JordanBloomBooks
@jordanbloombooks.bsky.social
I'm a writer of romance novels, believer in humans, and lover of key lime pie. When I'm not reading and writing, I spend my time drinking coffee and looking for the good in the world.
My pronouns are she/her
JordanBloomBooks.com
My pronouns are she/her
JordanBloomBooks.com
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Please, sky friends, put your pronouns in your bio.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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You are not bold and interesting for thinking not all genre romance books should have a happy ending. You are a person with an (extremely trite, at this point) opinion who should read genres of books that are not romance.
June 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You are not bold and interesting for thinking not all genre romance books should have a happy ending. You are a person with an (extremely trite, at this point) opinion who should read genres of books that are not romance.
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Psst. Want a cozy comfort read about a man who smells good all. the. time? It's free by the way...
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Psst. Want a cozy comfort read about a man who smells good all. the. time? It's free by the way...
Road trip!!
Since we’re talking about it today…for anyone who dislikes the idea of a guaranteed HEA because it spoils your enjoyment to know how a story will end, that’s fine. It’s your right to read what you like, and maybe romance isn’t for you. But also: imagine romance books are like going on a road trip.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Road trip!!
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Whenever people diss the romance genre or act as if it is by definition second-rate, I think about how genuinely difficult it is to write a truly effective (and non wince-inducing) consensual sex scene (whether cute, fun, passionate, tragic, comedic, horny, moving, etc). Especially an explicit one.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Whenever people diss the romance genre or act as if it is by definition second-rate, I think about how genuinely difficult it is to write a truly effective (and non wince-inducing) consensual sex scene (whether cute, fun, passionate, tragic, comedic, horny, moving, etc). Especially an explicit one.
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Heads up kids, nominations for the 2026 #RomComBracket open December 1st
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Heads up kids, nominations for the 2026 #RomComBracket open December 1st
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
I just took the pipe under my bathroom sink apart, cleaned it out, and put it back together.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just took the pipe under my bathroom sink apart, cleaned it out, and put it back together.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Happy publication day to The Secret Mistletoe Promise by @cressmclaughlin.bsky.social and The Christmas Tree Killer by @cmacwritescrime.bsky.social - my preorders from @harpercollins.bsky.social arrived earlier this week 😍
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Happy publication day to The Secret Mistletoe Promise by @cressmclaughlin.bsky.social and The Christmas Tree Killer by @cmacwritescrime.bsky.social - my preorders from @harpercollins.bsky.social arrived earlier this week 😍
Every day this week, I’m wide awake at 5:00. Daylight Savings is stupid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Every day this week, I’m wide awake at 5:00. Daylight Savings is stupid.
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So proud of my city 🥹🥹🥹
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So proud of my city 🥹🥹🥹
I need you to stop scrolling for a second to look at this perfect tree. #PureMichigan
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I need you to stop scrolling for a second to look at this perfect tree. #PureMichigan
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And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
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Zohran Mamdani is American.
He's Ugandan.
He's Indian.
He's Muslim.
He's the son of a Hindu mom.
Meet NYC's new mayor:
t.co/jIAQmabMEo
He's Ugandan.
He's Indian.
He's Muslim.
He's the son of a Hindu mom.
Meet NYC's new mayor:
t.co/jIAQmabMEo
https://www.tpr.org/2025-11-03/zohran-mamdanis-extraordinary-india-story
t.co
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Zohran Mamdani is American.
He's Ugandan.
He's Indian.
He's Muslim.
He's the son of a Hindu mom.
Meet NYC's new mayor:
t.co/jIAQmabMEo
He's Ugandan.
He's Indian.
He's Muslim.
He's the son of a Hindu mom.
Meet NYC's new mayor:
t.co/jIAQmabMEo
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I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote:
"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."
No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."
No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote:
"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."
No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."
No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
Watching The Great British Baking Show episodes in reverse order so every week the bakers get a new friend.
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching The Great British Baking Show episodes in reverse order so every week the bakers get a new friend.
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"Billionaires are why we have tech and jobs!"
Wrong.
Publicly-funded R&D is.
Stop worshipping billionaires for what teachers, scientists, and taxpayers made possible.
Wrong.
Publicly-funded R&D is.
Stop worshipping billionaires for what teachers, scientists, and taxpayers made possible.
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Billionaires are why we have tech and jobs!"
Wrong.
Publicly-funded R&D is.
Stop worshipping billionaires for what teachers, scientists, and taxpayers made possible.
Wrong.
Publicly-funded R&D is.
Stop worshipping billionaires for what teachers, scientists, and taxpayers made possible.
Do you love discovering new authors and then binging their series? Today only you can start a bunch of series for no cost!
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Do you love discovering new authors and then binging their series? Today only you can start a bunch of series for no cost!
It's here! The Romance Book Blast is here! It's happening TODAY! romancebooklovers.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It's here! The Romance Book Blast is here! It's happening TODAY! romancebooklovers.com
I ran out of milk so I used vanilla coffee creamer in the base for my French toast and it has ruined me for regular French toast from now on. #NomNomNom
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I ran out of milk so I used vanilla coffee creamer in the base for my French toast and it has ruined me for regular French toast from now on. #NomNomNom
This is happening tomorrow and it's going to be AWESOME.
October 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is happening tomorrow and it's going to be AWESOME.
New shoes. Autumn leaves. Pure Michigan
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
New shoes. Autumn leaves. Pure Michigan
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I write romance because I want to. Because it entertains me. When other people are entertained as well, it’s a nice treat. But, really, I’m just here to pour weird things out of my brain to make room for more.
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I write romance because I want to. Because it entertains me. When other people are entertained as well, it’s a nice treat. But, really, I’m just here to pour weird things out of my brain to make room for more.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)