jortsparty
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Painted some women recently and oh boy there is a lot going on there. Never realized
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Painted some women recently and oh boy there is a lot going on there. Never realized
‘Cultured’ like yogurt not ‘cultured’ like you’ve been to Europe
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
‘Cultured’ like yogurt not ‘cultured’ like you’ve been to Europe
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bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
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the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
meisner technique should be fucking illegal
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
meisner technique should be fucking illegal
you’re hot…you should have a baby with my girlfriend…
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you’re hot…you should have a baby with my girlfriend…
Y’all I just read the last Twilight book and I can’t BELIEVE Edward is severed and Bella gave his innie a handjob 😮
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Y’all I just read the last Twilight book and I can’t BELIEVE Edward is severed and Bella gave his innie a handjob 😮
deleting ur insta stories is NOT embarrassing….it’s micro-theatre
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
deleting ur insta stories is NOT embarrassing….it’s micro-theatre
also there’s literally no reason for anyone to do Twelfth Night ever again. we’ve seen it enough and it’s never been that good.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
also there’s literally no reason for anyone to do Twelfth Night ever again. we’ve seen it enough and it’s never been that good.
new mantra drop: i need to start bullying other white MPLS artists in their insta comments when they get all tender and woo-woo I need to start bullying other white MPLS artists in their insta comments when they get all tender and woo-woo I need to…
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
new mantra drop: i need to start bullying other white MPLS artists in their insta comments when they get all tender and woo-woo I need to start bullying other white MPLS artists in their insta comments when they get all tender and woo-woo I need to…
I hate sleeping. can’t win while you’re asleep.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hate sleeping. can’t win while you’re asleep.
Every adult living within our borders should be allowed to vote except for dramaturgs
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Every adult living within our borders should be allowed to vote except for dramaturgs
strange to be america’s greatest living playwright and still be forced to participate in the ‘industry’
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
strange to be america’s greatest living playwright and still be forced to participate in the ‘industry’
I like it when I get my oil changed and they show me the stick like I’m supposed to know what that means
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I like it when I get my oil changed and they show me the stick like I’m supposed to know what that means
living alone is mostly eyeing the dregs in my coffee pot and muttering “you deserve it”
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
living alone is mostly eyeing the dregs in my coffee pot and muttering “you deserve it”
sort of tired again
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
sort of tired again
“Smash or Pass” is out…we’re doing “Eat or Yeet” now
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Smash or Pass” is out…we’re doing “Eat or Yeet” now
All this Dropout content is sorta funny but I can’t shake the feeling there’s something so evil brimming just below the surface
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
All this Dropout content is sorta funny but I can’t shake the feeling there’s something so evil brimming just below the surface
Super skeptical when people have separate social media accounts for personal and professional…what do u think ur hiding?…everyone already knows everyone else is disgusting…
October 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Super skeptical when people have separate social media accounts for personal and professional…what do u think ur hiding?…everyone already knows everyone else is disgusting…
my phoot phell asleep
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my phoot phell asleep
Jocks engage in deviant sexual practices but theatre nerds engage in deviant sexual rehearsals
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jocks engage in deviant sexual practices but theatre nerds engage in deviant sexual rehearsals
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Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot
Every Star Trek series has one to two real freaks named something along the lines of “Stinko”
September 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Every Star Trek series has one to two real freaks named something along the lines of “Stinko”
In hell the only books are Dean Spade
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In hell the only books are Dean Spade