Jordy
@jordyoga.bsky.social
ATX Yoga Teacher
Cat Enthusiast
Sober afafafaf
all my favorite sweatshirts don’t have strings 💅🏻
https://linktr.ee/moreyogaplz
Cat Enthusiast
Sober afafafaf
all my favorite sweatshirts don’t have strings 💅🏻
https://linktr.ee/moreyogaplz
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Jordy
@jordyoga.bsky.social
· May 29
I absolutely did not forget about asana Monday or Sun Salutation B or adding options and proptions for all levels in my new asana breakdown link in bio
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When you ask me my favorite horror movie and I tell you Breaking Bad S5E15 33:04
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When you ask me my favorite horror movie and I tell you Breaking Bad S5E15 33:04
Me: sry I can’t, something came up.
Something: broccoli farts
Something: broccoli farts
June 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me: sry I can’t, something came up.
Something: broccoli farts
Something: broccoli farts
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on the one hand they are both horrible heartless selfish narcisistic idiots responsible for hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths and untold suffering. on the other hand there is no other hand fuck those guys
June 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
on the one hand they are both horrible heartless selfish narcisistic idiots responsible for hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths and untold suffering. on the other hand there is no other hand fuck those guys
Is it a week where I’m just a lil xtra eepy or is it ✨depression✨
May 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Is it a week where I’m just a lil xtra eepy or is it ✨depression✨
People being surprised that Thom York is kind of a selfish prick is….surprising tbh
May 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
People being surprised that Thom York is kind of a selfish prick is….surprising tbh
I absolutely did not forget about asana Monday or Sun Salutation B or adding options and proptions for all levels in my new asana breakdown link in bio
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May 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I absolutely did not forget about asana Monday or Sun Salutation B or adding options and proptions for all levels in my new asana breakdown link in bio
👹
👹
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I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
If my hot neighbor didn’t want me to memorize his schedule and perch on the window sill to slow blink at him when he passes by then WHY did he tell me he liked cats??? Riddle me that “male loneliness epidemic”
May 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If my hot neighbor didn’t want me to memorize his schedule and perch on the window sill to slow blink at him when he passes by then WHY did he tell me he liked cats??? Riddle me that “male loneliness epidemic”
POV you invite me to your southern Christian wedding and don’t expect me to dress like lesbian john travolta:
May 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
POV you invite me to your southern Christian wedding and don’t expect me to dress like lesbian john travolta:
Horror movies in 2025 are so frustrating. You really think I’m not gonna use my little pocket robot to call 911 on a ghost???
May 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Horror movies in 2025 are so frustrating. You really think I’m not gonna use my little pocket robot to call 911 on a ghost???
Honestly waking up at 4am to teach yoga kind of slaps. I kind of love it here and by here I mean alone with my cats and not a human in sight.
May 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Honestly waking up at 4am to teach yoga kind of slaps. I kind of love it here and by here I mean alone with my cats and not a human in sight.
I came here to rate dogs and look at bodega cats, nothing more and nothing less.
May 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I came here to rate dogs and look at bodega cats, nothing more and nothing less.
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This guy sitting in the row in front of me won't leave me alone. Still 14/10
May 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This guy sitting in the row in front of me won't leave me alone. Still 14/10
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I feel betrayed by the part of the ven diagram where people with flared ribs and fitness influencers collide because wym “i don’t have abs i have flared ribs” shut your mouth that was between us 😭
May 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I feel betrayed by the part of the ven diagram where people with flared ribs and fitness influencers collide because wym “i don’t have abs i have flared ribs” shut your mouth that was between us 😭
What’s that? You needed another 60 seconds of me being an absolute nuisance on the internet?
Check out this week’s asana breakdown where we’ll be going over Half Moon in an extended episode where you can practice along with me in a couple of fun mini vinyasa sequences!
🔗 link in bio
#yoga
Check out this week’s asana breakdown where we’ll be going over Half Moon in an extended episode where you can practice along with me in a couple of fun mini vinyasa sequences!
🔗 link in bio
#yoga
May 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What’s that? You needed another 60 seconds of me being an absolute nuisance on the internet?
Check out this week’s asana breakdown where we’ll be going over Half Moon in an extended episode where you can practice along with me in a couple of fun mini vinyasa sequences!
🔗 link in bio
#yoga
Check out this week’s asana breakdown where we’ll be going over Half Moon in an extended episode where you can practice along with me in a couple of fun mini vinyasa sequences!
🔗 link in bio
#yoga
No I don’t have a cat. I have a tiny criminal who has imposed a cheese tax on my existence in the home I pay for her to live in.
May 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No I don’t have a cat. I have a tiny criminal who has imposed a cheese tax on my existence in the home I pay for her to live in.
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why can't all food trucks also have jingles and roam neighborhoods
May 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
why can't all food trucks also have jingles and roam neighborhoods
Sure drugs are cool but have you ever rage cried in a deep hip opener?
May 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sure drugs are cool but have you ever rage cried in a deep hip opener?
It would be in everyone’s best interest if I was paid to not work while PMSing. Just a thought ✨
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It would be in everyone’s best interest if I was paid to not work while PMSing. Just a thought ✨
I feel like it’s finally time to go to therapy to talk about my abuser (Shonda Rhimes)
May 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I feel like it’s finally time to go to therapy to talk about my abuser (Shonda Rhimes)
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Men rolling up their dress shirt sleeves is the modern-day equivalent of Victorian ladies showing ankle. Look at that *gasp* elbow! [swoons uncontrollably]
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Men rolling up their dress shirt sleeves is the modern-day equivalent of Victorian ladies showing ankle. Look at that *gasp* elbow! [swoons uncontrollably]
No one makes a woman feel more valued, seen, heard, appreciated, and admired than a chonky orange boy cat
May 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
No one makes a woman feel more valued, seen, heard, appreciated, and admired than a chonky orange boy cat
Literally so lame that we can’t all just get along (ki11 nazis, castrate pedos, etc)
May 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Literally so lame that we can’t all just get along (ki11 nazis, castrate pedos, etc)
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We saw every movie and read every book about robots and AI killing us and said “yes let’s make sure that happens to us for real.”
May 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We saw every movie and read every book about robots and AI killing us and said “yes let’s make sure that happens to us for real.”