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Jordan
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Meanwhile, cannabis in its various forms has become much, much more popular and accessible in recent years with even backwards-ass states like Ohio legalizing it, and many people have substituted weed for booze
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ohio River mornings
A clear day from a bridge in the middle of the Ohio River
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Why does Cobb’s bat have nails in it?
Ty Cobb’s bat. It has nails in it
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Giant bat
Giant bat outside the Louisville slugger factory
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Real answer probably isn’t more complicated than this
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November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Is she the US Attorney though?
NYT Push Alert Breaking News The authorities are seeking the arrest of man who brought a baseball bat to the office of the U.S. attorney Alina Habba.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Wembanyama at the Olympics next to some team Japan dude half his size
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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What does Roger Marshall think “insurance” means
Dr. Roger Marshall tweet Up to 40% of Obamacare enrollees never file a claim. That’s billions in taxpayer dollars flowing to insurance companies for people who don’t even use the system. Republicans are committed to ending the fraud and making healthcare truly affordable.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Oh he’s toast toast
19. The following day, on or about April 13, 2025, the defendant EMMANUEL CLASE DE LA CRUZ asked Bettor-1 by text message' whether Bettor-1 had been able to "wager anything." After Bettor-1 responded, in sum and substance, that Bettor-1 had bet and won money, CLASE directed Bettor-1 to "send some of it to DR," referring to the Dominican Republic. CLASE provided Bettor-1 with contact information for a recipient for the money and directed Bettor-1 to "[send it as if it were someone else." CLASE also told Bettor-1 that the money was "for repairs at the country house."
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Pretty sure we have plenty of recent very clear answers to this one
NYT push alert Chatbots Will See You Now Psychologists consider them the future of therapy. The F.D.A. is exploring whether to regulate them. Are they safe?
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Not bad for my old district
Upper west side Manhattan 69-051 Mamdani 57.5 Cuomo 39 Sliwa 2.5
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Eric Adams with a speech bubble saying the quoted post
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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New Plan for the Homeless
NYT push alert New Plan for the Homeless Utah expects to place some 1,300 homeless people in what supporters call a services campus and critics deem a detention camp
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Krusty asking what the hell was that
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Old New York license plate that says ASS MAN
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Folks, how do sleepy Delaware beach towns feel about kings?
Whole bunch of people holding signs at No Kings Bethany Beach
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Insanity break
Sunset over the Atlantic
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Anakin and padme meme Were monitoring the measles outbreak To make sure no one gets measles … We’re *against* measles, right?
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Wait, they’re basing that solely on his EKG?
“His cardiac age—a validated measure of cardiovascular vitality via ECG—was found be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age” read the memo, which was just a few paragraphs long.
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I…don’t think this is true at all, fortune cookie
Fortune cookie fortune If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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How on earth do you keep this pitch fair
In play, run(s)
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Hit rate 100%
Harassment Allegations On February 13, 2019, The New York Times reported that seven women (including Phoebe Bridgers and ex-wife Mandy Moore) said Adams offered to assist them with their music careers, then pursued the women romantically. They also claimed that Adams retaliated when they spurned his advances, hindering their careers and harassing them in text messages and on social media.[89][90] The accusations surfaced in the context of the #MeToo movement against sexual harassment. Adams initially denied the accusations but in July 2020, he issued a statement in the Daily Mail apologizing for his actions.[91][92][93]
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Decorative gourd season
Some large pumpkins
October 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Second cybertruck of the drive home, but this seems more of its natural state
A cybertruck on the back of a tow truck
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Somehow make it uglier
A purple cybertruck
October 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM