayor of New York City
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: my dog is the Mayor of New York City
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Just saying 😏☕️
November 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Just saying 😏☕️