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It is an objective truth that I, a powerfully closeted trans man named Ayn Rand, find gay people “disgusting”
Ayn Rand, author and developer of Objectivism, held controversial views regarding homosexuality and gender roles. Although Rand personally viewed homosexuality negatively, considering it immoral and disgusting, she endorsed non-discrimination protection for homosexuals in the public (or government) sphere while opposing laws against discrimination in the private sector on the basis of individual rights.
June 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
jortsparty.bsky.social
five years in my FREAKZOID dog finally let me clip her #dewclaws which means she finally trusts me as much as she trusts STRANGERS WHO GROOM DOGS FOR A LIVING 👎🏻
A beloved german shepherd mutt curled up like a shrimp on a pink blanket. Her ears are pointed almost directly horizontal. Sleepy.
April 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I present…my one-and-only contribution to the meme space

#acab #smee #meme #smeeme #peterpan #pirate #piratebehavior
A picture of Smee from the animated Peter Pan of my childhood. He’s a potbellied pirate giving a solute and I copy pasted a cop hat over his pirate hat with an ACAB badge. There’s text: “If you Smee something…SMAY SOMETHING”
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
jortsparty.bsky.social
do NOT forget about severe weather awareness week you freaks
April 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
jortsparty.bsky.social
HELP my lover and their fiancé both reached out to me separately to tell me their new Baldur’s Gate characters are uncircumcised ☠️☠️☠️
April 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Y’all the Shark Week wikipedia goes HARD
About 37% of shows are research-oriented, though in some years (2009–2012, 2020) less than a quarter of shows involved research. Research methods are skewed towards expensive and television-friendly techniques such as satellite telemetry tagging, drones, and ROVs. In contrast, actual shark science is oriented more towards methodical research related to life history and reproduction, which are more practical for conservation work. Uncertainty and repeatability are frequently eschewed in presentation, in favor of controversy or authoritative results. Of the people labelled as "experts" or authorities by Shark Week programs, 41% have over 26 peer-reviewed publications, while 23% lack any contribution to the scientific literature. Little distinction is made between experiential (non-scientific) and scientific experts.[15] The demographics of Shark Week "experts" mirrors the underrepresentation of women and people of color in STEM fields. 94% of "experts" featured by Shark Week are white, and 79% are male. 24 shows featured at least one non-white "expert" and 60 involved at least one woman "expert". Several non-doctorate men were referred to as "Dr.", and several doctorate-holding women were not labelled with their title.
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
jortsparty.bsky.social
have you met The Beast?

#huge #dog #excellent #snoot
A picture of a big huge dog with her tongue out. She’s blonde with a dark snout and she’s wearing a lil’ bow.
March 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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#comic #airportcomic #commerce #luggageart #hairyarms #inkdrawing #sketchart #figurativesketch
An ink sketch of an airport cafe. A gray-haired lady with a roller bag is handing a credit card to a sheepishly distractible cashier
March 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM