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Joseph Dicarlo
@joseph.dica.rlo.io
organism that converts caffeine into software, Kotlin proselytizer, cares about Kubernetes for some reason

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I suppose I should also introduce myself and not just my cats.

Hi! I'm Joseph, here's a summary of me:

💼 Software Engineer
🧠 ADHD
🎮 Satisfactory, Stardew Valley, RCT, Simulators, FPSs
🎧 Metal, Dubstep
🧩 3D Printing, Building PCs, Vinyl Collecting

🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🦔 (yes, really)

#promosky
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This is the one thing I called Warp out on and it's nice to see them make this change.
November 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I should probably investigate what's going on here, but at least it's still over 90% uptime I suppose
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 AM
We got the hedgehog a new cage and heat lamp, so I took the opportunity to add some sensors and switches to keep tabs on his temp with Home Assistant, including notifications in case the temp gets too hot/low.

Dramatic, perhaps, but it gets the point across
November 17, 2024 at 6:11 PM
ADHD problems: thinking of something clever to post then forgetting to post it until you can't remember what it was
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Feeling validated yet so attacked reading this
When you ADHD too close to the sun, and decide that the few minutes in between meetings is the time to build that bookshelf you bought but hadn't put together yet, which leads to removing all the furniture in your office and completely reorganizing it and the furniture placement.
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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okay this actually made me giggle.
November 15, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Gonna build a Bluesky Kubernetes operator so I can write all my posts as CRs
November 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
// TODO: write a better TODO for this
inventing a new code quality metric of TODOs per line (more is better)
November 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Me making the appointment:
Receptionist: "does 8am work for you?"
Me: "yeah that's fine!"

Me at 3am the night before:
"fuck it I can always get dentures"
I really made an 8am dentist appointment like an idiot.
November 15, 2024 at 6:32 AM
God yes, give me ALL the k8s features in IDEA, PLEASE
November 15, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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A really usefull handbook on how to spot Dis-info, Mis-info and Propaganda from the Psychological Defence Agency
www.bliintelurad.se
November 14, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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We all let Jimmy Carter down.
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I suppose I should also introduce myself and not just my cats.

Hi! I'm Joseph, here's a summary of me:

💼 Software Engineer
🧠 ADHD
🎮 Satisfactory, Stardew Valley, RCT, Simulators, FPSs
🎧 Metal, Dubstep
🧩 3D Printing, Building PCs, Vinyl Collecting

🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🦔 (yes, really)

#promosky
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
This is Mishka. Not sure what kind of cat he is exactly, but he's gorgeous and very sweet so who cares.

#cats #CatsOfBluesky
November 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩‍🌾🌾🐔
November 14, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 8:18 PM
This is Meatloaf. She tried to steal the meatloaf straight off my SO's plate as a kitten, hence the name.
November 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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My one complaint about computer keyboards is the heavy focus on letters. They have buttons for all twenty-six letters but only for numbers 0 to 9. That's not enough numbers. Keyboards should have buttons for larger numbers too, like twenty-eight, one thousand and seven, and eight hundred and twelve.
November 13, 2024 at 7:08 PM