Joshua Tong (董俊满)
@joshuatong.com
Frequently found writing, behind a camera, or mixing alcohol and video games. he/him
It’s been a day and I’m still buzzing about how wonderful Wake Up Dead Man is. Somehow able to be a delightful murder mystery alongside a beautiful story of faith and grace.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s been a day and I’m still buzzing about how wonderful Wake Up Dead Man is. Somehow able to be a delightful murder mystery alongside a beautiful story of faith and grace.
@profanity.accountant less than 70 posts, let’s see it
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@profanity.accountant less than 70 posts, let’s see it
American Airlines has somehow managed to engineer an economy class seat that’s as uncomfortable to try and sleep in no matter your posture. The elegance of making sure some part of your back always lacks support is truly impressive.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
American Airlines has somehow managed to engineer an economy class seat that’s as uncomfortable to try and sleep in no matter your posture. The elegance of making sure some part of your back always lacks support is truly impressive.
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You can tell who the good people are in the Lord of the Rings because they let you in and give you beer and figure out something to eat for everyone and let you have a place to stay for the night while you get your bearings.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You can tell who the good people are in the Lord of the Rings because they let you in and give you beer and figure out something to eat for everyone and let you have a place to stay for the night while you get your bearings.
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'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
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Mirroring police tactics for humor. Sound on!
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mirroring police tactics for humor. Sound on!
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October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A bacta tank like in Empire Strikes Back except instead of bacta it’s Tiger Balm.
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A bacta tank like in Empire Strikes Back except instead of bacta it’s Tiger Balm.
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Ouroboros should be a palindrome.
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ouroboros should be a palindrome.
Go home Google, you’re drunk.
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Go home Google, you’re drunk.
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate.
September 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate.
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Can you imagine what we could do in this country if we actually started caring about each other?
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can you imagine what we could do in this country if we actually started caring about each other?
One of my goals in life is to be a “I know a guy” Guy.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
One of my goals in life is to be a “I know a guy” Guy.
Almost don’t wanna go to bed cuz I don’t wanna miss it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Almost don’t wanna go to bed cuz I don’t wanna miss it.
Today’s The Daily really decided to go all in on the Sinophobia, huh?
August 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Today’s The Daily really decided to go all in on the Sinophobia, huh?
Goddammit
As US tariff changes are about to begin, LEGO Pick a Brick remove thousands of elements from sale
www.newelementary.com/2025/08/pick...
#lego #tariffs #pab #PickABrick
www.newelementary.com/2025/08/pick...
#lego #tariffs #pab #PickABrick
Pick a Brick: Standard bricks service halted in North America
Changes to American tariffs imposed by the Trump administration appear to have forced The LEGO Group to stop shipping loose bricks to North America
www.newelementary.com
August 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Goddammit
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What democrats need most right now is to find their own version of a Gavin Newsom.
August 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What democrats need most right now is to find their own version of a Gavin Newsom.
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Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
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Remember when "there's a new version of Photoshop" was something you'd excitedly say once a year instead of seeing it every time you start it up?
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Remember when "there's a new version of Photoshop" was something you'd excitedly say once a year instead of seeing it every time you start it up?
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Lucasfilm please tell me this still exists and please tell me I can visit it
August 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Lucasfilm please tell me this still exists and please tell me I can visit it