Josée the First
@joseethefirst.bsky.social
Josée ☆37☆She/They☆ENG/FR ☆ Storytelling Enthusiast ☆Serial Liker ☆ Mother of Bears ☆Not For Children or Minors ☆🔞☆ madansemacabre on ao3☆icon drawn by me by hand! ☆NO AI ☆
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I forgot to update this!! Plans changed bc my polar bear hotel room is in Asahikawa and not Sapporo and it’ll be a cold day in hell before I cancel it! CURRENT Japan 2025 gameplan trip!
DELIVERY!!! (My sister returned the beer can)
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
DELIVERY!!! (My sister returned the beer can)
Omg this is so Yuru Camp vibes
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Omg this is so Yuru Camp vibes
I told my mom I was gonna watch Frankenstein when they’re out of town next week and she was like
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I told my mom I was gonna watch Frankenstein when they’re out of town next week and she was like
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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think im brave enough to post this one now lol
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
think im brave enough to post this one now lol
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🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So the appointment was yesterday 😭😭😭 I called them as soon as I realized my mistake. They were able to take me over lunch
I already can’t recognize myself
I already can’t recognize myself
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So the appointment was yesterday 😭😭😭 I called them as soon as I realized my mistake. They were able to take me over lunch
I already can’t recognize myself
I already can’t recognize myself
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今とうもろこし🌽🌽両手に持ちながら、pkmんとGダムの沼を反復横跳びしながら時々鎧に躓いて顔面から転んでる。❌くんから。
July 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
今とうもろこし🌽🌽両手に持ちながら、pkmんとGダムの沼を反復横跳びしながら時々鎧に躓いて顔面から転んでる。❌くんから。
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November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I’m lowkey terrified for my mole removal procedure tonight - like it’s ON MY FUCKING FACE
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m lowkey terrified for my mole removal procedure tonight - like it’s ON MY FUCKING FACE
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
Late night delivery
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Late night delivery
I finally caught up to JUMP so now I can finally go through the volumes I bought during my trip without being spoiled!!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I finally caught up to JUMP so now I can finally go through the volumes I bought during my trip without being spoiled!!!
CLEVER GIRL-!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CLEVER GIRL-!!
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Okay I came back with a few bath bombs from Japan and Sunday is Spa Day - so which should I use?
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Okay I came back with a few bath bombs from Japan and Sunday is Spa Day - so which should I use?
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We have ONE finished set of Zack's Remake Pauldrons and ONE finished Cloud Pauldron up for sale! All you need to do is rig! dangerousladies.ca/collections/...
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We have ONE finished set of Zack's Remake Pauldrons and ONE finished Cloud Pauldron up for sale! All you need to do is rig! dangerousladies.ca/collections/...