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Jordan D. River
@jordanriverwrites.bsky.social
Poet/Author. Game/Book reviews. I love feedback! Please! I write short stories and novel mostly in verse across genre, but typically horror adjacent. Check media tab for latest from me.
https://jordanrivertales.wordpress.com
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#TreasureIsland A Rhythmic Voyage
Third Movement, The Island Cleaves
Interlude

Jim at 14, reflects on the journey so far and introduces the Doctor's tale of the shipboard mutiny.
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Face it, you're NOT the Final Girl. 🔪🩸

You're the Horny Dumbass. The Problem Solver. The one who brought everyone here. This slasher reality check is brutal—and totally accurate. Which role gets you gutted before Act Two? 👇

horrorfacts.com/youre-not-th... #Horror #FinalGirl #HorrorFan
You’re Not the Final Girl: Here’s Who You Actually Are in a Slasher
Think you're the Final Girl? Think again. Find out which slasher movie cliché you actually are—and how fast you die.
horrorfacts.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The Man's too strong played on the custom guitar I built
YouTube video by Author Dell Sweet
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November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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It’s here, it’s live, your little slice of joy. A micro issue bursting with heart-filling poetry, flash, micro and CNF, brief and brilliant as a sun glint on water. Sip at them whenever it hurts. templeinacity.com/explore-the-...
JOY, Temple in a City special pop-up edition
Temple in a City literary journal of flash fiction, poetry, art and letters
templeinacity.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It must be known for the next cycle that all of certain families such as Bezos, Musk and Trump, hoard fortunes stolen during their murder of the American Republic. Vast fortunes built on contempt, fraud and theft cloak their origins in the mists of time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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“A tense thriller with vampires” (Amazon reviewer) 👇✨📚 #Thriller #BookSky
Delighted by this great ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ review of my novel "Freer of Souls", Book 1 of the Saga "Vampires and Spies", available on Amazon in KDP eBook amazon.com/dp/B0CCB4H5P6 and paperback amazon.com/dp/B0CV6182L3.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Watching Frankenstein last night and simply blown away by this adaptation. del Toro hit it out of the park. What an amazing visual palette! Watch it!
Also:
"You are the monster, Victor." He said it! He said the thing!
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
'‘Come off,’ quod he, ‘I come’, quod I.'

I know its not the point, but LOL.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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New fantasy short story:

Working in retail stinks, even if it’s a magic-filled potion shop. An eight-minute read.

#fantasy #shortstories

dnschmidt.com/fantasy-stor...
Reversible - D.N. Schmidt
“This is going to be bad…” Evie stood at the counter, chewing on a fingernail. Fuddle Potion Shop was about to open and it was sure to be busier than ever.
dnschmidt.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"Some early reviews of the book have called it “laugh out loud funny,” with one reviewer stating that they spat their drink out of their mouth at one point due to laughter."

Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩

victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...

#booksky
Victoria-based author writes book framing Canada-US trade war as satirical fantasy
Local Victoria author Septimus Brown’s latest offering frames the ongoing US-Canada trade as a satirical fantasy quest titled We’ve Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North).
victoriabuzz.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I was doing some digital archaeology and ran across the files for three audio CD compilations I put together over a decade ago and across the span of about 5 years. Anyone else out there enjoy making physical compilations? #Playlist
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Looking for weird? Try these science fiction stories:

* A poker game with parasites from another dimension.

* A waitress at a space truck stop battles a monstrous meatloaf.

* A conman has a plan to steal three miles of space rock.

And many more!

#booksky #sff 📚🪐

mybook.to/doomtapes
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter review: “This novel has everything: suspense, adventure, humour, horror, all mixed together perfectly. It goes from moments of tension to hilarious dialogues.” amzn.to/1gwPt3U #halloween #spookyseason #fiction #spooky #paranormal #ya #booksky
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter
Amazon.com: I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter eBook : Henry, Brian K.: Kindle Store
amzn.to
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I do NOT have the energy to promo this but I have gotten this spread to a few servers on discord. The ones I was hoping to see more responses from didn't really respond too much so I'm a bit sad about that ;-; But this has been def shared in non-writing servers tho so there's hope!
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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@louiseblackwick.com I wish you a Scarry Halloween! www.louiseblackwick.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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In the Publications noted section of the current issue of Forgotten Ground Regained, I list recently published works of alliterative poetry and related resources and posts. In this thread, I'm going to highlight some of the latest new work.

alliteration.net/current-issue #alliterative #poetry
alliteration.net
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Wondering what to get your book-loving friends and family for the winter holidays? ❄️🌲Check out my books; available both in ebook and paperback!

Full-length books: clarislam.ca/published-wo...

Poetry & short fiction: clarislam.ca/published-wo...

#booksky #writesky #readers 💙📚 📖
Published Poetry & Short Fiction - Claris Lam
Published Poetry & Short Fiction Claris Lam
clarislam.ca
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
In 1922 Kurt Tucholsky, a Weimar Republic journalist, poet and satirist, was a witness to his country's collapse. He wrote this poem after 4 years of political violence on the occasion of a political assassination of an opposition leader. I did my original translation of this…
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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My horror collective @nyxhorror.bsky.social is happy to announce an incredible opportunity for horror writers: in partnership w/ Stowe Story Labs, one woman-identifying writer w/ a horror feature or TV pilot will receive a full Fellowship to the June Narrative Lab.
Apply here 👇🏾
bit.ly/NarrativeLabs
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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We are open for submissions for our Poems for Protest anthology AND we are open for The Rough Diamond Poetry Prize #poetry #poetrycommunity #WritingCommunity

roughdiamondpoetry.com
Rough Diamond Poetry
This site is solely for poetry - poetry in any form and on any subject. We love it all!
roughdiamondpoetry.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Fun Fact:

Very few dragonflies can actually breathe fire, but they keep trying anyway. It's inspiring, really. Dream big, little dragonfly, dream big.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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So, if you have a story with paranormal elements starring asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters, we want to see it!

We'd love to see some more stories that explore the unexplained from different lenses

All the details can be found here: paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
Aspec Paranormal Anthology
An open call for aromantic and asexual paranormal short stories
paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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YOU DESERVE A LAUGH

You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate this book, but it will help if you're not a MAGA 😅

A fantasy satire inspired by the US-Canada trade war!

mybook.to/dragoneggs
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Now that the current issue is out, here's the next open call for submissions for alliterative poetry.

Psalms and meditations ...

alliteration.net/info/call-fo... #submissionscall #alliteration #poetrysky #poetrycommunity
Call for Submissions, Issue 8
Submit your alliterative poems to Forgotten Ground Regained by January 1
alliteration.net
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM