Jordan Jasani
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Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
May the Gods be with Lamar🤞🏾
I understand the kick. That was more like 2.5 yards, not 2 yards. The worst-case scenario now is probably overtime and even that requires not just a TD but a 2-pt conversion.
January 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
May the Gods be with Lamar🤞🏾
Wouldn’t 10 yard penalty bring Ravens offense at 22 yards as Hill was stopped at 32 yards?
January 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Wouldn’t 10 yard penalty bring Ravens offense at 22 yards as Hill was stopped at 32 yards?
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so that's two drops and a fumble for Mark Andrews
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
so that's two drops and a fumble for Mark Andrews
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OK, please tell me we aren't going to blame Lamar Jackson for that one.
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
OK, please tell me we aren't going to blame Lamar Jackson for that one.
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Mark Andrews gets his pocket picked, Bills ball
January 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Mark Andrews gets his pocket picked, Bills ball
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That honestly looked more like offensive pass interference to me than defensive pass interference.
January 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That honestly looked more like offensive pass interference to me than defensive pass interference.
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Melissa Stark: "Are you OK?"
Jalen Hurts: "I finished the game"
Jalen Hurts: "I finished the game"
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Melissa Stark: "Are you OK?"
Jalen Hurts: "I finished the game"
Jalen Hurts: "I finished the game"
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No flag on this is odd
January 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
No flag on this is odd
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Saw this on YouTube.com/@minakimes and it made me smile so I’m posting here
Football is for EVERYONE
Football is for EVERYONE
December 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Saw this on YouTube.com/@minakimes and it made me smile so I’m posting here
Football is for EVERYONE
Football is for EVERYONE
Last TD was result of wrong call. Cold
winds at Highmark stadium got to Referee. It was definitely pass interference against Buffalo 😝
Poll:
@NFL need a VR for fair assessment?
winds at Highmark stadium got to Referee. It was definitely pass interference against Buffalo 😝
Poll:
@NFL need a VR for fair assessment?
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January 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Last TD was result of wrong call. Cold
winds at Highmark stadium got to Referee. It was definitely pass interference against Buffalo 😝
Poll:
@NFL need a VR for fair assessment?
winds at Highmark stadium got to Referee. It was definitely pass interference against Buffalo 😝
Poll:
@NFL need a VR for fair assessment?
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I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
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A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?
December 2, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?
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Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
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[chasing my wife around the kitchen after handling raw turkey, singing to the tune of eminem’s “cinderella man”] salmonella hands, salmonella hands, salmonella hands, salmo
November 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
[chasing my wife around the kitchen after handling raw turkey, singing to the tune of eminem’s “cinderella man”] salmonella hands, salmonella hands, salmonella hands, salmo
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November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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I accidentally updated the iPhone iOS last night, despite weeks of refusing to do so, and it’s amazing how tech tech companies manage to make their products worse with every improvement
November 29, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I accidentally updated the iPhone iOS last night, despite weeks of refusing to do so, and it’s amazing how tech tech companies manage to make their products worse with every improvement