Josée the First
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Josée ☆37☆She/They☆ENG/FR ☆ Storytelling Enthusiast ☆Serial Liker ☆ Mother of Bears ☆Not For Children or Minors ☆🔞☆ madansemacabre on ao3☆icon drawn by me by hand! ☆NO AI ☆
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DELIVERY!!! (My sister returned the beer can)
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
DELIVERY!!! (My sister returned the beer can)
Omg this is so Yuru Camp vibes
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Omg this is so Yuru Camp vibes
I told my mom I was gonna watch Frankenstein when they’re out of town next week and she was like
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I told my mom I was gonna watch Frankenstein when they’re out of town next week and she was like
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
“I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE GAY DANCERS MOVIE TOGETHER???”
Yes, bc the movie is absolutely called Frankenstein about the two male dancers who fall in love
So the appointment was yesterday 😭😭😭 I called them as soon as I realized my mistake. They were able to take me over lunch
I already can’t recognize myself
I already can’t recognize myself
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So the appointment was yesterday 😭😭😭 I called them as soon as I realized my mistake. They were able to take me over lunch
I already can’t recognize myself
I already can’t recognize myself
I want to point out that I’ve had this mole for like EVER?? This is a pic of me in Kindergarten and you can see it on my face!! (Not clearly bc this was taken in like 1992)
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I want to point out that I’ve had this mole for like EVER?? This is a pic of me in Kindergarten and you can see it on my face!! (Not clearly bc this was taken in like 1992)
I’m lowkey terrified for my mole removal procedure tonight - like it’s ON MY FUCKING FACE
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m lowkey terrified for my mole removal procedure tonight - like it’s ON MY FUCKING FACE
Late night delivery
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Late night delivery
I finally caught up to JUMP so now I can finally go through the volumes I bought during my trip without being spoiled!!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I finally caught up to JUMP so now I can finally go through the volumes I bought during my trip without being spoiled!!!
Oh I LOVE her!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh I LOVE her!!
CLEVER GIRL-!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CLEVER GIRL-!!
Okay I came back with a few bath bombs from Japan and Sunday is Spa Day - so which should I use?
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Okay I came back with a few bath bombs from Japan and Sunday is Spa Day - so which should I use?
My dad his brother that my cousin’ girlfriend could stay with us for two weeks
I love how this was just fucking sprung on me?? None of us actually know her?? Like are you a fucking idiot??!
Do you know how much trash there is in my hometown????
I love how this was just fucking sprung on me?? None of us actually know her?? Like are you a fucking idiot??!
Do you know how much trash there is in my hometown????
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My dad his brother that my cousin’ girlfriend could stay with us for two weeks
I love how this was just fucking sprung on me?? None of us actually know her?? Like are you a fucking idiot??!
Do you know how much trash there is in my hometown????
I love how this was just fucking sprung on me?? None of us actually know her?? Like are you a fucking idiot??!
Do you know how much trash there is in my hometown????
Found my art book since Sakizo is coming to a local con!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Found my art book since Sakizo is coming to a local con!!!!
My mom said that she wanted to watch her ‘little pig show’ tonight -
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My mom said that she wanted to watch her ‘little pig show’ tonight -
Awww I liked this series ☹️
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Awww I liked this series ☹️
I came so close to cracking!!! I resisted because it’s Bastet and not Anubis but holy SHIT
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I came so close to cracking!!! I resisted because it’s Bastet and not Anubis but holy SHIT
Idk why but my body is RADIATING pain today and I’m just ignoring it REALLY HARD >8T
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Idk why but my body is RADIATING pain today and I’m just ignoring it REALLY HARD >8T
So I’ve been reading the English physical releases of Gachiakuta from the library and ummm last week’s ep went past where I was so the screech of shock I let out when the glok was pulled out was SO LOUD 😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So I’ve been reading the English physical releases of Gachiakuta from the library and ummm last week’s ep went past where I was so the screech of shock I let out when the glok was pulled out was SO LOUD 😂😂😂
Also, if you ever wanna chat, I wouldn’t mind coming over! We could work on our projects, and you could bare your soul anytime!
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Also, if you ever wanna chat, I wouldn’t mind coming over! We could work on our projects, and you could bare your soul anytime!
Office closed today so watching Hisuian Snow this morning!
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Office closed today so watching Hisuian Snow this morning!
I just got my flu shot so I was wondering around Shoppers and decided that Eutass Kid deserved better company
(don’t worry, I made sure it was all the same price/sku)
(don’t worry, I made sure it was all the same price/sku)
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just got my flu shot so I was wondering around Shoppers and decided that Eutass Kid deserved better company
(don’t worry, I made sure it was all the same price/sku)
(don’t worry, I made sure it was all the same price/sku)
Canadian street art
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Canadian street art