Jonathan Kay
@jonnykickingkuh.bsky.social
I'm stuck in a city, but I belong in a field
LUFC. Music. Rugby League. Rugby Union. Cricket. Should have just said most sports
LUFC. Music. Rugby League. Rugby Union. Cricket. Should have just said most sports
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
Tuffers saying fucks sake on the TMS speaking for the whole nation
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tuffers saying fucks sake on the TMS speaking for the whole nation
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Have I ever mentioned my mortal fear of former BBC News substitute presenter Mishal Husain? Probably not, since it's not a big issue generally.
Anyway, best get to work
Anyway, best get to work
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Have I ever mentioned my mortal fear of former BBC News substitute presenter Mishal Husain? Probably not, since it's not a big issue generally.
Anyway, best get to work
Anyway, best get to work
Hey BBC radio news, why do you think I need to know what Chris Philp thinks every single fucking day?
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey BBC radio news, why do you think I need to know what Chris Philp thinks every single fucking day?
The worst rule in modern rugby is a guy going with one hand for the ball, clearly trying to catch it but knocking on being an automatic yellow card. Zero nuance, kills games, can't stand it #FravRSA
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The worst rule in modern rugby is a guy going with one hand for the ball, clearly trying to catch it but knocking on being an automatic yellow card. Zero nuance, kills games, can't stand it #FravRSA
Forward pass from Freeman to Earl and then Genge didn't ground it #engfij #tier1bias
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Forward pass from Freeman to Earl and then Genge didn't ground it #engfij #tier1bias
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/o...
The talk up that Robert Kitson gives England before every international series before they stink the place is one constant I can cling to in life
'England ready to go Bazball!'
Final score: England 9-15 Australia
The talk up that Robert Kitson gives England before every international series before they stink the place is one constant I can cling to in life
'England ready to go Bazball!'
Final score: England 9-15 Australia
Borthwick hopes England can emulate Bazball mentality for autumn series
England’s rugby players are seeking to emulate the Bazball ethos of their cricketing counterparts in the runup to the forthcoming Ashes series
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/o...
The talk up that Robert Kitson gives England before every international series before they stink the place is one constant I can cling to in life
'England ready to go Bazball!'
Final score: England 9-15 Australia
The talk up that Robert Kitson gives England before every international series before they stink the place is one constant I can cling to in life
'England ready to go Bazball!'
Final score: England 9-15 Australia
Top Gun, I'll never do it
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Top Gun, I'll never do it
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Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
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Thank you Fortune Cookie, it's September 22nd
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thank you Fortune Cookie, it's September 22nd
Thank you Fortune Cookie, it's September 22nd
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thank you Fortune Cookie, it's September 22nd
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
It looks like they caught him having a piss in the corner
Newcastle United confirm Yoane Wissa has joined from Brentford on a four-year contract. £55m package.9⃣
September 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It looks like they caught him having a piss in the corner
'There'll be no signing Fotos Ioannidis, I'll tell the children'
#lufc
#lufc
🚨🟢⚪️ Sporting CP are close to getting deal done for Fotis Ioannidis as new striker to replace Conrad Harder. Agreement done with the player and now underway club to club.
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
'There'll be no signing Fotos Ioannidis, I'll tell the children'
#lufc
#lufc
Is everything ok babe? You've barely touched your Schindler's List leggings
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Is everything ok babe? You've barely touched your Schindler's List leggings
So the Lions made the Wallabies better??
August 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So the Lions made the Wallabies better??
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Del Boy Trotter says people without the Inframax Deep Penetration Massager will be at a disadvantage in the future.
July 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Del Boy Trotter says people without the Inframax Deep Penetration Massager will be at a disadvantage in the future.
Gutted for Tuipolotu, Cummings and White v unlucky too
July 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Gutted for Tuipolotu, Cummings and White v unlucky too