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Joshua Bloch
@joshbloch.bsky.social
Effective Java author, API Designer, CMU Prof, Swell guy.
He pardons only the best people.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Propose insignia for the Democratic leadership (AI generated, as I don't know how to draw). Chuck Schumer / Chuck (Charlie) Brown. More than a coincidence? You decide.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
In this photo, Cindy shows you how to carry your groceries home from the store.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Looks like Cornell "did a Columbia." I predict that it will gain them nothing and harm them as an institution. How can these people be so dumb?
BREAKING: Cornell caved.

Here is the settlement agreement, signed today by the university's president, Michael Kotlikoff: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is not what democracy looks like:
ICE isn’t going after the worst of the worst. This morning, they took a preschool teacher without a warrant IN FRONT OF CHILDREN in my district.

#ice #chicago
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
For the last 17 years, Chrome was my browser. Sadly, today is my last day as a Chrome user. Google made good on its threat to end support for Manifest V2 extensions, making it impossible to run uBlock Origin in Chrome. Today's web is unusable to me without the functionality provided by uBlock Origin
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm a little late with this, but R.I.P. Tom Matano, father of the Miata (MX-5). My Miata is nearly identical to the one he's standing next to in this picture. I've owned a red NA since 1990 (when they first came out). Tom gave joy to so many people. www.caranddriver.com/news/a680045...
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Make America Dumb Again movement is doing quite well these days.
youtu.be/yLvO070E_dI
Top researchers consider leaving U.S. amid funding cuts: 'The science world is ending'
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
As someone whose cars average 25 years old, this article makes me ill. Sample sentence: Rivian’s chief software officer's goal is to keep Rivians updatable for seven to 10 years. Among other things, that's ecologically unsound.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
My Car Is Becoming a Brick
EVs are poised to age like smartphones.
www.theatlantic.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is not what democracy looks like.
37 days after she won her race, Republicans are STILL refusing to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is not what democracy looks like.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 15d
U.S. immigration authorities detained British commentator Sami Hamdi, revoked his visa and said he would be deported rather than allowed to complete his speaking tour in the United States, a Homeland Security official said. https://cnn.it/3J1riWw
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is not what democracy looks like.
Flynn’s “Trump 2028” post is an authoritarian signal, not a campaign slogan. When power becomes about finishing the job, not following the Constitution, it’s not democracy anymore. #authoritarianism #DemocraticDecline #SteadyStateAssessment
October 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Because of course it has. It was a DEMOCRAT GARDEN and it HAD TO GO! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

(📸 Getty Images)
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Looks like someone neglected to pull a permit. Also they appear to be neglecting legally mandated asbestos remediation.
www.rawstory.com/white-house-...
Trump’s crew may be spreading asbestos with unpermitted White House teardown: expert
An interior designer sounded the alarm this week about a key safety issue facing the demolition of the East Wing of the White House: asbestos. Taking to Threads for the past two days, Sarah Boardman n...
www.rawstory.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Reposted by Joshua Bloch
Not a fan of the new $20 bill…
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is not what democracy looks like. The technical term for it is "looting the treasury."
The New York Times describes Trump demanding his own Justice Department pay him $230 million as a "potential" ethical conflict.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Thanks @developers.google.com, @microsoft.com, Amazon, Apple, etc. Are you also going to pay to fix it when the tyrant is out?
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Is this a "high crime or misdemeanor"? Asking for a friend.
October 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That's "millions," you idiots. The Time's coverage of yesterday's protests is shameful. I've subscribed since 1978, but I'm close to cancelling. I'll keep my subscription to their puzzles, but it's a tragedy. Our nation's greatest newspaper is reduced to a niche supplier of amusements.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey @columbiauniversity.bsky.social, this is how it's done. You were given a golden opportunity to lead this movement in March, and you blew it. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
Penn and U.S.C. Become Latest Universities to Reject White House Deal
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is not what democracy looks like.
BREAKING via WSJ

The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.

Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
These are our last garden tomatoes of the year (some of which ripened on the counter).
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Most definitely not what democracy looks like. Are we going to stop this before it's too late, or is the republic going to collapse in short order?
Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine

Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM