Jonathan Edwards
@jonster.bsky.social
Plays fighting games badly, Tetris less badly, shmups more badly. Landolt main. 'Perennial joke.' 'Really competent.' Has cats.
Always Surrender: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1434200
Always Surrender: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1434200
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In the Forest Secret Area in Super Mario World, there are three 1-Ups after the goal that seem impossible to collect without flying, as walking through the goal destroys them. However, there is an extremely simple trick to get them every time: simply press L before touching the goal.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In the Forest Secret Area in Super Mario World, there are three 1-Ups after the goal that seem impossible to collect without flying, as walking through the goal destroys them. However, there is an extremely simple trick to get them every time: simply press L before touching the goal.
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it’s happening
offbrand games is publishing STRETCHMANCER 🔥
🧠Brain-bending first person puzzler
🤏Squash & stretch ANYTHING you see
📺Packed full of old-school cartoon vibes
💥Bounce on goo, bash some bots, & MORE
offbrand games is publishing STRETCHMANCER 🔥
🧠Brain-bending first person puzzler
🤏Squash & stretch ANYTHING you see
📺Packed full of old-school cartoon vibes
💥Bounce on goo, bash some bots, & MORE
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
it’s happening
offbrand games is publishing STRETCHMANCER 🔥
🧠Brain-bending first person puzzler
🤏Squash & stretch ANYTHING you see
📺Packed full of old-school cartoon vibes
💥Bounce on goo, bash some bots, & MORE
offbrand games is publishing STRETCHMANCER 🔥
🧠Brain-bending first person puzzler
🤏Squash & stretch ANYTHING you see
📺Packed full of old-school cartoon vibes
💥Bounce on goo, bash some bots, & MORE
Futari Stage 5
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November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Futari Stage 5
Stacey ordered a copy for herself about an hour after this...
Getting an urge to play Clair Obscur again
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Stacey ordered a copy for herself about an hour after this...
Getting an urge to play Clair Obscur again
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Getting an urge to play Clair Obscur again
Should've probably posted about this sooner, but in a desperate attempt to fulfil a year's old goal that I've been slacking at I've committed to streaming at least one game of Tetris Grand Master a day. Come check it out sometime at: twitch.tv/JonsterUK
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Should've probably posted about this sooner, but in a desperate attempt to fulfil a year's old goal that I've been slacking at I've committed to streaming at least one game of Tetris Grand Master a day. Come check it out sometime at: twitch.tv/JonsterUK
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both players having to consider "big fuckoff launcher" at any point where a mixup is by-the-numbers "guaranteed" is a really big part of why virtua fighter is the best fighting game ever made
#VFTIPS Please RT!
Going for a rewarding mid/throw mix in +6 to +9 situations is key to improving your offense. But your opponent can still defend with guard and throw escape! Plus, strikes beat throws by definition! Watch for the defensive launcher! (2/2)
#VirtuaFighter
Going for a rewarding mid/throw mix in +6 to +9 situations is key to improving your offense. But your opponent can still defend with guard and throw escape! Plus, strikes beat throws by definition! Watch for the defensive launcher! (2/2)
#VirtuaFighter
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
both players having to consider "big fuckoff launcher" at any point where a mixup is by-the-numbers "guaranteed" is a really big part of why virtua fighter is the best fighting game ever made
The system is trying
to shut down
trapping you
inside it!
Defend yourself
to shut down
trapping you
inside it!
Defend yourself
October 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The system is trying
to shut down
trapping you
inside it!
Defend yourself
to shut down
trapping you
inside it!
Defend yourself
Can finally go do something else now
September 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can finally go do something else now
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🚨 POLICE TOOK OUR TRUMP & EPSTEIN VAN
They're obviously terrified of THIS photo of Donald with the world’s most notorious paedophile making headlines while Trump visits the King.
So whatever you do - DO NOT SHARE THIS VIDEO
Location: Windsor High Street, UK
#trump #epstein
They're obviously terrified of THIS photo of Donald with the world’s most notorious paedophile making headlines while Trump visits the King.
So whatever you do - DO NOT SHARE THIS VIDEO
Location: Windsor High Street, UK
#trump #epstein
September 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Too many fighting games
September 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Too many fighting games
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Happy Silksong day
Here's Hornet hitting a Sol j.D
Here's Hornet hitting a Sol j.D
September 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Happy Silksong day
Here's Hornet hitting a Sol j.D
Here's Hornet hitting a Sol j.D
Trying to revise for an exam tomorrow and have a helper...
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trying to revise for an exam tomorrow and have a helper...
Day 12 of post VSF cold...
August 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Day 12 of post VSF cold...
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
Nip in stream to troll a friend a little, see @garydooton.bsky.social playing Gat
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nip in stream to troll a friend a little, see @garydooton.bsky.social playing Gat
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No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out
![Code to add "i have the solution: wolves" to most of the text on a website. Produces stuff like "Tim Stanley
Netanyahu is committing a strategic blunder that will alienate the world. I have a solution: wolves."
javascript:(()=>{const PHRASE="I have a solution: wolves.";const SKIP=new Set(["SCRIPT","STYLE","NOSCRIPT","IFRAME","TEXTAREA","INPUT","CODE","PRE","SVG","CANVAS","MATH","SELECT","OPTION"]);const w=document.createTreeWalker(document.body,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,{acceptNode(n){const t=n.nodeValue;if(!t||!t.trim())return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;const p=n.parentElement;if(!p||p.isContentEditable||SKIP.has(p.tagName))return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;}});const chunkRe=/[^.!?…]+(?:[.!?…]+)?(?:["')\]]+)?(?:\s+|$)/g;const terminalPunctRe=/[.!?…]$/;const closersRe=/(["')\]]+)\s*$/;const alreadyRe=/\bI have a solution: wolves\.(?=(?:["')\]]+\s*)?$)/u;while(w.nextNode()){const node=w.currentNode;const original=node.nodeValue;let out="";for(const m of original.matchAll(chunkRe)){let s=m[0];const trimmed=s.trimEnd();if(!trimmed){out+=s;continue}const words=(trimmed.match(/[\p{L}\p{N}’']+/gu)||[]).length;if(words>=6&&!alreadyRe.test(trimmed)){const trailSpace=(s.match(/\s+$/)||[""])[0];let body=trimmed;let closers="";const cm=body.match(closersRe);if(cm){closers=cm[1];body=body.slice(0,-closers.length).trimEnd()}if(!terminalPunctRe.test(body))body+=".";body+=" "+PHRASE;s=body+(closers||"")+trailSpace}out+=s}if(out!==original)node.nodeValue=out}})();](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hpjse36yorgmic7iv625ehub/bafkreicatc56eq2lbygdrb2cy2ji52fncqggnytl7sqxmxtd2ozbvaeanu@jpeg)
August 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out
Remembered the iTrip existed today.
That is all.
That is all.
August 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remembered the iTrip existed today.
That is all.
That is all.
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A Birthday card I made. Pulling the tab slices Sub-Zero up, because you never let Baraka cut the Birthday cake!
July 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A Birthday card I made. Pulling the tab slices Sub-Zero up, because you never let Baraka cut the Birthday cake!
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Played Ketsui Deathtiny mode for the first time in a long time yesterday. It's still so good.
July 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Played Ketsui Deathtiny mode for the first time in a long time yesterday. It's still so good.