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Trust me. I’m a doctor.
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Student: I think the patient has a viral upper respiratory infection. I would like to prescribe amoxicillin.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oldham absolutely still has a Twitter burner
What is this dig at BlueSky doing in a judicial opinion? www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Gee, would have been nice if there was someone who could have prevented this. Whatever. RFK’s legacy is Cassidy’s now, and is the only thing anyone will ever remember him for
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Not only is it an evidence based claim, it may be the most evidence based claim in all of medical science
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
NNT of about 300 if my maths are right (do not trust my maths) which is pretty darn good for a population wide thing
INCREDIBLE CURVES
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Easy to see this and point out a guy who has had his brain melted by Fox News, and that’s true, but also serves as a reminder that Sam Alito is only a couple of years younger than Judge Smith and has been on the appellate bench nearly as long
Uhhh, this belated dissent in the Texas districting case—written by a 79-year-old Reagan appointee—is quite a ride storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Just a reminder that Higgins was drummed out of two different central Louisiana police departments because of his personal conduct and I want you to reflect on how difficult that is to do
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Always good to see, but just remember she’s talking about (((foreign countries)))
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How many folks gonna end up in prison because of this
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ok I’ll ask it. Who is Dasha Nekresova and why should I care
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
{heavy sigh}

Conservatives, understand one piece of art challenge
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sitting in the airport, still landside because of delays. There’s a guy with an influencer setup filming himself in the terminal while wearing a motorcycle helmet
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ohio River mornings
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why does Cobb’s bat have nails in it?
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The wall of signatures of guys who use Louisville Sluggers is basically one giant Let’s Remember Some Guys
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Giant bat
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s not the worst part of this, but doesn’t “barely legal” refer to like, 18-19? Not 15, which is firmly “not legal”
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is she the US Attorney though?
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What
Senator John Fetterman is in the hospital after falling and hitting his head; diagnosed with a flare-up of a serious heart condition called ventricular fibrillation, per spx tweet.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Wonder how House Hunters Dude’s kids feel about his much younger girlfriend, who is only two years older than his oldest kid
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Epstein Maximalists were always going to have to reckon with “if Epstein Maximalism is even remotely accurate, Donald Trump was obviously intimately involved in it”. This was always, despite many contenders, the single most incoherent thing about the whole QAnon worldview
July 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM