I was trying to move on why did she call me. I WAS TRYING TO MOVE ON WHY DID SHE CALL ME!
August 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was trying to move on why did she call me. I WAS TRYING TO MOVE ON WHY DID SHE CALL ME!
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I hate existing right now
May 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I hate existing right now
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I'm now at the point after a breakup where everything is meaningless and I have no motivation for anything.
April 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm now at the point after a breakup where everything is meaningless and I have no motivation for anything.
I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot
April 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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March 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Hundreds of Jewish people and their and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting, “We want justice. You say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and, “Fight Nazis, not students!”
The ICE arrest of Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil has spawned this immediate and ongoing civil disobedience.
The ICE arrest of Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil has spawned this immediate and ongoing civil disobedience.
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hundreds of Jewish people and their and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting, “We want justice. You say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and, “Fight Nazis, not students!”
The ICE arrest of Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil has spawned this immediate and ongoing civil disobedience.
The ICE arrest of Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil has spawned this immediate and ongoing civil disobedience.
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gemma monster hunter wilds 😼
February 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
gemma monster hunter wilds 😼
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They’re cutting Medicaid
REPORTER: Can you say unequivocally that down the line, there won't be cuts to Medicaid programs?
MIKE JOHNSON: Medicaid is hugely problematic because it has a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse.
MIKE JOHNSON: Medicaid is hugely problematic because it has a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse.
February 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They’re cutting Medicaid
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is how it’s done.
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I don’t judge Mitch McConnell for his choice of political party.
I judge him for his greed, racism, and hunger for power.
I judge him for causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.
So will others. So will history.
I judge him for his greed, racism, and hunger for power.
I judge him for causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.
So will others. So will history.
February 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don’t judge Mitch McConnell for his choice of political party.
I judge him for his greed, racism, and hunger for power.
I judge him for causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.
So will others. So will history.
I judge him for his greed, racism, and hunger for power.
I judge him for causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.
So will others. So will history.
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I'n glad Mitch McConnell lived long enough to taste the rotten fruits of his harvest. He was responsible for creating the extremist MAGA movement that has fully turned on him. One of the great villains of the past 30 years.
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'n glad Mitch McConnell lived long enough to taste the rotten fruits of his harvest. He was responsible for creating the extremist MAGA movement that has fully turned on him. One of the great villains of the past 30 years.
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Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
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Interestingly, in Loper Bright vs Raimondo, the conservative majority on SCOTUS ruled just last year that the judiciary can in fact overrule regulatory decisions made by the executive branch especially when those decisions are not specified by Congress.
February 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Interestingly, in Loper Bright vs Raimondo, the conservative majority on SCOTUS ruled just last year that the judiciary can in fact overrule regulatory decisions made by the executive branch especially when those decisions are not specified by Congress.
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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I hope historians don’t mistakenly assume we liked names like DOGE because we liked memes. I truly hope they capture the nuance that the meme in question was beyond stale and we all thought it was super cringe he named it that
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I hope historians don’t mistakenly assume we liked names like DOGE because we liked memes. I truly hope they capture the nuance that the meme in question was beyond stale and we all thought it was super cringe he named it that
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Meanwhile, in LA today
February 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Meanwhile, in LA today
I'm so tired, I can't keep up with all the terrible news.
February 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm so tired, I can't keep up with all the terrible news.
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Please subscribe to The Onion so something we write tomorrow will continue to be better than anything in the actual newspaper 11 years from now:
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February 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Please subscribe to The Onion so something we write tomorrow will continue to be better than anything in the actual newspaper 11 years from now:
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I was just outside the Treasury Department where Elon Musk has launched a full scale authoritarian takeover. My message to Musk is simple: get your hands off our money and get the hell out.
February 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was just outside the Treasury Department where Elon Musk has launched a full scale authoritarian takeover. My message to Musk is simple: get your hands off our money and get the hell out.