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i’ll give you $1,000,000 to get off my nuts
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i’ll give you $1,000,000 to get off my nuts
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shoutout to gays with attachment issues (can’t figure out how to send videos over email)
July 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
shoutout to gays with attachment issues (can’t figure out how to send videos over email)
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bro is moving with such alacrity... I am astonished by bro
August 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
bro is moving with such alacrity... I am astonished by bro
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this looks like a cum glass
August 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this looks like a cum glass
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Andor
We need a Glup Shitto of the left
August 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Andor
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why didn't anyone tell me I <3 YOU is a new banger from MARINA 😡
July 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
why didn't anyone tell me I <3 YOU is a new banger from MARINA 😡
okay idea; Bush Party - everyone brings just a horrid white people casserole or awful white people cannibalization of another culture's food, everyone dresses as their best George W Bush and we share our favorite Bush-isms
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
okay idea; Bush Party - everyone brings just a horrid white people casserole or awful white people cannibalization of another culture's food, everyone dresses as their best George W Bush and we share our favorite Bush-isms
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Good night oomfies, I'll be dreaming of all of you tonight I am sure 🥰🥰
July 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Good night oomfies, I'll be dreaming of all of you tonight I am sure 🥰🥰
So sad that straight couples don't enjoy mutually ogling hot people. Windowshopping hot men is one of the favorite public activities hubby and I partake in
July 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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this is me when I scroll Bluesky
July 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this is me when I scroll Bluesky
oomf got a deal on american eagle so you bet your ass I did too
July 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
oomf got a deal on american eagle so you bet your ass I did too
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The collab is inevitable
July 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The collab is inevitable
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I thought Trump said the list didn’t exist
July 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I thought Trump said the list didn’t exist
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twink death (25th birthday) is 6 days away i can already feel myself withering away
July 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
twink death (25th birthday) is 6 days away i can already feel myself withering away
I out loud cackled at this
July 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I out loud cackled at this
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Anti-billionaire activists made an Amazon device give an expletive-ridden answer to the question “Alexa, why am I paying more tax than Amazon?" - in the firm's London HQ
The Amazon Dot Echo replies: “Because you’re not Jeff Bezos, bitch. Amazon pays 3.5% tax. You pay over 20%. F*cking joke, right?"
The Amazon Dot Echo replies: “Because you’re not Jeff Bezos, bitch. Amazon pays 3.5% tax. You pay over 20%. F*cking joke, right?"
July 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anti-billionaire activists made an Amazon device give an expletive-ridden answer to the question “Alexa, why am I paying more tax than Amazon?" - in the firm's London HQ
The Amazon Dot Echo replies: “Because you’re not Jeff Bezos, bitch. Amazon pays 3.5% tax. You pay over 20%. F*cking joke, right?"
The Amazon Dot Echo replies: “Because you’re not Jeff Bezos, bitch. Amazon pays 3.5% tax. You pay over 20%. F*cking joke, right?"